I think the high protein yogurt might be kicking in! WHAT!? 🤩 #notquitewriteprize

*Insert full range of excited farmyard noises.* #notquitewrite #writingcompetition

They say to follow your dreams, and honestly, having had a lengthy dream about baked beans last night, I feel like I might give it a try 🥫

May take up bowling... I'm thinking Poké, or maybe cereal...

Here is your self-care checklist for today and every day! 💚 💙 🩵 💜 🧡 💛 ❤️

Hiding from a killer in the woods with no snapping twigs available to spice up the chase? ✨30+ Clicking Knees™✨ have got you covered!

The brain fog is strong today, and I would like to apologize to any commuters inconvenienced by the low visibility. It will happen again.

Sunday short story submission! ✅🥳

Writer’s block? No. Writer’s partial closure for essential spring cleaning, pencil sharpening, lentil counting, sock origami, precision paperclip aligning, and badger yoga maintenance.

Exciting news! A free-to-attend summer school in September in Oxford on fantasy with publishers, authors and experts, generously sponsored by Bloomsbury. All the details here: fantasyliteratureschool.web.ox.ac.uk/home

Late reply to @Shakespeare's question. The answer is: an organic indie bakery. That's where fancy bread. 🥖

As a novice baker I've learned that if something claims to be the ✨Ultimate Lemon Meringue Pie Recipe✨, it may indeed be the last thing I do.