Two different atomics and a dangling at the same time. Me being a good boy @anonymousleon21.bsky.social

I bring that bullshit I tell you to not bring

How the fuck you gonna ask me if I’m available the first week of may and not say a fucking thing but “hey” all week? Mf if you wanna do kink things and stuff, how are you not available? The mf who asked in the first place!!

Useless unreliable fucking pieces of shit. No one was killed this is a video game.

I truly don’t understand people. My best friend is just slowly not being my best friend. Which sucks cause I’ve put so much effort into him. He wouldn’t have anything that helped launch his art/career without me. You could at least give me some FUCKING effort back.

Only cause I know I have it here somewhere but don’t feel like finding it. Skyrim Sith Lords raid dragons reach

Twig

Never end a game on a loss. If you can help it.

Sword

Blessing the machine spirit

Coin check bitch idk I’m bored

Sword 1

Those commie fucke caused this

So sober me deals with life, intoxicated me gets angry and sad, drunk me makes me understand what I have.

Can’t remember shit from 3+ years ago but can remember 23+ people who I fucking hate from the last 18 years

Beat the new power wash sim 2 dlc. It’s ok but not worth it

Cat on butt

When hooman is calling donttouchthatyougoddamntrashpanda but my name is literally Paxton

I’m 4 deep, 5.6 high and can’t even get by. What the fuck is going on, why the fuck should i care. Man fuck you and your bullshit too, I got better things to do than listen to this shit. I’m better than you and I fucking know it. I don’t do the usual I do me

The fuck you lookin at

You have expectations to uphold. Get it the fuck done

Where’s this bitch at????

Happy international wedgie day

I can pronounce drug names better than I can pronounce anything in this deodorant

Gotta catch up on my anime. Waiting for s4 of rimaru tempest

I’m bored gonna go for a walk in the neighborhood with a shoulder wedgie under my clothes

Warmth

I have a 4’ piece of one of the densest woods on the planet and it’s doing nothing. Osage orange

So I’m down a sword. Guess I’ll need to buy a new one.

Welcome to the salty spitoon how tough are ya? “How tough am I? “ “broke steel again”

Let me just pull out my dresser. I’m sure there isn’t anything bad from the last 7 years…. Wtf

Always check your pants before leaving

Dwagon

I’m a tad too lazy rn. But I gotta go to work. Pull my pants up

Please don’t try this at home as I was intoxicated. A knife I don’t use was rusty. So I dremel the rust off. “Then I got rust”

Photosynthesis

Don’t mind me or the “good boy” I’m just a little itchy

White butt

Good words to live by

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!! Get your pirates gathered.

Me and inigo always the best dressed mf’s at negotiations.

I forgot to post yesterday

Me getting some practice in

Just watch and accept your fate as a helpless wimpy nerd ;) #erotic #hypnosis #nerdification #nerdkink

The drawer. Shun the non believer

Already someone did it

Oh no someone better not do what it says on my waistband. New briefs by weartighties