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Awwwwwwwwwyeah my day just got better

Lmao why is this so funny 😭

BREAKING: Shohei Ohtani's dog Decoy is pregnant, he announced today. Decoy became pregnant after spending the weekend with Yoshinobu Yamamoto's new dog, Carlos. They had "hours" of alone time at Yamamoto's Brentwood condo. Decoy is the first pet of a Dodgers player to get pregnant, an MLB record.

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers have reached a deal to acquire the San Diego Padres. They plan to turn the Padres into their AAAA farm team. "The best way to honor Peter's legacy was to merge with the Dodgers, so that we could finally deliver a World Series championship," John Seidler said.

Ahem, cockfighter of the year*

Emmanuel Clase is the 2025 AL Gambler of the Year!

Kyle Tucker and the Astros are in agreement on a contract, per multiple reports. King Tuck is returning to Houston 👑

Orion Kerkering on the Dodgers winning the World Series

Aaron Boone is the 2025 American League Manager of the Year 🏆

Nick Kurtz says he owes his Rookie of the Year award to the Houston Astros

Anthony Rendon sprained his thumb posting about the US government shutdown, per Stan Blum/The Athletic. The Angels 3B said he felt something "pop" in his right thumb after uploading a meme on Instagram criticizing the deal to end the shutdown. He is expected to miss the first half of next season.

REPORT: Shohei Ohtani has purchased Emmanuel Clase's Hawaii vacation home for $6.7 million, per TMZ. • 20,667 square feet • 6.7 acres • 6 beds / 7 baths • 670 feet of waterfront • 6 pools and seven docks He plans to move in this week.

BREAKING: MLB plans to introduce a new rule in 2026 allowing teams to cheat against the Dodgers, per commissioner Rob Manfred. "We’re simply restoring balance. After two years of Dodgers parades, we feel it’s only fair to let other teams use trash cans, cameras, or whatever gets the job done."

RHP Yoshinobu Yamamoto will undergo Tommy John surgery, Dodgers announced.

BREAKING: Albert Pujols announced a $22M lawsuit against the Padres Thursday morning, following the team's hire of Craig Stammen as manager. Pujols, a former candidate, is claiming the Padres put him through a "cruel and unusual interview process" with a second interview that lasted 19.5 hours.

Another star is heading to Los Angeles

Idiot

BREAKING: The Dodgers are acquiring SP Tarik Skubal from the Tigers, per Holly Baylor. Miguel Rojas, Andy Pages and Blake Treinen headline the return package to Detroit.

Congrats to Yoshinobu Yamamoto

Go Max! Kendrick level hater #BlueJays #TorontoBlueJaysvsLADodgers #WorldSeries

Manny Machado reacts to the Dodgers flying back to Canada

2025 Cancun World Series preview

Max Scherzer says he's not worried about the Dodger Stadium crowd

Blake Snell will miss Game 1 of the World Series after forgetting to renew his passport, the Dodgers announced.

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Cal Raleigh says winning the ALCS was irrelevant

Congrats to the Toronto Blue Jays

Manny Machado says the Dodgers are advancing because they avoided playing the Cubs

The Brewers have filed a motion with the league to forfeit Game 4 of the NLCS against the Dodgers, per multiple reports. "Blue Jays or Mariners might have a shot, but we don't," manager Pat Murphy said.

Max Scherzer had some words for the Mariners ahead of his Game 4 start 👀

The Astros and Alex Bregman have reportedly reached a non-official "handshake" agreement for him to sign with the team this offseason.

Amazing

FOR THE THIRD YEAR IN A ROW THE HOUSTON ASTROS ARE GOING TO THE CANCUN ALCS 🇲🇽🔥 #CancunRelentless

BREAKING: Aaron Judge is being suspended 80 games for violating MLB's PED policy, per multiple reports.

Aaron Boone says he believes in his team now more than ever 😤

The Atlanta Braves have hired Chipper Jones as their next manager, the team announced.

The Giants will face the Braves in the Cancun NLDS

Bryce Harper says the Phillies have the edge in the NLDS because of their fans

History was made on Day 2 in Cancun

This is good 😭😂

What a start to the Cancun playoffs

OMG The Mest have #CLINCHED their spot in the Cancun playoffs! 🌴

CANCUN BOUND 🌴 The Houston Astros clinch the #6 seed in the American League‼️

Congrats to the Los Angeles Dodgers

🚨 BREAKING: Umpire Jen Pawol is retiring from MLB following the league’s decision to adopt the ABS (Automated Ball-Strike) Challenge System next year. “I’ll never be as good as robots, let alone the male umps. I’d rather quit while I’m ahead.” (Via Bob Nightengale)

Wake up babe it's Cancun szn 🌴 Repost if your team currently holds a playoff spot with one week to go

Congrats to the Seattle Mariners

The San Francisco Giants are locking up their ace