E118: DISASTER AT HOME. Sloppy baseball, challenges with challenges, the swing and accountant, and strange decisions spoiled a great weather weekend at home for the Guardians. Matt & Todd break is all down. #GuardsBall @deryspeaks.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/4jDf...

E117: NAT ATTACK. Washington came into the 216 and threw shade on the hot Guardians. Matt & Todd talk about the sloppy series, quiet bats, Eazy E’s injury and the bullpen, Gavin’s gem/Cantillo & Bibee’s stinkers and more @deryspeaks.bsky.social #GuardsBall open.spotify.com/episode/3Uas...

E116: BREAK OUT BROOMS. Guardians sweep four games in Detroit with @deryspeaks.bsky.social there for all of them! Pitching dominated the Tigers all week and the boys are giddy. #GuardsBall  open.spotify.com/episode/2Ks0...

E115: OHIO CUP HR SQUAD. Guards take 2 of 3 from the Reds. Matt & Todd discuss Sunday’s HR show, the emergence of Angel Martinez, Kwan moves down, rotation flip and more @deryspeaks.bsky.social #GuardsBall open.spotify.com/episode/6AOR...

FINALLY

E114: BREAK OUT THE BROOMS. Guardians sweep the Angels behind great starting pitching. Matt + Todd talk Jose moving up, the return of Old Cade Smith, appreciating Angel and TD’s return to Progressive Field. @deryspeaks.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/77dC...

Pitching to Rocchio with first base open and Kwan on deck for left on left was certainly a choice. Then again, Kurt Suzuki is a MAGAt #GuardsBall

Genuinely funny that Alito just wrote a whole opinion making clear that the only thing Republicans have to do to gerrymander Black people out of electoral existence is say "this is about politics, not race," and then this genius is like CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW MANY BLACK PEOPLE ARE IN THAT DISTRICT??

E113: UNACCEPTABLE WEEKEND. The Guardians inexplicably lose two or three to the last place Twins at home. @deryspeaks.bsky.social & Todd talk about awful bunting, Saturdays debacle, emerging pen pieces and how Patrick Bailey fits in. #GuardsBall open.spotify.com/episode/0BXn...

Guards don’t deserve to win this game. But neither do the Twins. Disgusting evening #GuardsBall

E112: GUARDS TRADE FOR PATRICK BAILEY. Is the Bo Naylor era over? What does Bailey bring? Is long “Tugboat” a big deal? The boys have you covered. #GuardsBall @deryspeaks.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/2aHm...

E111: UP & DOWN IN KC. After a sloppy split with the Royals @deryspeaks.bsky.social & Todd talk CDL’s star rising, a taxed bullpen needing a change, moving Kwan down in the lineup, defensive deficiencies and more #GuardsBall open.spotify.com/episode/5wmF...

Just another dumb rich white guy.

E110: Offense is Alive! Behind CDL, Hoskins, Hedgey and Bazzana the Guards take two in SacTown. Matt & Todd break it all down for you. @deryspeaks.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/3ZMY...

E109: Bazzana Arrives, Bats Still Missing. Matt & Todd break down a third straight series loss. Lots of Bazzana talk, Kwan/Jose/Manzardo struggles, rotation depth issues and yet Guards are in first! #GuardsBall @deryspeaks.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/7KoU...

Unserious country.

The dude who stole the ball from the little girl at the Guardians game was wearing double chief wahoo gear and honestly, that all tracks.

Unserious country

trump gets a $400 million ballroom, a $400 million jet, he's suing the IRS for $10 billion and he's golfing every weekend. You get unaffordable healthcare, high grocery prices, high gas prices, high electricity bills and one piece of chicken.

E108: Slumping Up North. Guards lose a tough series to the Jays thx to some shoddy defense and a village of stranded runners. Matt + Todd break it all down @deryspeaks.bsky.social #GuardsBall open.spotify.com/episode/6G0E...

E107: No Mo Bo? A rough series loss to the lowly Astros came with some quiet bats. Todd goes in on Bo Naylor’s continued lack of production while Matt highlights the pitching. @deryspeaks.bsky.social #GuardsBall open.spotify.com/episode/0Kqc...

THREAD: for [eyeblack], here are five (5) domestic violence accusations against a former MLB star that league investigators allegedly reviewed before allowing him to play without any discipline. www.readeyeblack.com/p/your-life-...

E106: Messick & Schneemann & Rocchio OH MY. Yes the starting pitching has been great, but the clutch offense is finding its footing. Matt & Todd break down the series win against the Orioles. @deryspeaks.bsky.social #GuardsBall open.spotify.com/episode/7LHJ...

Erect the statue. Now. #GuardsBall

E105: While you’re enjoying Guards/Orioles, a solo @deryspeaks.bsky.social episode is here with Todd on the mend. Topics include the sloppy series in STL, the Brito blunder, Bazanna warming and more #GuardsBall open.spotify.com/episode/3zUb...

I PROCLAIM THIS….THE SUMMER OF GEORGE! #GuardsBall

Build the statue now. #GuardsBall

E104: Bump in the Road.The Guards lose first series in the year in Atlanta. The boys talk about Todd’s freak accident, Messick Mania, Tanner Bibee’s struggles, Hedgey’s hot start and more #GuardsBall @deryspeaks.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/46Rz...

E103: Brito, Angel, Starting Pitching takes down KC. Another series win for the first place Guards. Matt & Todd talk about the Arias injury, the door opening for Brito, dominant starters and Tuesdays freeze bowl @deryspeaks.bsky.social #GuardsBall open.spotify.com/episode/2K3j...

E102: We are home, Country Roads. Guards take the home opening series with the Cubs. Matt+Todd talk CDL’s popularity, the Cantillo/Cecconi/Messick dominant showings, Arias and Kayfus redemption & more. @deryspeaks.bsky.social #GuardsBall open.spotify.com/episode/1GIk...

FESTA LIVE

Arias is a bum. Four plus years of this. I don’t care what Bazanna is hitting in AAA. It’s enough with this clown.

E101: Payroll David Takes Down Goliath in LA. With starting pitching, defense & timely hitting, the Guards get 2 of 3. The boys discuss Williams & Messick’s gems, Jose’s awakening, CDL injury scare, Arias talk & more @deryspeaks.bsky.social #GuardsBall  open.spotify.com/episode/0Qf2...

I said I’d be thrilled with a 3-4 road trip to Seattle and LA. They did us one better and beat Yamamoto to win the series with the Dodgers. Damn good stuff before coming home Friday for the opener. #GuardsBall

EAZY E. his rap is strong……

Jose Ramirez. Good at baseball.

Look at Dirty Dan making things happen!

He’s the Trump of umpires. The worst of the worst and nobody can believe he’s still in control of anything.

This is the first loser that should be prosecuted and sent to prison once things (hopefully) flip. Raging white supremacist lunatic prick.

Good thing Arias wasted the team’s last challenge. Get this bum out of here. Seriously. Does he do anything good other than his cannon arm? Bazanna can’t get here fast enough. It’s been four years. You know what he is. And you know what he isn’t. #GuardsBall

Now we do what other countries that we deem “evil” do. And nobody says a fucking word. How can anyone be a proud American anymore?

E100: Guards Open with split in Seattle. Finally real games! Matt & Todd start with the legend of Chase DeLauter, then move to the shaky starting pitching, how the pen shook out, the anchors of the offense and more. @deryspeaks.bsky.social #GuardsBall open.spotify.com/episode/4Vpt...

This is EPIC

E99: TWO MORE SLEEPS UNTIL OPENING DAY! Matt & Todd break down the roster finalization, Kwan’s move to center, when will will see Bazzana, predictions and more @deryspeaks.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/2Ng7...

Ohio SUCKS. Counting down the days until I’m out of here

masterful gambit to make shipping costs go up higher by artificially reducing the supply of truck drivers in the middle of the biggest energy crisis in 50 years

Put in Festa Live you cowards!

He’s a lying, cheating MAGAt. Ask his first wife. Then he orchestrated his “retirement” so late that he forced Auburn’s hand into hiring his son, who finished 17-16 in year one. Fuck Bruce Pearl.

E98: 11 Days…. Matt and Todd break down the candidates for the final roster spot, Logan or Parker for the 5th starter, WBC and thoughts on why Arias remains at SS. @deryspeaks.bsky.social #GuardsBall open.spotify.com/episode/7JNR...

Fuck these fucking pigs running this country. Absolutely disgusting.