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game recognize game and you lookin kinda unfamiliar || little guy, littler boots || they/them
bluesky allow locked accounts when 🙏
1 day ago
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didn’t know i’d have to censor p*k*m*n to keep randoms out of my mentions, but here we are
3 days ago
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why does everyone want them to add voice acting to pokemon…. i play every game with voice acting on mute, it’s always the cringiest part of a game
3 days ago
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ppl really do just make up reasons to hate meg & it’d be funny if it wasn’t so sad 😭
3 days ago
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dizzy again :)
5 days ago
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ok so they’re doing wife swap w the real housewives & omg this lady lives offgrid and knows the slc housewives by name? it’s honestly a relief to know i cannot escape this knowledge even if i try
6 days ago
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went on a bachelorette trip to denver last weekend & while it was fun to revisit my feral days goddddd is it a relief to be hooooooome
10 days ago
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when i was little i used to soft reset my game til i got a female starter, now i just whisper “she’s trans” while i type in a girly nickname for my male pokemon. it’s called growth
12 days ago
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new pokemon game w my fav starter dropping on my birthday, i can’t deny being one of god’s favorites 😇
add a skeleton here at some point
12 days ago
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they should invent a chic helmet so the girlies who faint can prevent brain injuries (i am not supposed to be on my phone)
24 days ago
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think abt the time i told this guy at the bar that i made banh mi & he asked me if i made the spicy mayo & i said “yeah i mixed mayo and sriracha” and he wrinkled his nose and asked me if it was “authentic?” i was like, sir do u know what banh mi IS?
25 days ago
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my work-bestie-turned-actual-friend, a fellow libra, sent the pics of us from her bday party just in time for a september dump, i love us (libras) fr
26 days ago
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“little free library” buddy, you’re not gonna believe this: the big library? also free
28 days ago
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i didn’t put in leave for my bday bc it falls on a day i’m supposed to be remote but i found out TODAY that they’re having an event for my program on that day so if i put in leave it’ll prob be denied but istg if they try to make me go in……!
28 days ago
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celebrating the first day of libra season by taking the afternoon off for haircut day
about 1 month ago
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u shouldn’t be allowed to call it a bra if it only comes in s-m-l sizes. that’s a bralette & thats ok. embrace it
about 1 month ago
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watching the summer i turned pretty just o understand the video essays more, As One Does
about 1 month ago
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sometimes i see cute hairstyle videos & fleetingly think i wanna grow out my hair but then i remember that i used to cry at the thought of needing to style my hair & think “hm, perhaps not”
about 1 month ago
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no idea who that w*ll st*nc*l guy is but i refuse to engage w him bc i assume he has some kinda fetish for getting ppl to yell at him
about 1 month ago
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the fact that my spouse has band practice the same day as New Bravo Episode Day each week is one of the universe’s little gifts to me, specifically
about 1 month ago
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my list of pokemon starters that serve cunt: 1 chikorita (obvs) 2 popplio 3 snivy 4 fennekin 5 torchic 6 sobble 7 eevee (only in on a technicality, but u can’t deny she serves)
about 1 month ago
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i am watching the miranda cosgrove romcom & eating leftover indian food PLEASE for the LOVE OF GOD, do NOT text!!
about 1 month ago
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ppl going to wwwy this year are soooo brave, like i’ve heard what brenden urie tries to pass off as live vocals these days, no thx!
about 2 months ago
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“firstborn daughters all look like their dad” never fuckin say that shit to me again
about 2 months ago
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love the stacy london & clinton kelly redemption show 🥹 they’re still very in their element & picked up their dynamic right where they left off but helping ppl be more expressive w their style
about 2 months ago
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becky lynch they can’t make me hate you 🫶
about 2 months ago
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-ber months good, -ary months bad
about 2 months ago
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degrassi fans: i love the show’s realistic take on real world topics degrassi fans when no one on the show ends up paired off with whoever they were dating in middle school: 😡😤🤬😠😶🌫️😡😠🤬😤😡🤬😠😤😤🤯😡🤬😠😤🤬😤😡🤬😠😠😩😩😤😫🤬😖😠😖😠🤯😢🤬😫😭🤯😤😣
about 2 months ago
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idc if you’re a swiftie, just don’t do that shit in front of me
2 months ago
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nothing makes me feel like more of a beautiful genius than figuring out how to fix my knitting mistakes without looking up how to
2 months ago
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tired of revisionist history (someone on the jersey shore thread said pauly wasn’t funny)
2 months ago
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the chasm between my ability to be charming and my desire to be charming
2 months ago
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hate when the dryer prompts me to clean out the filter. i know when to clean out the filter (every! use!) because i’m the best at laundry in the world
2 months ago
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I love Lady Gaga. I think she’s a really interesting artist.
2 months ago
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we ran “boomer” as an insult into the ground, “millennial” is going the same way, i feel. what i wanna know is why we didn’t do it to gen-x
2 months ago
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rat poison for dinner, cat food for lunch. so it goes
2 months ago
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ai will never replace ME, my thought processes are also incoherent, but in a fun way, not an evil way
3 months ago
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thinkin abt getting into male-fronted grunge in the year of our lord 2025
3 months ago
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i know like 3 words to evenflow but if anyone even mentions it or even eddie vedder those 3 words get stuck in my head for a minimum of 3 business days
3 months ago
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once again being victimized by theater gays at karaoke
3 months ago
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been watching a fb friend beef with someone for literal months from TWO accounts but they don’t include enough details for me to know who she’s beefing with. i am doomed to only read one side of this feud that has nothing to do w me, i fear
3 months ago
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there is no “safe” “non-bootlicker” company to get a ring-like camera from, surveillance culture is bootlicker culture, and that’s putting it as mildly as i can
3 months ago
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ppl who think i can’t be autistic greatly underestimate the depth of knowledge i can gain on a 10+ season tv show in less than a calendar year
3 months ago
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i am nothing if not a little jester who aims to entertain, but alas, this is never enough
3 months ago
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everyone stops following unhinged posters to “protect their peace” and then wonders why their feeds are boring
3 months ago
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pls stop using ai, ok??? i got heat rash under my boob and i STAY inside
3 months ago
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when will my discover weekly understand that i’m not listening to Have Heart ON PURPOSE
3 months ago
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a reason not to indulge in nostalgia: sometimes u pick up an album u SWORE had no skips when u were 17 and find that there are, in fact, some skips 😔
3 months ago
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commenting “i am picking up a neurodivergent vibe” on a 2 hour-long youtube video about a single-season reality tv show is soooooo funny
3 months ago
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something so sinister abt the existence of exxonmobil in roku city
3 months ago
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