bluesky allow locked accounts when 🙏

didn’t know i’d have to censor p*k*m*n to keep randoms out of my mentions, but here we are

why does everyone want them to add voice acting to pokemon…. i play every game with voice acting on mute, it’s always the cringiest part of a game

ppl really do just make up reasons to hate meg & it’d be funny if it wasn’t so sad 😭

dizzy again :)

ok so they’re doing wife swap w the real housewives & omg this lady lives offgrid and knows the slc housewives by name? it’s honestly a relief to know i cannot escape this knowledge even if i try

went on a bachelorette trip to denver last weekend & while it was fun to revisit my feral days goddddd is it a relief to be hooooooome

when i was little i used to soft reset my game til i got a female starter, now i just whisper “she’s trans” while i type in a girly nickname for my male pokemon. it’s called growth

new pokemon game w my fav starter dropping on my birthday, i can’t deny being one of god’s favorites 😇

they should invent a chic helmet so the girlies who faint can prevent brain injuries (i am not supposed to be on my phone)

think abt the time i told this guy at the bar that i made banh mi & he asked me if i made the spicy mayo & i said “yeah i mixed mayo and sriracha” and he wrinkled his nose and asked me if it was “authentic?” i was like, sir do u know what banh mi IS?

my work-bestie-turned-actual-friend, a fellow libra, sent the pics of us from her bday party just in time for a september dump, i love us (libras) fr

“little free library” buddy, you’re not gonna believe this: the big library? also free

i didn’t put in leave for my bday bc it falls on a day i’m supposed to be remote but i found out TODAY that they’re having an event for my program on that day so if i put in leave it’ll prob be denied but istg if they try to make me go in……!

celebrating the first day of libra season by taking the afternoon off for haircut day

u shouldn’t be allowed to call it a bra if it only comes in s-m-l sizes. that’s a bralette & thats ok. embrace it

watching the summer i turned pretty just o understand the video essays more, As One Does

sometimes i see cute hairstyle videos & fleetingly think i wanna grow out my hair but then i remember that i used to cry at the thought of needing to style my hair & think “hm, perhaps not”

no idea who that w*ll st*nc*l guy is but i refuse to engage w him bc i assume he has some kinda fetish for getting ppl to yell at him

the fact that my spouse has band practice the same day as New Bravo Episode Day each week is one of the universe’s little gifts to me, specifically

my list of pokemon starters that serve cunt: 1 chikorita (obvs) 2 popplio 3 snivy 4 fennekin 5 torchic 6 sobble 7 eevee (only in on a technicality, but u can’t deny she serves)

i am watching the miranda cosgrove romcom & eating leftover indian food PLEASE for the LOVE OF GOD, do NOT text!!

ppl going to wwwy this year are soooo brave, like i’ve heard what brenden urie tries to pass off as live vocals these days, no thx!

“firstborn daughters all look like their dad” never fuckin say that shit to me again

love the stacy london & clinton kelly redemption show 🥹 they’re still very in their element & picked up their dynamic right where they left off but helping ppl be more expressive w their style

becky lynch they can’t make me hate you 🫶

-ber months good, -ary months bad

degrassi fans: i love the show’s realistic take on real world topics degrassi fans when no one on the show ends up paired off with whoever they were dating in middle school: 😡😤🤬😠😶‍🌫️😡😠🤬😤😡🤬😠😤😤🤯😡🤬😠😤🤬😤😡🤬😠😠😩😩😤😫🤬😖😠😖😠🤯😢🤬😫😭🤯😤😣

idc if you’re a swiftie, just don’t do that shit in front of me

nothing makes me feel like more of a beautiful genius than figuring out how to fix my knitting mistakes without looking up how to

tired of revisionist history (someone on the jersey shore thread said pauly wasn’t funny)

the chasm between my ability to be charming and my desire to be charming

hate when the dryer prompts me to clean out the filter. i know when to clean out the filter (every! use!) because i’m the best at laundry in the world

I love Lady Gaga. I think she’s a really interesting artist.

we ran “boomer” as an insult into the ground, “millennial” is going the same way, i feel. what i wanna know is why we didn’t do it to gen-x

rat poison for dinner, cat food for lunch. so it goes

ai will never replace ME, my thought processes are also incoherent, but in a fun way, not an evil way

thinkin abt getting into male-fronted grunge in the year of our lord 2025

i know like 3 words to evenflow but if anyone even mentions it or even eddie vedder those 3 words get stuck in my head for a minimum of 3 business days

once again being victimized by theater gays at karaoke

been watching a fb friend beef with someone for literal months from TWO accounts but they don’t include enough details for me to know who she’s beefing with. i am doomed to only read one side of this feud that has nothing to do w me, i fear

there is no “safe” “non-bootlicker” company to get a ring-like camera from, surveillance culture is bootlicker culture, and that’s putting it as mildly as i can

ppl who think i can’t be autistic greatly underestimate the depth of knowledge i can gain on a 10+ season tv show in less than a calendar year

i am nothing if not a little jester who aims to entertain, but alas, this is never enough

everyone stops following unhinged posters to “protect their peace” and then wonders why their feeds are boring

pls stop using ai, ok??? i got heat rash under my boob and i STAY inside

when will my discover weekly understand that i’m not listening to Have Heart ON PURPOSE

a reason not to indulge in nostalgia: sometimes u pick up an album u SWORE had no skips when u were 17 and find that there are, in fact, some skips 😔

commenting “i am picking up a neurodivergent vibe” on a 2 hour-long youtube video about a single-season reality tv show is soooooo funny

something so sinister abt the existence of exxonmobil in roku city