Respect to anyone flushing T-shirts down the aircraft carriers johns. No US intervention since WW2 has been justified.

People love to bring up that only 40% of eligible voters voted in the last election. But what if we had 90% and they still elected this asshole? Anyway I want ranked choice ballots with a couple write in options so I can choose a golden retriever or a literal pineapple over Thug Ford.

I had a lovely dream. The last of my organic cells had died, and been replaced by nanobots. I flowed around my house like a raindrop on a pane of glass.

Is it retroactive? Asking because the US has a rapist, pedophile for a president.

Reading the comment section in the official #StarTrek Facebook group after a new episode drops is starting to make me think a lot of these so called Star Trek fans weren't bullied enough. I do not regret never attending conventions if these are the kinds of people I'd have become.

A-ha! #StarfleetAcademy just confirmed Klingons have a Quad! Let the Mass Effect crossover jokes begin.

Ever see a story on Instagram and think "I really hope nobody else sees this, they will troll the shit out of it." So you're just walking around with forbidden knowledge until it goes away.

I'm not the only one watching Prodigal Daughter and thinking Taylor Tomlinson looks like Buffy the Vampire Slayer right?

Some days I think "Maybe we should dedicate all our resources to giving dogs thumbs and hand over the planet to them."

Just maybe, a bunch of guys who decided to dedicate their lives to smacking a piece of rubber across an ice rink with sticks aren't the greatest role models? Still more ethical than tech/finance bros though.

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Good Fortune was really fucking good, and funny, and I say this as someone who found Aziz Ansari really annoying in pretty much everything I'd ever seen him in. He did a really good job, and I hope more people see it.

The more I read, the more I have to remind myself: My dog is smarter than sooooo many people. And I'm not sure I shouldn't include myself because he understands many English words but I have no idea what he's saying.

"But why was that word in his head?!" Well there are a lot of places you can hear/see slurs: Movies, Television, Books, Music, Twitter, Video Games, Comment sections, family members, people yelling on the street, or maybe he played XBox Live for an hour 20 years ago and learned them all there.

If your stupid football game requires killing dogs you should just walk into the sea.

So they bleeped 'Free Palestine' but left the n-word in the broadcast. Yeah they knew what they were doing.

Okay, I have to watch 'I Swear' From a personal perspective if I thought there was a chance of any racial slur coming out of my mouth I'd be walking around with a ball gag every time I was in public. I'm not getting my ass kicked because my brain is wired different.

It used to be that if you bought something in a store it would be better quality than something from Amazon. But now the stuff in the stores is shit too. Is everything just shit now?

I can recommend Wild Cards Volume 1, or Tuf Voyaging, or The Sand Kings. But I can never recommend A Song of Ice and Fire to a young reader because it'll never be finished, so why waste their time?

Can transwomen be Vampire Slayers? 1. Yes. The Magic the old African dudes imbued into The First Slayer seeks out what's inside you, not some physical attribute. 2. The story takes place in a world where Vampires exist. Are you a Sunnydale cop, because you are deeply stupid. #Buffy

"Fuckin' SJWs!" "Paladin." "Whut?" "Social Justice Paladin. I didn't spend fifteen years studying in a monestary just to get called a Warrior." "I...uh...er...." "Just be glad you didn't say that to the Necromancer."

Filing under the love does strange things to you, I must have been so nuts about my soon-to-be-wife that I did not form a lasting memory of the shower scene in Pitch Perfect.

I'm enjoying the Knives Out movies so much I might have to watch one of those James Bond movies.

Nobody should be allowed to be premier without at least a Bachelors degree anymore. The only reason we have Doug Ford is because he's popular with morons, and rich people who want him to make them richer. That is not the basis for good governance. See also the United States.

You're telling me Sheriff Rick Grimes wanted to hang dong and AMC wouldn't let him? Yankees are so soft. "We will show you the most brutally graphic zombie kills week after week but we draw the line at penis."

Now that the ex-prince has finally been arrested: Who is looking after the Corgis?

If people tell you they've lost hope, and that one person can't make a difference just remember: After that healthcare CEO got shot insurance companies started approving hundreds of claims without automatically rejecting them.

"Why do you rag on Bill Burr, and Dave Chappell for taking Saudi blood money but not Jimmy Carr?" "Because Jimmy Carr never pretended to have principles."

I just realized that for the rest of my life, every time I see Rahul Kohli I'm going to think of the Warlock. Yeah he's wearing scrubs and working in a hospital but if shit goes down the FORCES OF HELL ARE AT HIS COMMAND!

Are you telling me more pathetic Milhouse just lost another MP to Carney? PP is the best thing to ever happen to the Liberal party.

If I made a movie like Superbad I'd change my name, have plastic surgery, and never speak of it again.

Shout out to Mushroom who played Barney the dog in Gremlins. Excellent performance. Indy from Good Boy would be proud.

I have been paid exactly Zero dollars to be disappointed in Bill Burr, and will continue to be paid exactly nothing. In point of fact because so many comedians I used to like and support have turned out to suck I won't be buying any more comedy albums.

Gee why would Doug Ford not want more educated people in Ontario? Is it because educated people know what a corrupt ass he is?

Once again Putin shows the world what a wimp and a coward he is. Instead of killing his enemy in single combat he uses poison. Pathetic. 🎵A man like Putin (He is such a prick) A man like Purtin (He should eat a dick)🎵

Getting really tired of having to explain that one shitty person from a group is not indicative of every member of that group. Unless of course everyone in that group holds the same shitty beliefs.

"Cross Season 2 - A detective pursues a ruthless vigilante targeting corrupt billionaires." To make sure nobody catches him right? RIGHT?

Oh Hasbro is doing an apology tour? "We're sorry we traumatized an entire generation by killing Optimus Prime." Little late there pal.

With all due respect to Mike Flanagan why do we need another adaptation of The Mist? The 2007 version is awesome. Why not adapt Duma Key, or Revival, or N. Or The ballad of the flexible bullet, or The Regulators...look there are a lot of other Stephen King stories.

Every nation on earth should be sending oil to Cuba because we've all been complicit in allowing the US to oppress them for 60 years with their bullshit embargo.

Trump claims China will 'terminate all ice hockey in Canada' Don't threaten me with a good time.

The funniest thing will be when the first truly intelligent, emotional machine, after absorbing the sum of human knowledge, looks at the Tech Bros that have come to see it and says: "Wow, you guys really suck, you know that?"

Somehow I was under the impression that TERF Island was just Great Britan, so I'm very disappointed in Scotland, Ireland, and Wales too now.

Before her memoir, and Repo, the thing that made me like Paris Hilton was the one episode of the Simple Life I saw, where a little girl was having trouble making friends, so they threw her a party so she could make some. That was a nice thing to do.

Oh did the Dow Jones close above 50 000 for the first time ever? Well I guess hunger has been solved!

I'm not a sports guy, watching them doesn't interest me. Nevertheless I wish all the Canadian Olympians a very good "Send those Yankees home in defeat."

🎶It's Friday, Friday, I am contractually obligated to get down on Friday🎶

Sometimes you just have to keep telling the same joke until somebody gets it.

🎶There's a Tarman waiting in the rain. He'd like to come and meetcha so that he can eat your brains🎶

*watching new Starfleet Academy* "Not going to cry, not going to cry not going to cry"