Time for a shave, me’thinks.

Time for a shave, me’thinks.

Fresh out the shower. Lil Mikey smells of premium shower gel. Who wants a sniff?

Fresh out the shower. Lil Mikey smells of premium shower gel. Who wants a sniff?

Knackered.

Strong chance I’ll be bored at work today. Time for another go at this. Fire away lads (messages are open again)… ngl.link/bigmikelilmi...

To the left or to the right?

#HumpDay already. Time goes by…

Peel it off lad.

Peel it off lad.

Morning sunshine making me look like I’ve been gilded.

Just catching up with #GBBO. As I mention every week, I would do absolutely unspeakable things to Toby.

Flight rebooked for silly o’clock tomorrow morning. Who wants to help me get to sleep?

Now there’s a bloomfie bubble I wouldn’t mind being in the middle of. Some serious hotties. I’ll book a room.

Thanks to Storm Amy, I am stuck in Norway for another night. Thinking of you all.

New hotel, new mirrors. Which one is your favourite?

Goodbye hotel room. Onto the next one.

Guess I should go shower.

Happy #FatCockFriday fellas. #FCF

Hate the mirror, love the lighting.

New hotel room. Just testing out the mirrors. Thoughts?

Lighting in the hall. Makes me look tall.

Bedside lighting. Warm and inviting.

Bathroom lighting. Bright and well positioned.

Travelling for work again and my hotel room has a very curious angled mirror. I’m calling this one “Norwegian Wood”. Actually, more like “Norwegian Chub”.

Woke up hard again. Hbu?

Saw this earlier in the week. Might be my new mantra.

Hood up. Hood down. #FCF #FatCockFriday #ForeskinFriday

Work your way upwards lad.

It’s that time of the week when I say “Toby can decorate my flapjack anytime” #GBBO

The lighting in my Airbnb bathroom is like something out of a mid noughties central European porn movie (just need some techno and a sling).

Me after 10 minutes scrolling. You guys are horny buggers.

Away for work for a couple of nights. My room has a four-poster.

Happy #FatCockFriday #FCF #ForeskinFriday and any other # day relating to Friday that you can think of!

Morning team. Different day, same angle.

Awake far too early.

Hey lad, if you ever want to get your Dad really worked up, gently stroke my nips while we’re snogging.

#MonochromeMonday already.

#MonochromeMonday already.

There is a dairy farm near me with a 24-hour automatic cheese vending machine. I’ve just spent £26 on cheese.

#SoftCockSaturday stretches.

Me: still feeling rough. Lil Mikey: relentlessly perky. Happy #FatCockFriday #FCF #ForeskinFriday

Just catching up with #GBBO. Toby can decorate my hobnob any day.

Just scrolling through my bookmarks. Thank you guys.

Had a cold for the last couple of days, so haven’t been feeling exactly perky. Lil Mikey however…

Who me? Just wandering round the bedroom on a sunny morning…

#FatCockFriday gives me such a buzz #FCF #ForeskinFriday

Love these undies. Can’t think why.

Not done one of these on here before. Let me take you on a tour. See anything you fancy? #FursDay

Happy #HumpDay fellas. Yes, it’s furry.