The internet here is so slow I can't even LOAD the captcha to log in and upload this week's podcast

What are the odds that Red Bull just crashgate TSU to give Max a red flag for the win? #F1 #MonacoGP

I cannot express how stupid the AWS "predicted gap after pitstop" graphic is. DON'T TELL ME, THAT'S THE WHOLE INTRIGUE OF THE STOP! #F1

Lap 16: If the front few cars don't pit soon I think there's a chance we could see Hadjar fighting for a win #F1 #MonacoGP

I wonder if there's any Ferrari fans in the crowds here at Imola? #F1

Apparently Jack wasn't Doohan well enough #F1

MBS creeping around parc fermé looks like Pennywise about to steal a child #F1

Russell is going to get a podium by doing absolutely nothing again isn't he? #F1

Haven't even had a full lap of racing and someone has already said "ahead at the apex" ffs

The corner overheard drone shots are one of the best things about #F1 this year

I for one am very much looking forward to some first corner buffoonery. Max will have learnt from Jeddah and he's going to be even more aggressive than normal #F1

Podcast will be out a bit later in the day tomorrow due to the time. Only just finished the recording now. Expect the audio and video version out around midday or early afternoon

Is Ferrari on a... good strategy?? #F1

What an opportunity for Piastri to take the lead of the drivers championship. If the race ends in this order he will be leading it by 4 points! (Also Russell would only be 7 points behind Norris) #F1

AMAZING grid order for the race tomorrow. This is going to be interesting... #F1

Race review: DULL #F1 #JapaneseGP

If I was Mercedes I'd be sending some interns out to set fire to some grass right now. Cheeky red flag and ANT might win this race #F1

Lap 17/53 in the #F1 #JapaneseGP and ngl, it's boring. BUT Suzuka has the ability to yeet someone into a barrier at any moment and then all hell would break loose with strategies

Commentators: I wonder which McLaren will take pole position here in Suzuka? Verstappen: May I suggest fuck you?

Why doesn't Suzuka just set fire to all the grass before the #F1 weekend and then it can't catch fire again. Basic science lads. Honestly I don't get paid enough for all my genius ideas.

My thoughts go out to Hadjar, can't be fun having your nuts garroted by a seatbelt through 130R #F1

Crofty: "Last year in China they put down a chemical on the grass to stop it catching fire like in Suzuka today" I have heard of this chemical. It's called water. #F1

I've seen many people calling this livery the "White Bull" I don't know if you've noticed, but the standard one ISN'T RED

The garage channel recently passed 1M monthly views (long form) for the first time! 140k hours of watch time, or equivalent to 350 full cinema screenings! Mad

If I miss this video release date because a Canon printer needs blue ink to print black and white, I'm going to start lighting fires in corporate offices. You have been warned.

If Red Bull actually put Tsunoda in that second car it may just be the stupidest thing they've ever done. And that's a VERY long list to be at the top of...

#F1 reporting is so disingenuous at times... "Every Q3 session this year".. BOTH. BOTH Q3 sessions. There have been 2!

How to be an entrepreneur YT influencer: 1. Get a job where you travel sometimes 2. Film yourself travelling 3. Pretend that's part of some newly succesful business meeting suppliers and clients around the world 4. Make videos about how hard you worked to start your "business" 5. Sell a course

Seen people starting to notice Bearman's unusual accent (considering he's from Essex). Basically it's an RP English accent with a bucket-full of Northern European influence which I assume he gained at karting events surrounded by German/Dutch/Scandinavian drivers as a child. #F1

Seeing articles making comparisons like "Liam Lawson is slower in the Red Bull than Perez was"... PEREZ DROVE IT FOR 4 YEARS AND HAS ALMOST 300 #F1 GRAND PRIX STARTS! WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE?!

You thought Ferrari were done Ferrariing? Think again! #F1

Kimi Antonelli: *is stuck in the midfield* F1 fans:

Kimi Antonelli wins Driver of the Day by doing absolutely nothing. Wild how popular he is already #F1

I've forgotten what Piastri looks like at this point #ChineseGP #F1

So many #F1 creators and fans who built their whole personality around hating Lance Stroll are watching their whole reality unravel these last 2 races

£40k fine for Lando. MBS booking another nice little trip to the Seychelles after that one #F1 #ChineseGP

Welcome to the midfield Max, you're gonna hate it #F1 #ChineseGP

After all the talk of McLaren vs Ferrari vs Max over the winter, it would be so funny if we end the #ChineseGP with George Russell leading the championship

Hadjar being interviewed after a great Quali and he comes across level-headed and over the AUS heartbreak. Quickly becoming one of the most impressive rookies along with Antonelli in my eyes #F1

Huge cloud of black smoke off to the North of the Shanghai International Circuit. That's just Helmut Marko burning Lawson's contract, nothing to worry about. #F1

Clearly Isack Hadjar is going to get pole. Let's just give it to him now and save ourselves some time #ChineseGP

And Lawson qualifies P20 again... #F1 #ChineseGP

3 minutes left of #F1 Q1 and there's only 1 second between P1 and P20. 0.25s makes the difference between slowest laps in Quali and a safe place to get to Q2. Love to see Formula 1 this close. No one is safe, every drive needs to push hard!

Would love an option on YouTube to not see AI videos in my recommended. You have to mark it as AI when you upload so YT definitely knows which shit to not give me.

“are you wearing the…?” “the Ferrari cum hat and matching shorts? yeah, I am”

Off to bed, Australian GP here we come

Not sure what's crazier, the F1 comment 2 weeks ago or the Max Fosh comment today

Liam Lawson becomes the first driver to touch a wall in 2025. Better to get it out the way early I suppose

Ok, officially really excited for the #F1 movie now