The Cork Coypu
@corkcoypu.bsky.social
📤 1625
📥 575
📝 258
It's really me. I have the birth cert to prove it
pinned post!
The Pope is just back from the vet
about 1 year ago
14
260
51
Hearing the kids outside play "tip the can" brings back some memories. All the fun and laughter really makes me feel like calling the guards
8 months ago
0
22
1
Breaking: The Pope has Dyed...... his hair after peacefully passing through another night while kicking his favourite bucket
9 months ago
1
12
0
Happy
#InternationalWomensDay
to all my female followers. You're a great bunch of gals. Keep on rocking 💪
9 months ago
0
8
0
Okay here's the deal. I'm after setting up an ONLYFANS account however I'm very shy about showing my body. So what I want ye to do is use your imagination and send me a tenner. Thanks x
9 months ago
2
8
0
I could watch Groundhog Day over and over again
10 months ago
0
9
0
Remember, Ladies If a woman calls you ugly, she's jealous. If a man calls you ugly, he's a bully. If a small child calls you ugly, you're ugly
10 months ago
0
15
0
As an adult I never recreationally read a book. Then Audible came along and changed my life. There is no one size fits all when it comes to learning.
10 months ago
0
11
0
Great news: Not only has my nana been accepted into Templemore but they're giving her very own Garda branded oxygen tank
10 months ago
0
12
0
Great news: Not only has my Nana been accepted into Templemore but their giving her, her very own Gardai branded oxygen tank
10 months ago
0
3
0
Larda Síochána
10 months ago
0
4
0
Holy Shit. Who worded this headline?
10 months ago
1
5
0
You're allowed to be left-leaning and ask why a rapist was let into the country
10 months ago
0
17
0
The woke left have absolutely destroyed the latest Carry On movie There are no funny double entendres. It doesn't feature a 65 year old Sid James hilariously creeping around a 17 year old Barbara Windsor. But most importantly there are no boobs
10 months ago
1
13
0
I can't wait to go home and watch Hedley Lamarr's halftime show
#SuperBowl
#SuperBowlLIX
#HalfTimeShow
#halftimeshow2025
10 months ago
0
4
0
Today I saved €1.50 by buying a "Congratulations on passing your driving test, brother" instead of the traditional Valentine's card.
#ValentinesDay
#Valentinesday2025
10 months ago
0
6
1
I remember when my then 8-year-old asked if he should make a Valentine's Day card for Mammy. I told him he was being weird, creepy, and incestuous
#ValentinesDay
#Valentinesday2025
10 months ago
1
4
0
#KanyeWest
account has been suspended. Christ, you can't say anything these days!
10 months ago
3
5
0
FFS some of the tabloids are reporting on the "Inappropriate" things that
#ginodacampo
said on Celebrity Juice, 15 years ago. That was the humour of the show. And that kind of humour was 100% acceptable back then.
10 months ago
1
1
0
I remember holding my first son for the first time after he was born and literally crying cos I knew deep down that I wasn't going to get an ounce of attention at home for at least 15 years
10 months ago
1
14
2
You can't claim to be a defender of women and child and still support a rapist. It doesn't work that way
10 months ago
0
10
0
Before Jesus did the Lord's work, he trained to be a carpenter. This was a shrewd choice as there wasn't much demand for electricians at the time
10 months ago
3
27
1
I'm confused. Where did
#BiancaCensori
keep all her pictures of Cork City?
#GRAMMYs
#Grammys2025
10 months ago
0
4
0
When Kanyes wife wears that "Outfit" at the
#GRAMMYs
she's celebrated however when I wear the same "Outfit" I get barred from my local SuperValu
#Grammys2025
10 months ago
2
29
2
Why on earth are Facebook and Google pestering me with ads for sexy lingerie for women? I hardly ever wear sexy lingerie for women
10 months ago
4
11
0
Ladies, 'Mansplaining' is short for Man Explaining
11 months ago
3
39
2
What would be the most polite way to tell your 12 year old son that he's jokes are kinda lame?
11 months ago
3
0
0
Lads, can I please remind you all that 'Hump Day' means the day that's half way through the week. Don't let your wife trick you into believing it means something else. I'm exhausted and late for work 😢
11 months ago
1
21
3
Bradley Walsh: Take your time *A nanosecond later* Bradley Walsh: I need an answer!
#TheChase
11 months ago
1
9
0
I'm heading to Majorca on my holidays this may. While I'm gone could anyone here please feed a cat, wife & 2 kids? x
11 months ago
1
8
0
Holy Shit, I don't even have my homework done
loading . . .
11 months ago
2
22
1
Y'know when someone posts a picture and says "If you know, you know" In most cases, I don't know
11 months ago
5
34
0
Irish American Mcgregor supporters are by far the worst kind of stupid people
11 months ago
1
26
1
Tonight the Mrs and I had huge argument over the only charger in the house. She said she wanted it to charge her phone so she could ring her elderly Dad during the storm. And I tried to calmy explain that I needed to charge my Samsung Galaxy nail clippers. 😠
#StormEowyn
11 months ago
0
17
0
Did someone say storm cans? I'm pretty sure someone said storm cans.
#StormEowyn
11 months ago
3
12
0
For safety reasons I won't be collecting my wife & kids from shopping tonight. The strong winds & torrential rain would make it too dangerous for me to drive on the south link & tweet at the same time. For that reason it would safer for them to walk the 3km journey
#StormÉowyn
11 months ago
3
15
0
I'm currently preparing for
#StormEowyn
by tieing my skinny child to my fat child.
11 months ago
3
29
2
Here we have a vile racist Brit pictured with Nigel Farage
11 months ago
2
24
1
Before the British fighter could enter
#Trumps
pre-inauguration rally he had to provide evidence that he lost a r*pe case
11 months ago
0
9
0
The year is 2025, we can send a rocket into space and successfully bring it back and parallel park it, yet toilet bowls are still built to act as very loud fart megaphones
11 months ago
2
10
0
Michael Healy Rae to be appointed Junior Minister of Kerry vs those who think they're better than us up in Dublin
11 months ago
0
4
0
Someone recently told me that I had a book in me. The security guard at Easons
11 months ago
1
25
0
I don't like to get emotional but 4 years ago today I asked my best friend to marry me. My then girlfriend was absolutely livid. But me & Alan had the best 12 days on the beer. We then sobered up and got divorced.
11 months ago
0
22
1
My Wife: Will we go to Centre Parcs Longford for a week on our holiday this year? Me: Ah come on, we are getting a new kitchen this year & things are tight as it is. Can we please save money & just go to Disney World Florida for 3 weeks instead?
11 months ago
2
9
2
I would suggest those who think the media were exaggerating the weather warnings just go to North Cork but unfortunately, they can't cos it's currently going through some sort of Ice Age
11 months ago
2
13
0
Would they stop guessing music legends. Like you can be sure to fuck, that Sir Paul McCartney isn't going to dress up like a kebab on
#TheMaskedSinger
11 months ago
2
17
0
What's the difference between a Snow man and a Snow woman? Snow Balls. For more weather based gems like this make sure to follow The Cork Coypu on Bluesky
#sneacta
#Coldwave
#snow
11 months ago
0
28
1
Without sounding too hysterical, I'm willing to do mouth stuff for a sliced pan and butt stuff for a 2 litre of milk
#sneacta
#Coldwave
#snow
11 months ago
3
6
0
I always try to ease myself into January as smoothly as possible. Week 1: I'm back to work Week 2: I give up weeknight drinking Week 3: I give up junk food And by week 4 I'm out of my pj's and no longer smoking crack
#NewYear
#backtowork
11 months ago
2
29
0
Any time I tell my wife that I'm tired she always cheers me up by telling me that she's way more tired
11 months ago
1
14
0
I will not be accepting any New Year wishes until at least 11.55pm Thank you
#NewYear2025
#NewYear
#HappyNewYear
11 months ago
2
18
0
Load more
feeds!
log in