OH COME ON. I'm rage scrolling and then THIS comes along. 🥹

Women who uphold the patriarchy and constantly demean feminism should not be online spouting their opinions on their own social media platforms. You shouldn’t have an opinion or a platform. Let your husband do that for you…

Who has made this 🤣

Kash Patel's bulging eyeballs finally manage to escape and drop to the floor. free at last.

This isn’t an administration, it’s a crime syndicate

I deeply hate that people in the U.S. spend more time working than enjoying family and leisure time. How are we supposed to honor the words of the late Ferris Bueller if we never have time off?

Switching from #Spotify to #Tidal is much like cleaning dog shit (Joe Rogan, etc) off your shoe. It's easy and you'll feel much better.

Every Thanksgiving, I make my mom's/grandma's/aunt's stuffing. It's been good but I never got it *just* right. So close. Well, this year I succeeded! He's been talking about the stuffing since then, so I'm going to try again at Christmas. I hope I can get it right again.

I wouldn't normally post my wordle score but WOW maybe I'm a psychic

So Your President Wants To Kill Everybody

"The U.S. Border Patrol is monitoring millions of American drivers nationwide in a secretive program to identify and detain people whose travel patterns it deems suspicious, The Associated Press has found." #BorderPatrol #Immigration #fascism apnews.com/article/immi...

i like that the modern house cat, in defiance of the survival instincts of its quiet, graceful ancestors, can now go down the stairs like a gaggle of children in combat boots playing a set of drums

"QUIET, PIGGY!" should be all over the news right now. Play the clip over and over. It's impossible to overestimate how offensive that is to women. An acquaintance who's frustratingly flip-floppy about Trump saw this video today and BAM, she hates his guts. I won't repeat what she said, but trust.

Someday...

Pickle and Ollie, still building their new friendship. Pickle is such a funny little brat. #Caturday #CatsofBlueSky #Cats

Comfy Pickle #Caturday #Cats #CatsofBlueSky

Pet me or else #cats #catsofbluesky

What a fucking joke

Greatest con in American history.

WHY DID I CLICK THE DISCOVER TAB?! WHY?!?!??! I KNOW BETTER. *pours bleach on eyeballs"

The realtor has asked me to kindly stop saying "This is not my beautiful house!" every time we looked at a new listing.

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

Mike Johnson has the energy of a predatory Sunday school teacher.

Sooo.. it does chores badly AND allows a stranger virtually case my house from a remote location? YEAHHHHH no.

Hallowed be thy ween

I hate that I now know the names of that giant infant-looking neckbeard guy (Forgiato Blow), along with that other inbred-looking guy in the overalls who looks like he just finished raping a farm animal (JJ Lawhorn). Anyway, I hope they both go to hell (if there is one). (I love parentheses.)

Beautiful

People say "I'll see you in Hell," but then when you get there they act like they don't even know you.

JD Vance has been diagnosed with an acute, incurable case of SDE.

They're going to change the clocks this weekend and the president is powerless to stop it. Because he's weak and a loser. That's what they're saying sir

Please sir I am just a small soybean farmer and a common man

I finally chose my Halloween costume

my home vs my home 2 hours before a guest comes over

there's a barricade now Coast Guard Island in Alameda/Oakland 25.10.24 in the AM

Almost every major news story this week is about how the entire economy is now gambling, scams, bribes and theft.

This is a good time to check in on your immigrant friends. They may be afraid to leave their homes to get their basic needs met. We can help by offering to deliver groceries, pick up prescriptions, etc., to help keep them out of harm's way. #FuckIce #Ice #ChingaLaMigra #Alameda

Right now, Kristi Noem is having her glam team take pics of her wearing a Coast Guard costume. #fuckice #cosplay

So is ICE staying on Alameda Coast Guard Island still? They called off SF for now, but what about the rest of the Bay?

Just a random history fact that has absolutely no parallels to anything.

#PREDICTION: Once his ugly ballroom is built, he will decide that the White House looks lopsided, so he should also demolish the West Wing and put up ... I don't know... maybe a giant indoor McDonald's theme park or whatever.

#Alameda #FuckIce It's already getting ugly in Alameda.

I hate knowing that the name of my hometown has been uttered by the butthole-shaped mouth of our fake President and his band of suckup fascists. Just knowing he's aware it exists makes me want to puke. GTFO OF ALAMEDA! #FUCKICE #FUCKTRUMP #CHINGALAMIGRA

HOW ARE SO MANY AMERICANS BLIND TO WHAT IS HAPPENING?! It makes me want to rip my hair out. I will never understand. Ever. He's the most blatantly arrogant, greedy, destructive, evil, STUPID person who has walked this earth. There's no comparison. None.

Honestly I think they could just keep demolishing the White House bit by bit until it was completely gone and no one would even stop them

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