GUYSSS I DIDNT REMEMBERRDSGRRH

[ Holding a hose ] Everything is water soluble if you try hard enough.

Spinel is deep in thought.

[ Staring. ] What if I just, like.. bit you in the throat.

In da clurb we all fag

// sick :(

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I’m. Gonna go feral.

// NOOO MY FICKING TITTY HIT MY PHONE AND MY LONG ASS REPLY IS GONE NOOOEIUYGH

// I love brick texting‼️

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Heh. I stole Lapis’ gummy worms.

[ She accidentally runs into a metal pole. TONGG- ]

Happy anniversary of the day I tried to destroy the earth 👍

Today is such a filler episode

dude it would be so funny if we played a chorus line and I was the girl who sang tits and ass it would be so fucking funny

Ifmmp Jt bozpof uifsf Dbo zpv ifbs nf

Spinel is relaxing on a rock, enjoying the last of the summer sun...

Shines a laser pointer in the readers eyes. (She’s innocent)

Imagine apologizing for your actions. Could be me.

Why is it called a neighbor? why is it neigh?? What does that mean??? Why is there a horse????

[ Playing careless whisper on the saxophone. It’s off key to say the least. ]

I’m.. feelin right now..

But now there's nowhere to hideee, since you pushed my love asiiiide I'm out of my heaaad, hopelessly devoted to yoooouuu 🎶🎶

// I wanna keep writing, but I don’t know what to write :(

I FOUND THE BEST FUCKING STICK

Mayybe..

[ Playing careless whisper on the saxophone. It’s off key to say the least. ]

“But are you thinking? Do you think therefore you are??”

“You ain’t, but I am!”

I’m alive

Spinel.. sadly trudges over to your character and flops to the floor face down in front of them.

// if you think you can you’re LYING

// crane wives tomorrow

Breaking News I saw the fattest frog today. Like you wouldn’t even believe how big it was.

How it chews to five gum feels.

Floating face down in a pool

She spits out some water. “Yeahhh.. thanks… Ugh. This is a reminder not to leave your Spinels out..”

Hey, look at that, she’s taking shape like one of those foam animals in a capsule toys. It’s uncanny as hell but she seems happy.

Sadly flops in. Barely any control of her limbs. She’s like a beached octopus.

It’s so hot outside that Spinel has melted.

Yo-yos sense fear btw..

What if emojis had. Like. Abilities??

Fuck you. You’re now aware of your toes.

// btw I haven’t posted this but I’m gonna see the crane wives in concert

Plankton moan of agony

The earth isn’t round btw