Spring is sorta, kinds here - and we all know that among the several things that means is World Naked Gardening Day is coming up fast. Get this year's design on a t-shirt just in time to not wear it for May 2nd! www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1790...

All those Druidy Druids. New strip up over on Substack.

Wondering what to do on a cold and rainy day? How about anything but that? New strip up on Substack.

Sad to have lost Neil Sedaka, amazing to think his career predated and outlasted Rock and Roll as the dominant genre. Also, the man was a real mensch.

Start your day with a little Cold War paranoia. New strip up on Substack.

Agnother gnew design in my online store for you to share the joys of gnudity. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1787...

New strip over on substack where we get into wow, that's crazy, man territory.

Gnormalize gnudity! Yet agnother gnome-themed design available now in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1786...

Huzzah for nudist aunts! They stack the chairs, they bring the casseroles, they make sure there's enough sunscreen for everyone! New strip up over on Substack. Get your aunt a gift subscription while you're there, she deserves it. zaftigpink.substack.com/p/your-field...

In case anyone has any questions, have a sticker handy! New design in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1786...

This won't be gnews to many of you, but gnudity is gnatural. Gnew design available in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1786...

For those of you down South -

For those of you up North -

Because who doesn't love a day off in the middle of goddamn February?

New strip up over on Substack, in which the methods of praxis for second-wave feminism and their simultaneous embrace and erasure by subsequent generations of women are exploited for a cheap laugh.

Happy Valentine's Day, every body.

Free nudist Valentines to print and share! Well, free for paid subscribers. But it is just one of the many perks you get when you join those exalted ranks.

Let everyone know you're a gnudist. New design available in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1783...

Everybody wants that look they see on the silver screen. New strip up over on substack.

Commune in naked splendor with some of the giants of American letters, all while having a cheap laugh. New strip up over on substack. Why not subscribe while you're there?

The recent article over on @planetnude.co about Naked Kaiju Women by @naturistpunk.bsky.social reminded me of this strip I drew years ago, possibly while stoned. If you fine this amusing, you should go read the article. Even if you don't find it amusing, you should go read the article.

Just be naked, just be happy. New design available in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1781...

A little archery never hurt anyone! Well, except for King Harold. And a lot of French guys at Agincourt. And Custer. Archery hurts lots of people! New strip up on substack. like, subscribe, buy a mug. You know the drill.

Wishing you were somewhere else? Go for a little journey somewhere warm without ever leaving your chair with this new strip. It's like having the bets of both worlds. Except for the best part.

I stumbled on this collage looking for a file on my hard drive. It stuck me as mildly amusing and I spent way too long wondering where I had found it before remembering that I was the one who made it. I think it holds up as mildly amusing in a very 1987 zine kind of way.

When is a door not a door? When it's a new strip up over on Substack. Or something. After you've figured it out, subscribe.

Smells like there's a new strip up over on Substack.

I'm back! With a joke that would have been funnier a week ago!

Ooh la la, a wintry minx is coming to pay me a call. Wait - that’s wintry mix. Goddamanit.

In Star Trek: The Motion Picture, Lt. Ilia states “My oath of celibacy is on record” - presumably meaning on record with starfleet. Later, the U.S.S. Cerritos is described by starfleet officials as “the horniest ship in the fleet.”

Something a little different from me, new article up over on @planetnude.co on a great science fiction writer who recently passed away, and some of his mind-bending thoughts on bodies, nudity, and saving the whales.

Wait, I have to shake AND bake? That’s too much work.

There's a New Year a'comin', perhaps not a moment too soon. Get a little resolve going and head over to a new strip up on Substack. Maybe one of those resolutions can be to become a paid subscriber.

Build some orgone collectors and put those gooners to work to power the AI data centers, that’s what I say.

A merry carol to round out the year. Season’s greetings, and wishing you all joy and light in the darkest days of the year.

If Sony Pictures wants to offer me $457 million I’d say we could begin negotiations.

Still shopping for that perfect present? In a year where a dollar doesn't go as far as it used too, we're here to help you get it as far down the road as possible before it sputters and dies. Check out our handy guide to affordable gifts for the nudist in your life!

New panel up for all to enjoy over at @planetnude.co. I like how I made this one look like a little snow globe.

One of the most joyful experiences I’ve ever had in a movie theater was watching When Harry Met Sally in 1989. The entire audience was laughing so hard after the dinner scene we missed half the dialogue in the next scene. Sometimes we are lucky enough to be touched by genius.

No one says “telephone” anymore, everyone just says “phone”. The reason for this is that “tele“ derives from the Greek word for “far”, and these days no one is ever far from their phone.

Life is like a box of chocolates. New strip up now. Subscribe for hand-dipped goodness every week.

How do you get a one-eyed, red-headed nudist with a moustache out of a tree? New post up on Substack.

Getting into that holiday mood with some seasonally appropriate inebriation? Have a holiday cocktail on us! New strip up over on Substack.

It's positively paleo-laughic over on Substack! New strip just posted, plus a recommendation for the greatest burlesque nudie cutie caveman film ever made.

Enjoy an musical interlude in this week’s Piney Bottoms. And while you’ll have to fill the tune in in your head, we’ll help by giving you those words you’ll always hear when you encounter comic opera on the air and asking you to become a paid subscriber.

Today we celebrate what seems to have become a national holiday about buying stuff. On the one hand I'm stogy enough to be appalled by the orgy of consumeristic lust being enacted out before us, on the other hand I could use the money so here's a link to my store. Call it polyamorous capitalism.

Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy some time with your family today, and all that entails.

For those of you about to embark on an entire week of cooking, get started a little early. New strip up over on Substack.

Kittens! New post up over on substack. It's a good day to become a paid subscriber, after the paywall this one gets weird.

Some jokes never get tired. New strip up over on substack.