Ever run into someone you know at the nude beach? New strip up over on substack. zaftigpink.substack.com/p/you-cant-t...

Be naked. Love kittens. New design available in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1758...

There's no evidence of today's strip. Sorry, I mean there's no evidence IN today's strip. Investigate over at Substack, subscribe while you're there. zaftigpink.substack.com/p/shredagator

Archaeologists in the north of England have unearthed a truly remarkable find - an 800 year old, 20lb wheel of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Bog Butter”

Take a shanter from glen to glen. Or from Glen to Glenda, if that's your preference. New strip up over on Substack. zaftigpink.substack.com/p/the-pipes-...

A reminder for some of you out there today.

Who doesn't enjoy a bucolic, open-air bath? Anyone whop tries to take on in Piney Bottoms. New strip up over on Substack. zaftigpink.substack.com/p/rub-a-dub-...

Modern life has us all rushing around. Haven’t had time to put together that perfect Halloween costume for the party at the Nudist club? Don’t worry, here’s a few handy suggestions for costumes you can make from things you probably already have lying around the house!

Now available for everyone over at @planetnude.co. I'm not sure if I really remember this Hanna-Barbera cartoon from the 70s, or if I just did a lot of drugs in the 70s. Possibly both. www.planetnude.co/p/nudie-cuti...

It's getting spooky down in Piney Bottoms. In that eerie season when the veil begins to thin, you can never be sure what is real and what is imagined, what is true and what is false, and what was in that brownie. New strip up over on substack. zaftigpink.substack.com/p/on-hallowe...

Ye shall know them by the impressions on their butts. What have you been sitting on? A handy guide for nudists. New strip up[ over on substack. zaftigpink.substack.com/p/what-have-...

Years ago I auditioned for a small role on Star Trek as Borg Nine. Didn’t get it. They said I was too earnest.

Something to remember as we come up on Halloween. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1163...

Little Nudenik is back. There’s terror, chaos, and a Chekov’s seltzer bottle sitting on the bar. New post up on substsack. Subscribe while you‘re there.

If you're in that spooky, witch mood, here's a dive into some traditional folk magic spells that require nudity. A spellbinding new post up over on substack.

How should you enjoy Halloween? Any witch way you can. New design available in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1750...

Now available to everyone - New Nudie Cutie Comics over at @planetnude.co. This one is absolutely monstrous.

Feeling all washed up? You‘re not the only one. New strip up over on Substack.

Give 'em fair warning before you have to turn 'em into a toad. In the spirit of this spooky season there's a new design up in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1749...

For those of you following along at home, you can now see all of the Welcome to Piney Bottoms strips in one convenient location.

Thinking about Halloween? Want to be true to yourself and still sport a groovy costume? As always, we're here to help! Check out some of these great nudist costume party ideas. And the paywall is down on this post through October!

Let's celebrate spooky season! The Nerdy Nudists tell stories of Naked Ghosts. Some classic tales of naked haunts from across the world. And the paywall is down for October. Enjoy!

A strip that's absolutely barbarous up over on Substack. And while you're over there, subscribe, by the nipples of Kol-Tar! zaftigpink.substack.com/p/the-mighty...

Here’s a little rhyme for no particular reason. New strip up over on substack.

Get into the spirit of things over on substack.

In other spooky season news, my latest Nudie Cutie is now available for everyone over at @planetnude.co. Love a good B-movie mad scientist.

It's time to start thinking about nude witches, ghouls, and goblins. Although I'm not sure about ghouls. I know ghouls come in cool, not sure about nude. If there's any ghouls out there, let us know. Anyway, check out the halloween designs in my store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1651...

This will be a seemingly random question for you, but any Nudist / Renaissance Faire crossover people in my audience?

Be a happy camper by buying a sticker. Which will also make me happy. So it's a win-win situation, really. New design in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1745...

Autumn is going strong. When you pack the Goldendoodle into the Subaru this weekend and head up to the cider mill, why not slap this sticker onto the back? New design in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1745...

Something toady today. New post up over on substack. Why not subscribe while you’re there?

Looking to write the great nudist novel but having trouble coming up with a premise? Don't worry, I'm here to help! Get inspired with some implausible premises for nudist novels. New post up on substack!

I’d be having a much better morning if the weekend’s update to Procreate hadn’t wiped out all the customized brushes I’ve spent several years developing.

The Devil is in the details. New strip up over on Substack.

Freedom of Speech, Freedom of the Press, Freedom of Religion, Freedom of Assembly. The foundation of The Republic. Whatever your flavor of freedom of expression is, keep the flame alive. Two versions available in my online store. sweetteaswamp.redbubble.com

New strip up over on Substack. Plus some thoughts on nostalgia, totalitarianism, and Latin literature. And yet still peppier than Funky Winkerbean. zaftigpink.substack.com/p/speak-memory

Now you can enjoy this amusing comic strip for the low, low price of - well, nothing! Now that’s a bargain!

Hey kids! Can you find the differences between the two panels? Only if you're a paying subscriber! Go on, it's what dad's credit card was made for! New post over on substack. zaftigpink.substack.com/p/spot-the-d...

America enjoys naked beer! New design available in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1735...

Now available for everyone - my latest essay over on @planetnude.co - what should the material culture of American nudism look like? Because even when you're naked, you still need stuff. And that stuff says a lot about who you are. www.planetnude.co/p/nudism-wit...

Summer is a'coming in. Well, technically going out. But you can get this design, and the accompanying four seasons to complete your collection of an entire year, in my online store. I suggest four mugs, then you can mark your trip around the sun with coffee. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1734...

There's a new design with a heigh and an a ho and a heigh nonny nonny no in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1734...

Have you ever wondered why American nudists need their own kind of bucket? Probably not. But it is something really worth thinking about. Check out my latest article over on @planetnude.co about nudism, material culture, and developing nudist spaces that look like nudist spaces.

Our September Member Drive is on like Donkey Kong. Fun promotions and announcements all month. www.planetnude.co/p/please-sup...

New strip up over on Substack. Subscribe while you're there. It's cheaper than Hello Fresh. zaftigpink.substack.com/p/the-epicur...

Don't get left out in the cold, get this new design available in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1733...

Feeling that autumn mood? Skinny dipping is always in season! New design available in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1732...

New post up over on substack, for all you bona hommes and palones out there.

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