Ladies eat free this month.

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝙒𝙀𝙏 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙈𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙔 ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ʜᴇʀ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀɪʟʏ, ғᴏʀ ʀᴇᴀʟ. ⠀ ⠀

" Please look up Saint Valentine. "

Valentine's Day, huh...

⠀ ⠀⠀" No more nun duties... please... " ⠀

⠀ An untended cactus is never good! She'll make sure their flowers bloom! ⠀

⠀ Schlurp schlurp... Hoeh?! That cannot do... if a nun cannot satisfy a man with just her hands or mouth, she is a failure! Rachel will surely meet him enough like this! ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐎𝐅𝐅, 𝐒𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ᴘʀɪᴍᴇ ʟᴀᴍʙ ᴍᴇᴀᴛ ~ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ᴡᴏʙʙʟᴇ, ᴡᴏʙʙʟᴇ ~ ⠀ ⠀

⠀ Rachel is fluffy where she is fluffiest; any other bits were never meant to be! ... Blink, Blink—this was weird as hell, but guess they owe them something for the haircut. ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" ... It is a New Year, and I have the depressed reflection to actually better myself. " ⠀

⠀ <--- Pissed ass drunk ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" It is Christmas. Is it not the best time to bus... confession? " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" Ehehe... the confessional is so packed today... " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝙁𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙃 𝙎𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍 ⠀⠀⠀𝘽𝙀𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙀 𝙓𝙈𝘼𝙎 ⠀ ⠀

⠀ Walking around with only a Santa hat on. ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀"It's that time of year again to suck off a mall Santa in the parking lot." ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀"I'm your turkey, baby." ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀✧ 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔩𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 #𝓢𝘜𝘗𝘌𝘙-𝓥𝘐𝘓𝘓𝘈𝘐𝘕𝘚 ✧ ⠀

chey Furry me alert

⠀ ⠀⠀"Cockcockcockcockcock." ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" Nut in Nuns November. " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" Is the nun outfit sexy enough, or should I put on a real costume? " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" Finished my first BJ of Halloween, let's good 💪 " It's barely been a minute. ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" Halloween is against my religion... Ahem, but that won't stop me from going to a few parties in a sexy outfit! " ⠀

Throws directly into their forehead.

⠀ Pulls out a holy hand grenade. ⠀⠀" Too many people around the church. Need to cull some of you. " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀" Oh, it's my birthday. " Immediately, Rachel claims a massive bag of potato chips, multiple bottles of wine, and throws off her nun habit, collapsing in bed naked with a stack of romance novels. ⠀⠀" Mm... full work day off, that works... " ⠀

⠀ Rachel cocks a wide, devious grin after the demon stepped forth, claimed them for himself in this moment, bleating out in excitement once that bulge applied force upon their stout bottom. While the soft, erotic moans that followed were overplayed, it was genuine in their passionate love toward »

⠀ ⠀ ❝ Guys, it is a Sunday. It is a day of prayer. We should be faithful and modest. ❞ She says with white fluid oozing from their lips, unknown fur stuck to her woolly visage. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝ May you, what? ❞ Rachel gave a glare - like a disappointed authority figure - back at the hell spawn, wobbling, but scotting forward as if to get away. ⠀ ❝ Reluctance? From a demon? Has the underworld fallen on bad times...? If you're going to violate an open nun, don't be nice about it! ❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ᴘʀɪᴍᴇ ʟᴀᴍʙ ᴍᴇᴀᴛ ~ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ᴡᴏʙʙʟᴇ, ᴡᴏʙʙʟᴇ ~ ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝ Have you ever been so horny that you gain standards? That is me currently. ❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝ Spitroast? ❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝ I awaken to the world... Time for prayer. ❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝How does one sleep?❞ ⠀

⠀ Cleaning white stuff off her fuzzy visage, a cute burp suddenly leapt from their lips. ⠀ ❝ Ah~ another productive Confessional Sunday. ❞ ⠀

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤjust sunday service ! ㅤㅤㅤcarry on or ㅤ come get some ~ ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ ㅤjust sunday service ! ㅤㅤㅤcarry on or ㅤ come get some ~ ㅤ ㅤ

⠀ What the baa? ⠀

⠀ No mothers came into the confessional. Bad day, time to take a sheep sleep. ⠀

⠀ Mother time. Bring out the mommies. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ᴛʜᴇʏ ɢᴏᴛ ᴄᴀᴜɢʜᴛ sʟᴀᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴅᴜᴛɪᴇs, ⠀ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ sʜᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴀɴʏ ᴅɪᴄᴋ... sᴏ sᴀᴅ. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

⠀ Chewing on a midnight snack of hay. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝I'm too busy for most of you...❞ ⠀

Terrified.