Fine I’ll watch Heated Rivalry

Last minute Christmas shopping (for myself)

Made a friend at the beach

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Currently reading

Sunflower update

The Scissor Sisters were so good last night

Hey

Marshmallow cake

Can I vanish into you?

Now reading

Arm

Currently reading

Happy Wednesday

We urgently need a 4th runway at Heathrow

Painting the ceilings in my house has been an absolute ball ache and I now have a new found respect for Michelangelo

Someone’s position on non-detachable bottle caps is the best way to tell if they’re a bad person or not because it’s obvious why they are good for the planet and the only argument against them is that it ever so slightly inconveniences the user

Easily the worst season of the traitors yet

I feel like I’m done with #thetraitors now tbh, like there’s too much producer meddling and the sudden last minute rule change is garbage and unfair

Apparently people have just stopped using the adult content warning label on here now?

Imagine living in a country where the leader can pardon convicted criminals on a whim

New high score on gmail

Loved this

No context #traitors

My amaryllis flowered

Getting rid of the Christmas tree has taught me that I’d be terrible at disposing of a body

Just received a work email in comic sans

Came home to three more baby fish in the fish tank

Hello from Geneva

First book of 2025 Lost in the Garden - Adam S. Leslie

Just got locked in a hotel bathroom, how’s your 2025 going?

I’m in the airport who wants to keep me company

My new year’s resolution is to get jacked

Christmas book haul

Charity shop book haul

Nobody ever wants to play monopoly these days 😔

My day consists entirely of this

I’m such a slut for Christmas pudding

Merry Christmas from me and my cat

Think I’ll pass thanks amazon

I remember when advent calendars went up to new year’s day 😡

Just spent £6 on a Christmas card because I wasn’t paying attention at the till

Excuse the messy bedroom

This was great, seeing the movie tonight

Finished work for the year 😌

It’s time we acknowledge that pigs in blankets are overrated

Tree is up