I know they're prolly gonna cut the sex scenes from the God of War remakes, but I really hope Sony has the courage to artistically reinterpret them as Kratos getting mercilessly pegged on Zeus' altar

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i’m gonna have to buy a copy of Death Stranding to keep using Discord aren’t i

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the coolest thing is when you share a link to someone and then instead of just clicking it they ask you for a summary especially when the thing you linked was itself a summary

love how between enshittification, AI garbage, updates introducing catastrophic bugs and spyware infiltrating legit programs, we’re back to “don’t update things, it’s bad actually”

i like how the widget suggestions feature on iOS is so good that it suggests widgets i already have on my home screen. why yes i *did* need to see the weather twice, thank you

hi I suddenly care about the Grammys for completely not gay reasons

hey all, let's say fuck ICE and watch some speedruns! www.twitch.tv/reallyreally...

reading user reviews of Highguard where the players demand Titanfall 3 is maybe the weirdest thing I've seen. like do folks... understand it's not made by the same company?

really tired of others lying to me all the time. you do not need to bend the truth or sugarcoat something because it makes you look better in front of others. just say what you actually believe.

thank you discord for immediately "suggesting" a channel I just removed from my channel list because I find its content unappealing

dear internet: did you know that if someone says they prefer X and don't like Y, you should respond to them by telling them Y is actually better, then when they say no thanks, insist they really just need to try Y anyway? this will definitely work every time and make you lots of friends

devin townsend may be the only musician that puts out an album and then the bonus tracks are just an entire other album and they're better than the actual album they came with

new Soen album finally answers the burning question "what if they just made an entire album where they copy-pasted the same song for 40 minutes" turns out the answer is it's pretty boring

today, i let that person be wrong on the internet and didn’t even reply

tfw you have so many pronouns you can't even remember them all when filling out forms

so tired of pointless plastic packaging. I just opened some pasta... in a cardboard box... with a little plastic "window" in it... which then had another full-size plastic bag inside. completely unnecessary and now I guess my food gets to be contaminated with microplastics? thanks!

you know I wasn't really expecting to see a guy referring to fountain pens as "sexy ladies" today but now I am very concerned about what he is using them for

resolutions for 2026: - legal changes - gayer - moar headpats?

I just backed .meow — Next Round gTLD Application on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/dot...

so Zubora and Gabora in Majora's Mask are absolutely just in a D/s relationship with each other, right?

ordered two official Pokemon merch products from www.pokemoncenter.com. one was significantly smaller than its size listed on the site. support gave me the run-around and refused to answer questions. sent a negative review of the one and positive of the other. only the positive one was posted.

is it unreasonable to ask that if someone wants to take or remix your work, even for benign reasons, they check with you about it first? I realize that's kinda just how memes work, but multiple incidents where this has happened make me think I need to just stop posting.

every time I say something dumb on the internet I remind myself that I have, in fact, said innumerable dumber things on the internet before and probably not even realized it

some might say 14 years on it's unreasonable that the Switch 2 version of Skyrim has a low framerate and input lag, but let's not forget that another 14 years of development is a small price to pay for perfection

alright welp guess @larianstudios.com gets to go on the shit list for <checks notes> refusing to fire transmisogynist sexual harassers because they're "too valuable"

I'm so glad Team Cherry finally has graced us with a return to a world where Silksong is still in development

still thinking about how @thegameawards.com featured multiple trailers featuring extreme gore/torture/body horror, as well as many instances of flashing lights capable of triggering photosensitivity, and they didn't do anything but put a "viewer discretion" bumper at the start of the broadcast

now that I'm on hormones I'm so glad I can be biologically uninterested in Jon Blow's next game

"it's your fault for getting offended at things I say and I should never have to modify my behaviour ever for the benefit of others" sure is a cool guy take huh

everyone reacting to announcements on Teams: 12 yellow thumbs-up emojis me reacting to announcements on Teams: 12 different rainbow cat dance emojis

so apparently, you can still show up in other Discord users’ data collection for their Checkpoint feature even if you have it turned off yourself. really makes me wonder if that setting actually does anything or if they’re just lying about it.

can we just talk about how the first major area of Metroid Prime 4 literally has Samus walking through a giant vagina tunnel

on the one hand, it's probably a good sign that turning off all the data harvesting features in Discord, YouTube etc. does in fact prevent them from showing you their yearly summaries on the other hand, they could just be outright lying about that, so flip a coin I guess

forum and social media posts are content and their creators are content creators. big tech should be financially compensating them for use of their data, because if they can charge each other for access they can afford to pay those producing it.

if asking for any accommodation from other people to make my life easier is met with pushback, hostility, and suggestions it’s just too difficult, why would I ever *not* assume that I’m the problem?

just once I’d like to say “I’d rather not know” and have that not immediately followed up with an explanation about that thing

is it just me or are the Black Friday sales from Sony and Nintendo terrible this year? it’s supposed to be the biggest sale of the year and yet most of their biggest titles are excluded.

it should be illegal for an app to greet me with “good morning” when I open it at 12:33 AM

the best part of digitizing all your documents is when the shredder goes brrr

does the “tinted” option for Liquid Glass in iOS 26.1 even do anything? I sure can’t see any difference.

cis folks: if your first reaction to seeing trans people talk about literally anything trans related is to jump in and make jokes about political persecution, maybe don’t? thx

as a designer the most annoying thing in the world to me is seeing people Just Do Stuff with no idea how the data is going to support any of it. zero forethought, zero ownership

love it when you ask a guy to stop doing something and he takes it as a sign that you, in fact, want to keep doing it, and doubles down instead of stopping. just quality stuff all around.

every time stuff is on fire at my job I'm just glad I make digital toys for overgrown children and not anything actually important

real talk though, the "you look great... for your age" type comments people make when they learn I'm in my late 30s is starting to feel patronizing. maybe just don't say anything at all if you need to qualify it, actually?

“I saw a black lady at an Agalloch show once, how can you say metal has a racism problem” is maybe the single most braindead take I have ever seen in my goddamn life

love finding a Thing that broke off from Other Thing in my apartment but I don't know what the Other Thing is so I am now ridden with anxiety for the next several hours about what has broken

if my apartment wants people to make maintenance calls to fix issues, maybe they should consider employing more tall ladies who can crush me on their maintenance team