slidin into your memory palace

i'm fucking bored #waititiwednesday

The older you become the more you form updated standards on how you want to be treated. It's why I value my select few close friends. It's not complicated at all. Some people come, a lot of people go. I wouldn't have it any other way. #taikamonday #servingthoughtsnobodyaskedfor

my sanity is going out the window so fucking fast innit lawd have mercy this is not a good start to the yearrrrrr my pathetic ass spent half of last night crying my fuckin eyeballs out of my sockets because of my very poor really not good choices and now i am extra extra fucked and- and.. 🫠

roses are red, ed loves marmalade

You love to see it www.out.com/gay-athletes...

11. Lesbian

Diamond Dogs

Alright then 👍

No new pictures where are you mentally

ironically i love this

Today has been far too long. I lost my job because of a fucking seizure, and now I can't afford to keep my horses. Aaaand I legally can't drive for a long time. 🥲 Anyway happy doo dah yippeeee taika tuesday save my sanity, I guess I'll just keep existing or some shit ✌️

This is one of the poems Taika chose for his selections in the book 'The Poem I Turn To'. It's called "Night on the Island" by Pablo Neruda.

braidable arm hair says hi #taikatuesday

#taikatuesday #moustachetuesday

🍍 #taikatuesday #pineappletuesday

#taikatuesday up in here

Tanktiti 💪

always

I just became aware of this incredibly relatable drawing by John Singer Sargent.

BONEus

happy #taikatuesday 🕳️👈

If you see this qrt with a video game that transports you to your childhood

4 days deep into 2026 and it's like this 💤

this one was ofmd adjacent but yeah

Mira still existing in everyone's space wasn't on the bingo card for 2026 and yet I am zero percent surprised whatsoever. It also doesn't take a genius to figure out that the new account [Cara] belongs to her despite all of the teeming evidence lmfao Anyway, go fuck yourself, Mira 🖕

Hi I am horse Hi I am ocean Hi I am random first-time seizure I had 20 minutes after driving on the freeway 💥

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM AUSTRALIA 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️🎶👏💅👌

I love how half the time I have no clue what people are talking about because it just says "blocked post" LMFAO Ya boi is hated okay? Okay

Me stopping 2025 at the door to tell 2025 it can't come past this point. Sorry pal, you're over. #waititiwednesday #pleaseletthisyearendffs

#waititiwednesday because i missed #taikatuesday #taikaeveryday

So it's the last day of an incredibly... questionable year. The paranoia is setting in and I'm half convinced a lot of my friends actually hate me and are starting to avoid me altogether. Laaaawddddd #waititiwednesday #itiswednesdaymydudes #copingoutthewazoo

Having a seizure 2 weeks before I'm supposed to go on a NZ adventure is extremely depressing. Now I'm not allowed to drive, swim, or.. any other activities, really. I'm just stuck in limbo until specialists can review me.

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Happy #taikatuesday i feel this pic really captures the essense of this time of year 💥👍

Tummy tuesday #taikatuesday

💥 #taikasaturday

I feel bad I haven't really been around for people, 3 and a half months I haven't had a drink, it's great, but my depression is also making a return, and I want to go back to my old ways more than ever :') I can only mask everything for so long Have sad tragic Ed because, same 👈

Have a fabulous #taikatuesday 👌 Happy THREE months sobriety to me. 💥👏

Happy #taikatuesday AND happy full moon AND happy birthday to meeeeeee 👏💥 another week sober, another year older

Your last saved pic is your moral Philosophy SO fucking true 💥

✨ like no other

Hot, except there's some in there that actually hate me by now 😂👌

Happy #taikatuesday and happy TWO MONTHS sobriety to me 🏆

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? Fuck yes 🔪

BDE 👏

It's insane just how many people wanna bash smoking cigarettes but don't bat an eye at any other vices that are equally as damaging if not more lmao

Thank you @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social for hosting an episode celebrating Taika Waititi's 50th birthday. And thank you @perilousnwicked.bsky.social @tikiwaititties.bsky.social @denizb33.bsky.social and (Gutis, tag if I'm missing anyone) for being a part of it! open.spotify.com/episode/2Rmi...