I feel bad I haven't really been around for people, 3 and a half months I haven't had a drink, it's great, but my depression is also making a return, and I want to go back to my old ways more than ever :') I can only mask everything for so long Have sad tragic Ed because, same 👈

Have a fabulous #taikatuesday 👌 Happy THREE months sobriety to me. 💥👏

Happy #taikatuesday AND happy full moon AND happy birthday to meeeeeee 👏💥 another week sober, another year older

Your last saved pic is your moral Philosophy SO fucking true 💥

✨ like no other

Hot, except there's some in there that actually hate me by now 😂👌

Happy #taikatuesday and happy TWO MONTHS sobriety to me 🏆

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? Fuck yes 🔪

BDE 👏

It's insane just how many people wanna bash smoking cigarettes but don't bat an eye at any other vices that are equally as damaging if not more lmao

Thank you @mystictrashmoon.bsky.social for hosting an episode celebrating Taika Waititi's 50th birthday. And thank you @perilousnwicked.bsky.social @tikiwaititties.bsky.social @denizb33.bsky.social and (Gutis, tag if I'm missing anyone) for being a part of it! open.spotify.com/episode/2Rmi...

Happy #taikatuesday to our now half a century dude. Also happy 6 weeks sobriety to me, fuck yeah nailing it all day every day. The desire to drink doesn't stop but the desire to not kill myself is stronger. 👍

💥50💥 Happy BEEF DAY TAIKA

Happy Birthday, Tbone. And a special thank you to all the taikaholics out there who sent their fav photos.

If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.

happy #taikatuesday it's time to get your tiki waititties out for his 50th soon yeeeehawwwww 💥🎉

Also, thank you to those people who have stuck close by to me despite being a complete lunatic here and there, it means a lot to me.

You're defending your favourite vampire’s face card, which photo are you using? Full body pic card because he fucking SLAYS

Happy #taikatuesday AND happy one MONTH sobriety to me. I've done it, fam. This is the longest I've been without alcohol for years and years. And I feel fucking fantastic. If I can do it, you can too. 👏💥 have a nice day!

Taika’s art covers all subject matter, thank you very much.

On this same note, just got some test results back and I have damaged my liver. Y'all alcohol is not your friend. Don't touch it 👏

Happy #taikatuesday 💥 + happy 3 weeks sobriety to me #nailingit

Taika and his big beautiful doe eyes #taikawaititi

There's a difference between occasionally making jokes at someone's expense versus the consistent pattern in punching down on someone in the form of sarcasm or passive aggression. The type of people to constantly whip out the "iT wAs A jOkE" card. Y'know?

Genuinely wondering just how many more times I'm going to continue to say yes. Or continue to let people make me feel like shit for having boundaries. It has to stop somewhere.

Your last saved photo is your therapist GREAT 🫴

Relatable af 😂 #TaikaTuesday

Happy TWO weeks sobriety to meeeeeeheeeee I nearly blew it yesterday but I did NOT 👍 This shit is not easy whatsoever but for those who need to hear it, keep trying, please do keep trying, for your own good. Love yourself. Be kind to yourself. Keep that meat suit in-tact.

Have the #taikatuesday you deserve 👈

i woke up at 4:20 am on the dot and thought that was way too fucking funny to just go back to sleep LOL #taikatuesday

D4 Ed argue with the wall

*aggressive attraction* [again]

Past midnight #taikatuesday here, hoo boy what an insane few weeks. A chest infection, the pain of a years-long abscess followed by a much-needed surgery... I'm hitting the reset button on this freight train. By the way, I am a WEEK sober today 💥🎉 Anyway, have this cool photo 🫴

💥👟 #taikatuesday

SCRIPT FAIRIES ARE AFOOT ✨🪄📝

ITS NOW TIME TO STARE AT THE WALL FOR HOURS IF I HAVE ONE MORE FEELING IM GOING TO 💥

There's your jetpack psycho sam! Lolllll

LMFAO I LOVE THIS 🔥

it IS the coolest outfit in the world because he is wearing it 🤌

the 🫳 hand

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SAME #taikatuesday

"Lost everyone" 🤝 #taikatuesday

🖕 #taikatuesday

LMFAO anotha one bites tha dust

"steve isn't funny so let's be a cunt to him lol"

Me: "Wow it's half way through the year, I have once again grown so much as a person." Me 5 seconds later about to whip out the most toxic version of myself:

i couldn't wait for his special stat card @ritaora.bsky.social 👏

I can picture Ed Teach wearing the veil mostly around the captain's cabin as he paces like a haunted banshee and just after he pushes the two cake toppers out the window he wanders over to a mirror and his face ends up twisting into frustrated angry and he rips the veil off and burns it 👰🔥