Look as this Ilya who bakes for Shane and calls him “honey” begins to appear everywhere, like a terrifying cyborg waiting for me when I come out of the shower PLEASE keepers of the caves let freak Ilya who loves deep but mean eat raw meat and shelter in the darkness until he can defeat the other one

Does anyone else here have a thing where you’re dabbing makeup with your ring finger and you think YES BECAUSE GERARD WAS ALWAYS SAYING IT HAD THE MOST DELICATE TOUch ??

As I transition more fully into the 2026 grind, here’s one more post on Heated Rivalry—on hope, and the power of art, and gratitude. On coming out to my parents in my 40s. On how I think something special is happening and we should take it dead seriously, and fight to preserve it. shorturl.at/5ggHz

They’re not coming to get me, because they just discovered it’s possible for them to fuck for hours, an option not previously available.

cw: disordered eating, cw: food, cw: eating On Shane Hollander, "disordered eating" (and why I don't think he's struggling with it), Rachel Reid, characterization, and bias: singingkingoftheroad.tumblr.com/post/8054698... Yeah, I'm real sane about this show.

Bisexual Terminator Ilya Rozanov doing a systematic scan of the club just lives in my head. Not even rent-free. Like, it seized my land and built a massive residential building and it charges OTHER things rent to live there, on my land. He’s not a slumlord but the rent is exorbitant.

WELP It shall be imperfectly written and hopefully perfectly adapted, which is, I think, A Great Bargain for us all

I, too, feel something needs to give, and if it’s not the systemic conditions under which I must live in hypercapitalism OR how often I have to see Hudson Williams/Connor Storrie do some shit it’s going to end up being my cardiovascular system www.tiktok.com/@sackettc/vi...

If I looked up "ambivalence" in my personal dictionary it would be a picture of me rewatching LoTR and thinking to myself, "Viggo Mortensen and Seen Been himself were my age when they filmed this."

“Jimmy Fallon, you are a terrible interviewer. You are a lesser son of greater sires.” -alasse No notes.

do the work not because you have to but because that's a life well-lived. live the fuck outta your life. the people we buried would be fucking pissed off if you don't. make art. kill nazis. don't get discouraged. enjoy the sunrise. work hard on this and rest. enjoy being alive. go down swinging.

Can anyone tell me what the heck “blaze” means on Tumblr (ideally you would explain it in relation to the telegraph, the last technology I mastered…)? Does it just mean someone is paying to promote something? Can one be “blazed” by a stranger? (I do understand the basic concept, just not the…ethos?)

Also DO NOT recommend ducking into the periphery of fandom for several years & then coming back to do the 10 lines of yaoi cocaine right off Connor Storrie’s magnificent behind. Every feel you have womanfully repressed for those years will come BURSTING THE FUCK OUT OF YOU you will be giving hugs

Petition to have Jimmy Fallon not be on his own show tonight. Just Hudson wildin out to the sweet sound of the Roots.

Have you ever… entered a fugue state while watching The Two Towers and typed a 2000-word manifesto about how WE CAN CHANGE HOCKEY which included the line “ a seismic clap brought on by Connor Storrie’s linguistic and glute prowess”? No?? Just me?? www.tumblr.com/singingkingo...

a cool thing about capitalism is that I can say a sentence like "I'll need to finance that dentist appointment" and then I can pay money to a loan company forever to have the teeth I need to survive. no notes.

What is it about this time in my fandom life (rocked back to my beginnings) that has me saying things like, “Glamping to Gore: The Sam Gamgee Story” at 12.53pm on a Business Wednesday??

“Yeah. He would be the Staalest (derogatory)” We owe Heated Rivalry so much.