I'm seeing that "has anything good happened because of social media" post going around, and I wish I could join in. But truth is, I'm nobody. And that's, y'know, whatever. But it kinda sucks some days. It's definitely on me to create more and get out there, but it's demoralising without an audience

For every 10,000 flights or so, a random airplane should be selected to use the emergency slides for the passengers to disembark after an otherwise safe landing. As a special treat.

That new SNES JRPG book getting dragged all over social for its overwhelming crappiness is an inspiration. If the "author" of that can have the balls to publish, then I should have the balls to start on my dumb book. Can't possibly be any worse.

Having a big disruptive 1 hour adjustment 2 times a year is so stupid. What if we all just add or subtract a few milliseconds to every clock every evening? Much easier : p

Taking my ice cubes out for boiling and re-freezing a couple of times in quick succession. It's for enrichment, so they don't get bored in captivity.

What's your power ranking for the "Core Four" Lay's potato chip flavors?

Repost your profile picture. Art by: @omega-lairon.bsky.social

Am I allowed to wish ill on Rowling again, or is that still forbidden?

The_Grand_Bizkitpest_Hotel .mov.exe - Warez Anderson

Fall fashion tip: Men (and anyone wishing to present masc)! Butt-pants are *in* this season. For a budget friendly alternative, try leather chaps over aggressively form fitting Lycra boxer shorts.

Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Digimon Story Time Stranger (giveaway courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway ends on Oct 1st, 6:30 PM PT) Game is currently $57.71 on Gamesplanet w/ code DIGIMON buff.ly/0d0q6NQ

Tell me more about your #AwesomeCharacters Does your character have any little quirks or habits? A small mannerism, or idiosyncrasy, particular to them? Do they whistle when they're nervous? Always take the crusts off sandwiches? Keep a lucky coin? #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts

Nobody: . . . . . Me: "So basically, you've got the hot lady rock star that's all about edging, and then you've got this equally hot dude that does a whole lot of gooning. And *then* you've got the guy with the one really strong right hand..." #FleshAndBlood #FaBTCG #SuperSlam

I dunno what you're all going on about - of course the rapture was real. I'm skeetin' from heaven right now. The wifi is always fast and stable. Did you all not... get invited? Oh that's embarrassing : p

Unmotivated to create because I haven't built a following because I've been unmotivated to create because I haven't built a following because I've been unmotivated to create because I haven't built a following because I've been unmotivated to create because I haven't built a following because...

"Will no one rid me of this turbulent pres?"

The problem is my own defeatism and thinking too many steps ahead. "I should get some of my story ideas down. I don't have to start on the actual wiring yet, but..." "Okay but if you get published and distributed, but the launch event runs out of cocktail onions, THEN WHAT!?"

if u see this quote with the energy u bring to blue sky

It's a shame the "megametre" (1000 km) never really took off as a common unit of measure. But it makes sense - for most human applications, kilometres are more useful for the distances we travel. And by the time you scale up to space stuff, you already need like light years and parsecs and stuff.

Reskeet with your mental state

We were right the first time, y'all. He dead. He super dead. The guy you see walking and talking now is just an AI simulation. That's why the hand looks all fucked up and it can't get the face right and it's even less coherent than before. Don't believe republican lies. #WeekendAtDonnies

This would never have happened to Laios DungeonMeshi

We need YOU to draw a BAD HORSE!! Help us unlock the Horse Drawing Player Marker for the Helluva Boss game by drawing your best (horrible) horse however you please, just use the hashtag #helluvabossgame to be one of the 666 to unlock this stretch goal! Find out more on helluvabossgame.com

Look, I'm not clamouring for blood, I just want some inner reflection from others of that ilk. A cursory examination of cause and effect. This is the result of letting hate take your heart - you enrage others enough to take deadly action. Reflect. Maybe... stop making the same life choices he did?

PC games that take a few moments to boot up, but don't have a splash screen or loading icon or any other indicator that it's running, and the boot up lag is getting suspiciously long, did you even click it properly or was the double click too slow and... Oh, it's running now. Good.

On the one hand, the #MTG Spiderman set is full of delightful "spider" sub-typed cards that will do wonders for my Shelob spider tribal commander deck. ...mechanically, at least. Thematically though... are they really "turtle-y enough for the turtle club"? Vexing.

CW, MH- oh baby we're in that *baaad* depression for sure. I want to scream. I want to cry. But I can't. And there's nobody and nothing to blame. I'm just So Tired Serves me right for looking forward to the future. I was inviting disaster and soul crushing disappointment. Hope. My greatest sin.

If you see this, QTP with 10 games to get to know you by. • Dr. Mario • Pokemon Alpha Sapphire • Final Fantasy IV • Undertale • Advance Wars - Dual Strike • PowerWash Simulator • Construction Simulator • Euro Truck Simulator 2 • Sonic 3 & Knuckles • Ms. Pac-Man

Genuinely curious - if I ran a drawing request thing, how far into the negative (ie - i pay you) would my price need to go before I got any takers? : /

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

Maybe it's a dick implant >_>

Who are these corpo ad bots even for? Who TF is browsing the discover tab and thinking "man, what i really need right now is some mid sized office real estate in North India", or what the fuck ever they're shilling for. Surely it can't be worth the time and effort, even for *bots*

If elected President of Sports, I aim to introduce new ADHD friendly variants of all popular sports. I call it "Just Do The Fun Part Then Go Home". Let's face it, fielding in baseball is boring. My new version gets you directly up to bat, you give the ball a wallop, then you get to go home after.

Sadly, it's all just a group delusion and hopeful wishes. I shan't bother queueing up "Yub Nub" just yet, but it has been a wonderful afternoon regardless.

Even if it didn't, we should all just pretend it did anyway. Classic grade school tactic - ignore it until it goes away.

VirtualTiddies (dot) com > jorkin it . > peanits

w/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

A Final Destination death scene where the big elaborate Rube Goldberg is established, and you see it start up... and then part way through, the scene just cuts to the victim being shot in the face by some rando. And then back to the "death machine" as we watch it resolve over several minutes.

Feels nice to be in the right place at the right time sometimes

Passenger jets should be allowed to taxi the runways much faster. I mean, c'mon, these are trained pilots - you're trusting then to safely blast through the sky at a few hundred km/h. Surely you can trust them to drive on the ground at something higher than first fuckin' gear. Let them have fun.

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

What were your first 3 sets, and what do they say about you. For given values of "first 3" - I didn't start buying cards until like New Phyrexia, but my first exposure to the game included cards spanning from: • 7th ed • Urza's Saga • Mercadian Masques Not sure what that says... I'm not picky?

Your "unforgivable hate speech" vs the harmless, lovely TERF freedom of speech @moderation.bsky.app tells you not to worry about youtu.be/HvRFTn91ZT8?... #freethebugs

Wait wait... it's "the bees knees"? I've been saying bees *sneeze* this whole time. I figure that's way more rare and precious. Cute little teeny sneezy nose... what the heck are knees worth anyway? They're insects, they barely have knees. How is that better?

Futility? Insanity? Well, good thing I only care about the love of the game. Come join a bustling crowd of... zero : p #live #twitch #stream twitch.tv/omega_lairon Diggin' a hole, boss.

(Disclaimer: non-serious) They need to cancel Bluey. It sets too many bad examples. • Parents constantly having enough energy to play big involved games • Toddlers displaying consistency and focus • They're clearly rich AF • Having *friends* Awful role models all around : p

Me, normally: "I want everyone to be happy and get along and good vibes, yay!" 😌 Me, after a minor inconvenience while driving: "You fool! You absolute Neanderthal! Go shove your face into a bonfire! I hope your dick explodes and your family leaves you!!" 🤬

Hey, AI "" artists "" How dare you? You know how shitty AI slop is for the environment. You know that you're willingly stealing from actual artists. You're worthless, talentless hacks How dare you take *pride* in what you do. Parasite. Everybody hates you.

It's tough not being interested in UK Football. They have eleventy million teams, and each one has official accounts, unofficial accounts, fan accounts, news accounts, fan news accounts... and barely any of them bother to use a standardised tag that could handily mute it all with a single click : /