Possibly controversial opinion, but I think I hate AI slop meme posters more than I hate billionaire parasites. Like, billionaires are evil scum, but they're fundamentally mentally damaged and inhuman sociopaths. AI sloppers... like, I kinda expect better from you. You should know better. Traitors

I'm kinda tired of stock fantasy racial tropes... "tall beautiful elves that revere nature and live in the trees", and "short stout dwarves who live underground and drink a bunch" primary among them. I propose a "trading spaces" style environment reversal

The best name for plant based / vegetarian bacon is: • A: Facon • B: Bacno • C: Bacon't

Oh hey, Frinkiac.com got an upgrade. ...oh, they used AI coding on it x_x Now look, I know there's a difference between evil generative AI (ie: the theft and slop machine), and the kind of AI that makes video game enemies shoot back... should I be outraged or what?

Catching up on #FF14 - up to 7.4 content now, and has MSQ progression always been so dogshit? I'm locked out of the newest dungeon to go grind the previous dungeon for high enough iLv gear. And then again for the trial... and there's been no new weapon drops unless I do raids x_x

New profile picture time. Reads pretty well even at the smallest size. (Ughhh... the visor ear screen is off model... don't dwell on it don't dwell on it don't dwell on it don't...) Also I stumbled onto a simple outlining method that I like the look of. Yay! #furry #furryart #scalie #fursona #art

If you see this, post a favorite pokémon!

4/20 is my least favourite "holiday" in much the same way that I used to hate valentines day back when I was single : /

Okay, I need somebody who's smart at computers to make up some entertaining but plausible sounding bullshit to explain what happened to Bsky these last... dozen or so hours.

Sure, why not

Bicycle progress! I managed something like... 8? Maybe 10 laps of my training course (local train station commuter parking lot). I'll have to measure it at some point, but it can't be more than like... 75m per loop? Didn't die, didn't crash. Am tired and sweaty though : /

The thing is, to do what is desperately needed and long overdue, there needs to be utterly, truly nothing left to lose. You fear retaliation You fear punishment You fear death And that's all perfectly reasonable But by the time there's nothing left to lose, there might be nothing left to save.

Am I a bad parent for firing up Ecco the Dolphin, letting the kiddo play it, and only telling him "oh its just a cute little dolphin game, go swim and jump around with your dolphin friends" ? >: )

Why doesn't the Pope, the largest catholic, simply eat all of the others?

Okay so the "ride bike, get fit" plan is off to a rocky start. I managed... maybe 100m or so before remembering i don't know how to make the bike turn On the plus side, I *definitely*lost weight already. Most of it skin. Oh well, try again tomorrow once the scabs have started forming : /

LOOK AT MY GIGANTIC METAL SON ^_^

"Sorry about my friend, they got kicked out of their polycule and now has to file 7 consecutive divorce applications"

"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all! Nothing at all!!!

CW: MH-, PH- [1 of 12] How my wife unintentionally ruined my life - a thread Hi! I'm not formally diagnosed, but I'm pretty sure I have, at minimum, autism, and a strong suspicion of AHDH. I have messed up focus, I struggle with motivation, and I procrastinate all the time and then feel guilty

Gathering a few hundred neckbeards to run directly towards an extremely fortified military base in New Mexico? Trivially easy Gathering like, 50 people to storm a golf course and capture a single (admittedly well guarded) old geezer on a Florida golf course? Apparently impossible?

Never trust anyone who eats their dino nuggies without waving them around in the air and making roaring noises before taking a bite.

Pi day? "Yeah, because of the date" ... "31 / 4. 3.14 ... get it?" ... well that's stupid. April only has 30 days

So. Aggron. It lives in mountains. It digs caves. It shoves giant boulders. It eats iron. So who's going to attempt to justify why it was so rudely snubbed from #Pokopia when there's: • A mountain area • with mines and caves • AND broken iron train tracks Like, it's just insulting at this point.

A $10 million(*) bounty on offer to the first person to provide conclusive, legitimate proof that fully confirms the presence or absence of Aggron in #Pokemon #Pokopia (*) in OmegaWorld FunBucks, not redeemable for any recognised earth currency

Man who eats nothing but sugar outraged to again suffer an onset of acid reflux for 90th consecutive day this year. Refuses to learn anything from this.

I friggin' adore how we've got a wave of people (re)playing #Pokemon #FRLG, all being kinda united in a common love for some of the series most foundational games. What's even better is in seeing lots of progress screenshots, all from roughly the same level of progress... and not one repeat team.

#Pokemon #FireRed #FRLG originally came out when I was a teenager. Clearly, my maturity level hasn't changed one bit since then : p

happy #PokemonDay!! i dont draw pokemon NEARLY enough, so here's an older gastly painting and some of my favourite pokemon card alters~!

Theme: #Metal steel-type Aggron Happy #PokemonDay!! #pixelart #pixel_dailies #Pokemon @pixeldailies.bsky.social

Maybe all the gen alpha kids were just trying to tell us about their favourite strategy video game. You know... Civ Seven

"I don't know anyone else's private struggles, so I try to be fair and judge their actions with compassion", he lied, while shouting a broad ad hominem insult barrage including insinuations about their intelligence, health, appearance, and activities of a sexual nature involving animals.

So are y'all getting Pokemon Torrent Teal version, or Pirate Purple?

Little miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came a spider who crawled up inside her and ate through her sinus and brain

I'm kinda perversely looking forward to face scan age verification on discord simply so I can see how abstract and shitposty I can get away with when making a fake face to scan. Lv 1: a stick figure drawing Lv 2: Picasso cubist painting Lv 3: goatse with googly eyes etc.

30 years of Pokemon, and all we got (so far) was a virtual photo booth, and announcing some nebulous "events" in the future that are probably going to be either virtual or only hosted in Japan or maybe America. fart .wav

This 17 ton, 9' wide, 24' long, gas guzzling monstrosity of a main battle tank masquerading as a "medium SUV" could've been an email

If I had a nickel for every Pokemon TCG product that: • released within the last week • focuses on Mega evolution • loosely based on Pokemon ZA • excludes MAggron (again!) • despite featuring other returning megas I'd have 2 nickels... and it's infuriating that it happened twice.

(A team of unlikely villains) "So what, we're some kind of Suicide Squad?" (A team of civil drainage technicians) "So what, we're some kind of Sewer-inside Squad?" (A team of gross otakus with tentacle fetish) "So what, we sometimes goo inside squid?"

I mean, I'm not looking forward to the part where my legs get smashed with a big hammer, but I tell ya, sometimes I would welcome being Misery-d away to an isolated cabin and forced to sit down, focus, and write my damn story already : /

Would you rather drink: • half a dozen bottles of sprite • 6-7ups 🤗 (I apologise for nothing!)

Caught these two recently! Really interested in finding shinies of all the Pokémon that can mega

So how about that revolution then, huh? Still waiting around for it to get worse? Yeah, that's cool. Y'know, whenever. No rush.

Anyone else feel like heading down to the rec centre, setting up a projector against the big back wall, watching Friday the 13th VIII - Jason Takes Manhattan, doing some fat bong rips, and ordering pizza?

This one's for the sports video game enjoyers - which game (any year, any sport) do you feel had the best custom character career mode. Y'know, where you start as a rookie and get called up to the major leagues, and the focus is strictly "I am one person doing a sports as best as I can"?

This one's for the sports video game enjoyers - which game (any year, any sport) do you feel had the best custom character career mode. Y'know, where you start as a rookie and get called up to the major leagues, and the focus is strictly "I am one person doing a sports as best as I can"?

Ouch, oof, owie. My immunoglobins. I'm dying, TV's Fred Flintstone. I'm yabba dabba done for.

Introducing my 5y/o son to classic vidja games with my SNES mini. He spent most of yesterday making Kirby float directly upwards, and taunting Donkey Kong by constantly waking back into the empty Banana Hoard. Today he managed a KO on Gabby Jay... but he doesn't like "the big guy" Bear Hugger. : /