I got the most meat out of the crab, but as a Jew I can't eat it #MakesYouThink

i had so much fun filming and editing this. thank you to @badfuckinpodcasts.com @punkdyke.bsky.social jacqueline swampert and @kamkonek.bsky.social for being extremely good sports, and @citadelofswords.bsky.social for being my little alex horne

Have TSA pre check, but at the airport just now I got the body scanner, full body pat down, and they went through all my shit and x-rayed it like twice. Never had that happen before, even before bottom surgery.

Been working through some feelings about possibly being somewhere on the aro/ace spectrum, and it's just a lot. Tired of having to figure shit out about myself. I don't really want to realize another Thing.

tonight me and @punkdyke.bsky.social and our gay friends explained the following concepts to my almost 11yo nibling (he asked): butch, dyke, reclaimed slurs, polyamorous slut philosophy, and unions he's already been trans for like most of his life so it's not like it's all brand new info lmao

ISSUE #10 - IN YOUR HEAD, IN YOUR HEAD, THEY ARE FIGHTING! Feat. @punkdyke.bsky.social Noted metahuman researcher Steve Dayton, fka MENTO, has gone missing in Gotham. What does his absence have to do with the sudden surge in mob violence? The answer may lie in the hands of one CRAZY JANE...

I sure do love the great taste of Milk

The fun thing about knowing a bunch of weird trans people who are in online retro game communities is how often someone will say "oh yeah I used to have a WR speedrun" and you ask them what in and it turns out it's like the unofficial bootleg tom and Jerry GBA racing game or some shit

Always annoying when my vagina grips the dilator too hard and it's difficult to get out. Come on! Drop it, girl! Drop it!

I've been so excited for this premiere, Jory and I have been watching these for a couple months now, and in the time between when we decided to do this podcast and now, they've released two more of these movies! If you're a fan of Video Victims, check this one out

There's something suspicious about this new show coming to the network...we might have acquired the @wrongpodcast.bsky.social! Claudia and Jory watch and discuss all the films in Lifetime's "The Wrong" Franchise to see how David DeCoteau has been able to direct 26+ TV Movies with a similar title.

Could perhaps use a little boost? 👀

YIPPEEEE FOR US

Get to see my boyfriend for my birthday today yippee!!

Feel like I finally got a full night of rest for the first time in weeks last night

@itsybitsyryder.bsky.social Hey what's your favorite movie? Just doing a poll

Kinda bonkers that I remember getting candy cigarettes in goody bags and things as late as the early 2000s. Like their existence in the first place is wild, but the fact that it isn't a thing of just my parent's youth but my own?? They were still getting away with that in the Bush administration??

IT'S TIME FOR PEAK BUILDING! Tonight on Moonshot, we are playing @landfall.se and @aggrocrabgames.bsky.social 's Peak! And by that, I mean we are rocking with like. 12 people and running DUOS TEAMS. come join us at SIX THIRTY!! moonshot.mov

Live in 15 on moonshot.mov!

The only things I talk about anymore are bottom surgery and Peak

Sneezing with a dilator in: unpleasant! Do not recommend!

The Republican Party must be defeated, destroyed, and discarded in the dustheap of history if the American experiment is to survive.

Watch me kick ass on this mountain!

Person who's only attracted to people of one specific non-binary gender subtype Is this anything?

PRIMARY EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM.

Still hoping it doesn't pass the house at all, but this win is at least *something*. Have been losing sleep over this one for a month and a half.

Finally had a real, full orgasm for the first time post-op, and it was fucking amazing 🥴 still getting some really nice endorphins like half an hour later

We live in hells of our own creation

I gotta find something to do with Bumpo, man, he's freaked me out a couple of times when I walked into the living room

If you don't like my post-surgery mood just wait two hours, I guarantee it will change

Love playing tabletop role playing games on Twitch #ActualPlay

It's weird and kinda funny to think things now like "oh I should try sizing up during my third dilation of the day, that's the best one" like I have a favorite dilation session in the day

I think Gonzo the Great is one of my butch idols

Catch me starting an onlyfans in like 3 months lol 💅

It's honestly been kind of nice to be the one in the system who's been feeling the happiest and most positive post-op after months of heavy stress

Guy who can't remember the term "chewed out": "Yeah I don't think I'm gonna tell him, I really don't feel like getting eaten out about it."

I may be butch, but I'm never giving up my purse, that shit is too convenient. What, am I supposed to go back to cargo shorts? Get real

I think so far the worst dilations are first and last, just because motivation is so fucking low for me. I just woke up, I don't want to shove anything in my pussy yet

I don't think I realized just how much I wanted bottom surgery. I've been so excited and happy and confident ever since I saw the results

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Bottom surgery has honestly made me feel more butch. I've felt like such hot shit since getting out of the hospital

I think one of a hundred thousand reasons that my gender marker getting changed on my passport hurts is that having that say "female" let me change the marker on my driver's license without paperwork

My viola teacher's wonderful cat needs emergency surgery, if you're able to donate or share this link or would be very helpful gofund.me/9fee7662

We got an egg and onion flavored matzo this yeah, and honestly it kinda fucks

Rough to find out one of our new friends was worried I was a Zionist when she first met me because I wear my magen everywhere

Did one final session of laser for my face, a couple of years after my last one, and I haven't had to shave in over a month now. It's frankly been amazing and such a weight off of my mind.

Similar energy to when my mom forgot the phrase “blow a gasket” and instead said “I was so mad I almost blew my load” -A🦉

Guy who can't remember the term "chewed out": "Yeah I don't think I'm gonna tell him, I really don't feel like getting eaten out about it."

I made two playbooks for this, both plural-themed! The first is The Many, who are separate beings who share one body, ranging from DID to spirit possession! The second is The Hive, who are separate consciousnesses in lock-step as one body, kind of like The Borg! punkdyke.itch.io/interstitial...