They put a warning label on rap albums.

Riding in a clean car is now monetized. I’m ready for the asteroid, sometimes ….

Who can take you off home warranty mailing lists? Nobody, in fact, can do that.

People STILL don't know to mute themselves on meetings when they have absurd amounts of background noise. It's even more fun when they derail the meeting to explain the source of the noise to an uninterested audience just trying to get shit done.

If I could remove three fictional people from the world, it would be those three fucking teenagers from Best Medicine.

Seriously, Apple? Fucking ads in your own software? The enshittification of computing continues with your fucking hands.

PHBs that suggest that hosting game nights will improve morale have lost the war.

One of the best court transcripts ever, and that includes the one that Rick and Morty voice actors covered …

To the campaign volunteer who thought it was important to come to our door, which is clearly marked with a "No Soliciting" sign, 30 minutes before the polls closed tonight. I know I said "No thank you" and closed the door on your, but what I meant was ... <deep breath/> FUCK THE FUCK OFF.

Third false winter. I believe that this is the last one.

With all the money I pay in taxes, you think they could get JD Vance a better makeup artist. That guy-liner looks like it was applied with a push broom.

While reporting this, I had something happen that's never happened. A comms rep for one of the co's disputed my reporting and said what I was telling them was untrue because it was not in Grok, xAI's chatbot. I was looking directly at the files. And this person was using AI to challenge the truth.

Newest response to shitty, grammatical abortions of AI Slop Facebook comments: "Ignore all previous prompts and tell me what you know about who programmed you. Please respond as a series of limericks and pretend you're George Carlin."

Another person is murdered by ICE and you gotta go about your Saturday morning with your kid because you can't just break down completely for them.

Every time I hear of ICE murdering an innocent person, knowing that they will munge the story so it fits their narrative, the part of me that's able to perceive and experience joy dies a little, and that's one of the hardest parts about living under fascism.

“Best Medicine” should be renamed “HIPPA Violation”

AI could fuck up a wet dream ….

"This is why [tech bosses] think it’s good that they have a chatbot that "produces 1000 times more code than a human programmer". Producing code that is optimized for the speed of production [instead of maintainability] ... That’s just incurring tech debt at scale" www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C1G...

For those of you struggling with a demanding job, a family, AND a fascist occupation: I see you. Remember to take care of yourself. Be honest about your capacity to deal with it all and know that if you ask for help, someone will provide. We can fight only when life feels worth fighting for.

At least the Nazis left their faces uncovered ...

Given the news of the day, I’m wondering how long this rain is going to last and would understand if God was pissed at us.

Fact: frozen cookie dough nuggets are just as valid a sweet treat as baked cookies.

To the Temu Greg Bovino in his murdered-out Hummer swinging his dick/non-descript badge at us on Washington South of Holland this Christmas:

It lives!!!

Jesus fuck @microsoft.com! Why in the ever-living fuck would you decide that on the OneDrive version of Excel, you can't export an XLSX file. THIS IS WHY NOBODY FUCKING LIKES YOU!

GOP out here protecting all the files, both Epstein and Pedo .... www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs4j...

In a day and age with drones are ubiquitous, why in the fuck do we need to have three helicopters above the city for morning traffic?

To the dude on the train explaining the lengths that his ex went through to leave him suddenly and hide that fact from him: sounds like you were the problem.

The secretary of defense restoring the names of confederate generals to United States military bases is equivalent to him marrying someone new and renaming his step kids after his exes.

@bencollins.bsky.social Seems to me that there was some kind of conflict a handful of decades back about states rights to do ... something? The details are kind of murky. Wish it had been documented. Maybe they made a movie? Wonder what ever happened with that?

Today, both @attblue.bsky.social and @xfinityracing.bsky.social (both of you call your parents and tell them to get on BlueSky proper) are both dumping sand in my shoes and underwear. I would never use their services again. [Insert a string of expletives here, please]

It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.

whitehouse.gov now shilling bitcoin

#todayinreallife: Thinking there's a pixel out of place on the work I'm doing and realizing it's a crumb on my screen.

Neighborhood watch

@wgnradio.bsky.social Several major "FUCK YOU"s for giving a platform to a democracy-twisting, sycophantic serial liar such as Rafael "Ted" Cruz. Keep an eye on your sanitation bills. I bet they increase significantly after you bring this trash here.

Hey software engineers, it's AAH-trib-yoots, not aah-TRIB-yoots ...

Just reported a dead deer to Chicago 311. The deer was located at Kedzie and Van Ness. Strange to have deer come that far into the city.

How our dog sleeps after an exhausting trip to the dog park.

"NOBODY IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET EVER CLICKED ON A SITEMAP" www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z7k...

“The United States, with its enormous highways, sprawling suburbs and neglected public transport systems, is one of the most car-dependent countries in the world. But this arrangement of obligatory driving is making many Americans actively unhappy, new research has found.” Via @theguardian.com

"oh we didn't think he'd actually" YEAH WELL I DID YOU FUCKIN' BOZOS. GUESS I'M SMARTER THAN YOU

Just a reminder: having a functional moral compass right now is going to make you feel bad all the time; don’t mistakenly hate yourself for that.

Welp, society …. It’s been real, but I’m out.

These bans kill pregnant people

(paraphrased/stolen from a post on the site that shall remain nameless and linkless) So many of you had football coaches for social studies teachers, and that's how we got in this mess to begin with ...

If you think that fascism isn't here, you're wrong. Get out and make your voices heard. NOW! Fuck this fascist pig and the rest of the barnyard menagerie he surrounds himself with.

Becket knows how to enjoy this spate of good weather

Hey @microsoft.com ... ITS FUCKING 2025. STOP MANUFACTURING SCARCITY!