Concerningly unhorny for a bit now. Chalking it up to last week’s lingering illness.

Good riddance 2025! #humpday

Oh, we’re horny. Need someone to come over and stroke with me.

Getting high AF and cumming hands-free from nipple orgasm alone is my new favorite thing.

Dreamboat 🥰

I love posting here but I especially love my harem of dudes with whom I sext. I just love sexting.

Been a minute since I let y’all watch me cum 🍆💦😮‍💨 Did I edge for hours while watching Heated Rivalry 😏

Socks on for Hollander.

Making out for hours while I leak copious amounts of precum would fix me.

Oomf saw it first for his birthday and he said it was beautiful #humpday

Might fuck around (with an oomf) and find out (make him cum).

Butts of 2025. Some of what they saw on Close Friends on #humpday

These photos haven’t been flagged and removed from IG, yet.

Convinced using the “show less of this” feature immediately fills your feed with the content you’re trying to see less of- especially diaper content. No kink shaming here but I beg you Bluesky, less, preferably no, diaper content.

Ding dong. Emphasis on dong!

The only wishbone I’ll be pulling today.

Who’s hungry? #humpday

(But) first, coffee Friday #fcf

I’m going to need 4 volunteers.

Will this ass pic get me to 1K? #humpday

Internet crushes are great because just like real life crushes I don’t talk to them either 🫠

Me and who?!

It’s time for Sunday service. Come worship.

I’m high & horny, if you even care.

A triptych for #fcf

One doesn’t choose NNN*; NNN chooses you. Because SAD. *I have nutted in November but it’s been over a week and, maybe, I’ll be horny again.

The feed full of #fcf is doing all the heavy lifting this Friday 🤤

After six months of being paid not to work (thanks, Elon!), I started a new job this week, which means slow, lazy, naked mornings are likely a casualty 😢 Also I’ll once again be tired, grumpy, and all-around unpleasant until I can retire in 20+ years. #humpday

Ok, one more. I’ve rarely felt hotter.

Happy Halloween! Be safe, y’all.

Got wood? #fcf Halloween edition

High & horny while editing my Halloween costume photo shoot.

I say show me your dick a lot for someone, who in fact, wants you to show me your dick.

That we all come here to share nudes is 🥰 Especially considering as a horny teenager in the late 90s/early 00s how many family computers I wrecked with viruses 🤭

Soft, for now.

What’s your favorite day of the week? #fcf

Tits sitting nicely this Tuesday.

Willing to consider that I use too much weed and post too many nudes as a form of escapism that might need to be reined in; but also, unconvinced making any changes to either or both will actually make things better because this reality is currently an absolute disaster.

SFW on the Lord’s day. But what you do with it can be NSFW, if you choose.

You coming to breakfast?

Smashing that #fcf and thinking about disrespecting, respectfully, all of y’all because you have beautiful cocks

Find your light ☀️

Took a hole pic but I don’t think that’s my vibes #humpday

Requesting assistance #mcm

When even all the beautiful cocks can’t improve my mood, I try to create. 4x6 mixed media (water color & yarn). And if you disagree please unfollow.