So, I've been away for a while. Been working on myself in the gym, but today, I thought I'd share my first progress picture. 22 consistent weeks in the gym. It might seem like much but, it's HUGE for me! And yes, this guy DOES love 🐔 🤣🤣🤣

A few things to know about me

Opinions on the new toys?

Beware the UNBLOCKABLE Bots!!!! I've tried MULTIPLE times to block these accounts TO NO AVAIL! #creepy

This is totally unbecoming of a decent society gentleman...good thing I'm neither 😈😈😈

Does this count towards #happyhumpday?

Anyone up for a round of strip Pool? The rules are easy: for every game you lose, one piece of clothing comes off. As you can see....I lost (or won, depending on your point of view) 😏😏😒

When it starts to get warm outside, I start to tan and do my workouts outside...naked 😉 There will DEFINITELY be more where this cane from.

So....Daddy @themusclebullmike.bsky.social helped me do a thing with some new products from across the Pond. What do y'all think?

This was my very first book of 2025, and it was absolutely EVERYTHING I could've hoped for and so much more! Gothic magical realism mixed with a deeply emotional trail of trauma healing and shame shedded. A beautifully disturbing read with a true beating heart at its center.

I've blocked this guy with DOZENS of accounts (and that isn't Hyperbole). I don't know what to do anymore. If you get a follow request from this guy, DON'T ACCEPT IT. I swear, it's spam.

Be honest, do my Christmas nails 🎄 ⛄️ ❄️ 💅 make my 🍆 look 🏳️‍🌈🌈❤️

As a Biblophile nerd, I love nothing more than immerse myself in a myriad books of different genres, especially when said book is written by an author elevating the voice of the Diné and their shared history. This book should be incredible, and I can't wait to get fully immersed inside. ❤️‍🔥📚❤️🔥📚❤️‍🔥

My bush is THICK! Should I trim, shave, both or keep it as is? ✂️🪒🍆

Which do you all prefer, hairy hole or smooth cheeks?

Guess I should start populating this new account, huh?