Chuck Norris didn’t die. We were in his dream and he woke up

I’ve never been here when I’m not here

“Don’t drag me into this” - God

Everyone in the US going to wake up to WW3

In my day, we just serfed the web now we’re just caught in it

Was just looking in a mirror, didn’t realize that was me

My ultimate goal as an artist is to help spark within you the desire to create. To create an expression of your own experience. Something that only you could bring about and something that has not yet existed until you came along to bring it about.

Tax the machine

The music finds you when you need to hear it

I raised my standards and my paintings got worse 😅

If you do 62 paintings at one time, you’ll have 62 problems at one time

I’m not gonna eat your bad decisions

Some things can’t be said, because words are only symbols… I’ve said too much 😅

“It’s essentially a giant probability engine operating in high-dimensional space” ChatGPT talking about itself

The goal is to have fewer and fewer places that you don't want to be.

They’re not out in the streets, they’re only in the comments

Nobody remembers it because it was the future

There’s a new narcissist in town

What are YOU doing here

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you won’t hear it here

My shadow is cooler than me

We keep pets to remind us what enlightenment looks like

I’m not sure what’s gonna come first, my bedtime or the end of the world

The end of the world will be back in five minutes

The people we elected aren’t in power the people with all the money are in power and the people with all the power aren’t taking care of any of the people

Do you need to have a license to live stream the end of the world??

Convenience is the downfall of civilization

We need better storytellers to get better stories

Dinosaurs were sinners and that’s why they’re extinct?

Who will the Bro Jogans side with in the custody battle?

Have you thought enough about how much you thought about it?

If you leave the bathroom without any pants on, the bartender won’t ask for a tip

How long have you practiced the art of deceiving yourself?

At what point is more not better?

Ai is constrained by the Internet, are you?

What does it all mean?

Nothing like a trip to the graveyard to brighten your day

Justice Ain’t Blind

Welcome to town, on the outskirts of nowhere. It’s a comedy on the cusp of tragedy

Making sculptures for my painting references, and now I spend all of my time learning to sculpt 😂

Home, home on the range…

A little work in progress. What are you working on these days?

Welcome to town, everything you need can be subscribed through the company store

Revolution starts in your mind

Nothing in life is easy and nobody knows what they’re doing. Be easy on yourself Here a painting I worked on today

There were thousands of people marching in DTLA in support of migrants today. Marching in protest of ICE raids and trump policies

Don’t panic, don’t take the bait, do what you can with what you have

Could we replace ourselves online with Ai agents using our own data?

It’ll be just fine!!

Hello from Tahoe!! I’ll be in the Marcus Ashley gallery today from noon to 5pm shaking babies and kissing hands!