snorin and using his backpack as a pillow... mimimi 💤💤💤💤

lays out on the dewgrass, staring up at the cloudy sky. the thunder rumbles, winds bloewing colder and fluttering shady willow leaves.

𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐣𝐮 𝐕𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐞 -𝐀.𝐊.𝐀 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐏𝐨𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 -𝐄𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐕𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 -𝐆𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 -𝐌𝐂𝐑𝐏𝟏𝟖+ -𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥 -#OPRP -#bLAmereckLAss

💥𝑺𝒂𝒃𝒐 💥◼️ ◼️💥20+ 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔💥◼️ ◼️💥𝑵𝒐 𝒍𝒆𝒘𝒅 💥◼️ ◼️💥𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒎 💥◼️ ◼️💥𝑰𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒂𝒍💥◼️ ◼️💥#𝑶𝒏𝒆𝒑𝒊𝒆𝒄𝒆𝒓𝒑 💥◼️ ◼️💥#𝑴𝑽𝑹𝑷 💥◼️ ◼️💥♥️/🔂💥◼️

: | Anyone who liked that apology from Raven's Lucci is wild. Bro just admitted to catfishing writers and not respecting their boundaries when they had made it clear. They didn’t give those people a choice — they took it away from them. These are the same people you write with.

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thorn. right haha god forbid we want a dilf/milf for the fantasy of it 🤣🤣

thorn. even if this place has dust bunnies i’m never going back to oprp on twitter because they act like age gap ships are the devils work and older characters must only be parental figures like...

( getting the pirate captain who plays around with intestines and important body parts grossed out? this is new territory for ace. ) not call my mams a hoe for one!

( sanji is so pretty on a normal day, but extra so when he blushes. it makes ace want to fluster him over and over, but the thought of food makes his mind wander into a different zone. ) aww, i was wonderin’ how come i didn't see you out there. can i have a few please?

quietly stalks a leopard — well as quiet as ace can be, leaves and twigs crunching under his feet. the spotted carnivore has noticed him, he’d bet his hat they have, but continues their lonely trek into the jungle. he’s excited to follow, but his feet snag over a gnarled root and sends —

thorn. ace is Southern to me i think its cute

broke and happy as a clam! 🙂‍↕️

a needle’s pretty cheap, nami... 😅

if you’re offerin’, i won’t say no. i gotta keep up the way i know i can when i get lost in the jungles, savannahs, and way out at sea. having your own farm an’ stuff must be good as gold, fresh taters and herbs! ( he comments with a grin, hand in his pocket. )

that i might not be all that smart n stuff but i know borrowin’ a needle ain’t supposed to break the bank!

i can just flirt for a free needle at the medicine place 🤔

no way, that’s overpriced! also i feel like if i was actually dyin’ you’d still try griefing my pockets, nami.

aww, my stomach’s a-growlin’...

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if you’re sad and horny are you sorny 🤔

quietly stalks a leopard — well as quiet as ace can be, leaves and twigs crunching under his feet. the spotted carnivore has noticed him, he’d bet his hat they have, but continues their lonely trek into the jungle. he’s excited to follow, but his feet snag over a gnarled root and sends —

whatcha doin’ besides stealing my heart, pretty boy? ( a smirk makes its appearance, confident in his delivery. his elbows lean over the counter, gazing into his eyes. )

well, you’re shorter than me... i didn’t mean no offense! ( boyish smile, tipping the back of his hat. ) aww but i wouldn’t wanna be in your hair! my lil’ bit of porcupine can keep me up.

huh? where are you trying to lead me, little lady?

mm you think there’s worms? double meal. ☺ hey now that’s not a nice thing ta say about dandan, i’m gonna tell her. 🤨

the boo bear is my friend and it was at night! plus i wanted to know if porcupine tasted like sea urchin— THEIR-mom-o-meter!

( rummages in his backpack for the last of his roasted porcupine. )

thorn. your mom o meter...

i was hungry after nappin in the woods, it was the first thing i came across! and i was kinda curious what they taste like. OH! HER-mom-o-meter!

i ate a porcupine earlier, but i swear i peeled off all the spikes n’ all! scout’s honor. ( note: ace is not a scout. ) hm... your-mom-o-meter? 🤔

what kinda doctor are ya? miss stacey always takes care’a me even if my thumb’s grazed up! yeah, the thermostat. 😎

doc, you’re supposed to take care of me. put that little glass thing in my mouth and all!

tummy hurts 😔 it’s the end for me!

.⠀ׂ⠀𖧷 life gave me some 𝙻𝙴𝙼𝙾𝙽𝚂, ꒷︶꒦⊹ ˖⠀ so i made 𝑺𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑳𝑬𝑴𝑶𝑵𝑨𝑫𝑬 . ︵ ˚ ͙۪۪̥ 𐔌

man oh man it’s hostile tonight

the doctor told me he wants ta rearrange my organs! 🤯

( ace looks at him and then bursts out in guffaws, clutching his stomach. ) good one, zoro!

i dunno if i’d say being mean to women is a bad habit, man. i’m watchin you 🤨

hey hey don’t go around talkin’ to her like that or we’ll have a problem.

rests his elbows on the counter where @playboycook.bsky.social totters around in the kitchen, trying to be confident and smooth. ”you, me, and some melted chocolate or whipped cream. whaddaya say, pretty boy?” wiggles his brows, grinning ear to ear.

taking off his hat and placing it against his chest to avoid low branches snagging at it, ace bounds behind the swordsman with the excitement of an outdoor dog. ”in the woods huh? guess that’s where i’d hide if i knew two pirates were after me,” he chuckles, the flawed logic of a marine stowing —

you lead the way, partner! ( what a horrible decision this will turn out to be. he’ll surely rue those words in half an hour’s time. )

are you sure you’re got gunnin’ ta strap me down to one of your white tables and have your merry way with me? what kind of illness i got then, traffles? ( shit-eating grin present, tugging on his beaded necklace. )

yeah, my day got a whole lot better when i saw you. ( eyebrow wiggle, tipping his hat. )

heeyyyy darlin’ ( flirting with the reader. )

just eatin a giraffe is gonna dismantle the government? count me in!

in someone’s life i’m the donkey to their shrek

down with the governent!