New business idea: consultancy group for game devs to certify that a game is AI slop-free

I love eating a scoop of vanilla ice cream on a styrofoam plate with a plastic fork

For the 27th year in a row, the best game I played this year was StarCraft: Brood War! Congrats!

If you take too long to finish a wave, a ghost fish will appear and chase you down until the wave is complete! Yes, of course this is taken from Spelunky! :) #indiegame #indiedev #kelpkeeper #Gamedev #madewithunity #unity2d

Sea Anemones cast shields onto nearby enemies and need to be picked up first to disable them :) #indiegame #indiedev #kelpkeeper #Gamedev #madewithunity #unity2d #screenshotsaturday

Pretty happy with the new lighting system that makes the deep sea levels look really dark and moody :) #indiegame #indiedev #kelpkeeper #Gamedev #madewithunity #unity2d

I waited 3 years into development to add in screenshake?! #indiegame #indiedev #kelpkeeper #Gamedev #madewithunity #unity2d

Wrong! I’ve designed dozens of games in my head that are probably some of the best games ever thought of

The beautiful unspoken relationship between me and my mail carrier and my trash guy where they place garbage in my mail slot and then i take it upstairs and throw it away and bring it back down in a trash bag and leave it on the curb

The only AI i approve of are the soldiers in FEAR

commenting on your code is for cowards

Crime and Punishment and Video Games

boss fight concept from the team's awesome artist 🤖🦈 #indiegame #indiedev #kelpkeeper #Gamedev #madewithunity #unity2d

Sea mines are obviously dangerous BUT touching them will also reset your grab meter :) #indiegame #indiedev #kelpkeeper #Gamedev #madewithunity #unity2d

Been a while since I posted. Lots of progress has been made :) #indiegame #indiedev #kelpkeeper #Gamedev #madewithunity #unity2d

Currently adding God Hand style difficulty scaling to my game. So fun. Why doesn’t every game do this?!

Proudly creating hand-made, artisanal video games

Ghost of Yotei: we are going to have special modes Me: oh cool, gameplay modes like horde mode or single death mode? Yotei: it’s shitty camera settings with a famous film director name attached 🙂

I love connecting to wifi

Game show where basic computer questions (“what is a jpeg”) are asked to boomer and zoomer contestants

Donkey Kong don’t need a skilltree

Liking Doom Dark Ages so far but the dragon riding levels STINK. How do you turn the fantasy of riding a dragon around into a motionless simon says dodging mini game???

Plz no more: Roguelikes Metroidvanias Soulslikes Deckbuilders Thx!

If i were Santa, instead of making a naughty/nice list i would instead implement a child tier list for all the children in the world

For me, personally? I like games that are fun to play

I miss when AI just referred to the guys I shoot at in FPSs

I love getting paychecks but not as much as i love getting told i did a good job by my boss who makes 4x more than me 🙂

Me sowing: omg This enemy idea is so cool Me reaping: omg i hate programming i hate animation trees i hate game development #gamedesign #indiedev

Dear indie devs: no more games with “void” in the title. Thanks

I love me some indie games but I’m so incredibly sick of “defeat a room of guys, pick 1 of 3 upgrades “.

My next game will be a 4th person shooter #indiegames #gamedev #gamedesign

Kelp Keeper is a part of #SteamNextFest ! Become a sea otter and gobble up every creature in the kelp forest in this cute and intense bullet hell arcade game! #IndieGame #NextFest store.steampowered.com/app/2669720/...

Kind of going back and forth playing Ninja Gaiden 1 Sigma and NG2 black and maybe it’s just because of how they retuned the enemy balance in re-releases of 2, but I’m liking NG1 way better? NG2B has so many random small encounters and weird spawning…

“I’m a bit of a rebel” - as i put my frozen pizza into oven before it finished preheating

Just got freindzoned by the weather 😩

WIP of new level: Bigger levels needed a way for players to keep their combos going. So we added in air bubbles that don't just refill their grab meter but give them a quick speed boost as well! Just make sure to look where you're going! #screenshotsaturday #indiegame #indiedev #kelpkeeper #Gamedev

Please recommend me cool fun indie action games with short play sessions 🙂

Actually I think paying taxes is fun

I love working on my game but I HATE recording footage/clips for marketing 😩😩😩

In #KelpKeeper you can grab as many enemies as you want and eat them all at once for a huge combo. Just be sure to eat them before your grab meter runs out! #ScreenshotSaturday #Indiegame #GameDesign #PixelArt #UnityEngine

Another day, another classic game remaster with zero respect for preserving the original version and vision of the game #ninjagaiden #ng2

1 2 Switch 2 where u at

HUGE VIDEO GAME NEWS LEAK🚨🚨🚨: I have it on good authority from a contact inside the industry that a NEW CALL OF DUTY will be releasing FALL 2025!!! ‼️‼️

waaaaay too many people in the middle imo

They should make bowling shoes that are regular shoes 💡

If you think games that exist are good, just wait until you see the games that are just ideas in my head and will never get made! #gamedev #gamedesign

We got sharks. They are mean. Yes, you can eat them. #kelpkeeper #indiegame #indiedev #Gamedev

Spider-Man 2 on UMD

I’ve heard of Luigi’s Mansion but Luigi’s Manifesto?!

@murderxbryan.bsky.social I just met a 17yo kid that is selling off his 200 piece funko pop collection one at a time for like $40-$80 a pop. Plz do an episode on these guys (funkopop guys)