In summation, he should be uninvited and disappeared. Got it!

So you bought concert tickets to see one of your favorite artists and invited the person you’re dating to go with you. They accept the invite but are unfamiliar with the artist so they say they’ll just wear earphones. Would you uninvite them or just deal with it?

Just bought tickets for Josh Johnson’s show and I’m so excited.

I can’t sleep! 😩

Justice for Nolan Wells!

One of my favorite videos of all time! “But you can’t do it! And you can’t do this—on concrete!”

These niggas were still doing fireworks at almost 2am 😡

I love my people but this is not our holiday. Wrap this shit up in the next 30mins.

With the way some of these “fireworks” are sounding, I need a bunker.

I feel so bad for dogs and veterans every July 4th.

Ayo Edebiri is gorgeous. I wonder what she’s into.

Just did a rinse on my locs and um…I think I made a mess…on my body… This is only a preview but I look like a zebra!

I don’t feel very good ☹️

Welp! Got #14 checked off earlier this year. Numbers 1, 3, and 15 might be next.

“Put it in reverse, Terry!”

Using today for laundry, housecleaning, and maybe some day drinking. I’ll take some bbq if anybody’s cooking but I don’t see shit to celebrate around this bitch.

For these little bitches to have so much pride in being terrorists, why don’t they show their faces? We’d love to see those special little faces behind those crisp polo shirts and khakis. Go hard or go home, babes.

Some of these dudes are bitches.

And yet, the whites still love him.

Update: I finally saw one yesterday. I was so excited. My friend/neighbor immediately killed it. I am still upset.

A tent not too far from me is selling fireworks buy 1 get 5 free. I am HOT. I’ll be hearing them until Kwanzaa.

Bernie Mac don’t have no business being dead.

Did Serena win? I didn’t get to finish watching.

Started a new job this morning. I want to be excited but I feel like I’m starting all over again. I’m kinda bummed.

Bow Wow’s Tiny Desk comes out on Sunday. I am SO excited!

So angry with this country’s healthcare system. I was denied a refill of my ADHD/Anxiety meds by my psychiatrist because I haven’t been able to see him since January due to losing my job and being uninsured. They don’t give a fuck about peoples’ wellbeing. Not even the care providers.

I haven’t given any (see gif) in a long while. You ladies are just out here switching those thick thighs and fat asses, and I am simply no better than a man. I am out here salivating! Black women, I love y’all so much.

Thank you #blacksky so much for your continued support. I definitely could not do this without the support & generosity of people like you. I’m a veteran teacher going into my 41st year & I am hoping to get pencils & expo markers for my classroom in rural SC. www.walmart.com/registry/tr/...

This espresso has me jittering like a fiend.

Y’all. I slipped on a banana peel this morning lol I didn’t fall but that shit is real as fuck 😂

Thank you all for your responses and recommendations! I’ll be reaching out to folks shortly.

Cousins, I’m looking for a Black graphic designer to design my business logo. Are any of you interested? I’m paying, of course.

To beat an enemy you must know him and Black people know this enemy. We have been fighting him the longest, single handedly, beat him back for a while, and the minute we let go of the reigns just a little he came roaring back.

I just can’t stop being sleepy.

Let me just say this—I love the Lord, I do. But kids should never be sick, starving, nor dying. Never. It’s just that simple.

Because they’re not bright. They don’t wanna shine and look youthful (and cancer-free) like us.

Whatever happened to lightning bugs/fireflies? I feel like I haven’t seen them in years 🤔

People drive like pure assholes in durangos.

Side note: Fuck Loving Day! And fuck Clarence Thomas too!

Excuse my Black ass pardon?! Was this recent? Now I have to go Google things.

Imagine a world where the Europeans stayed in Europe.

Karmelo Anthony was failed. Carmen Carmack-Belton was failed. The justice system doesn’t care about our Black kids.

All due respect to Mrs.Obama, Barack is fine as FUCK!

First of all, that face is photoshopped onto somebody else’s head/body. Secondly, fucking yuck.

I honestly never know what day it is anymore. You mean to tell me that today isn’t Wednesday?

I just wanna meet a nice, beautiful woman (with big breasts that I can nap in) and settle down. I don’t think I’m asking for too much.

Wear your sunscreen every day, my people! This is what I wear daily.

You can never go wrong with orange flavored things—even though it all tastes like the color and not the fruit.

I want to perfect my stroke. What exercises can I do besides pelvic thrusts to help me out?