ooo she sounds smart and hot wonder if she has a name!!!

fell for it again award

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh apnews.com/article/mahm...

president tweeted "no hot dog" and i lost $5 trillion dollars but today he tweet "hot dog back" and i got 5 trillion hot dog

todays western kabuki fantasy line go down stock draft winner was funko pops. trump take plastic treats

30 years ago a professor explained tariffs to me as “economic sanctions a country puts on itself” and that stuck with me.

No, the Democratic Party isn't losing because it's Too Woke:

I know signing up to vote for something is a pain in the ass. However, I've never won an award like this and I have a good shot. The Man Who Destroyed Google Search truly IS the best business podcast episode of the year. We must also defeat Scott Galloway. vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting...

Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect theonion.com/musk-signals...

lamKEK

im going on trans podcasts that make pokemon fuck lists

crazy part about ubisoft dunk is this might be the first time majority of people were ever on ubisofts side and that dunking on elon musk is a valid and beneficial business strategy

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Among the material devastation to everyday people, Senate Dems have now blown a hole in their ability to work with the House. We had an agreed upon plan, House took immense risk, then Senate turned around midway and destroyed it w/ a fear-based, inexplicable abdication. They own what happens next.

this post is the best encapsulation of what it’s like watching DOGE play out in our government, but the part people seem to miss is that all of this isn’t a mistake they want to destroy the functionality of the government in this way so they can pick up the pieces in their back pocket

RWBY is such a weird franchise from a marketing lens because anytime it interacts with anything, it dies Its own studio: dead BlazBlue: adds RWBY characters, no new games since 2018 Multiversus: planned RWBY content, game dies It’s like an ancient Aztec Death Curse but for CGI Anime

NEW: A searing editorial in the The Kyiv Independent. “It’s time to say it plainly. America’s leadership has switched sides in the war. The American people have not, and they should speak up. “A president just disrespected America in the Oval Office. It wasn’t Zelensky.” @kyivindependent.com

Universes Beyond Is NOT The Problem...It's Universes Within. Video: youtu.be/nnb5dHdB8uc #MagicTheGathering

From who else but Nate Silver. Incredible work

“In November 2024, when their son was just two months old, Musk texted St Clair, “I want to knock you up again.” Just a few weeks ago, in early February, Musk told St Clair that the two “have a legion of kids to make.” Read my SCOOP!

🚨BREAKING: Federal Court GRANTS sweeping nationwide injunction against Trump DEI executive orders finding that they violate First and Fifth Amendments to the Constitution. A huge victory for @democracyforward.org and its clients. A stinging loss for Trump. Visit www.democracydocket.com for details.

catch me here all day jamming rakdos the muscle 💪

Having to do this in a reply to Elon bullshitting about the latest update to his anti-woke chatbot… bleak

im sorry but video games just aren’t profitable….. call of duty only made ceo doug duty 20000000 dollars this year so you can see why we have to fire everybody

NEW: Pregnancy became far more dangerous in Texas after the state banned abortion, according to ProPublica’s first-of-its-kind analysis, which found the sepsis rate for women hospitalized as they miscarried in the 2nd trimester shot up by more than 50%. https://propub.li/43487Tj

i love when people get really mad about not understanding a joke and then when they realize are just like “oops” lol

republicans are straight up just going for this

How to stop the rich from taking your house www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITg2...

turns out running the government like twitter costs hundreds of dead bodies within 10 days

Trump To Victims’ Families: ‘I’m Doing Everything Possible To Resegregate Flight Schools’ theonion.com/trump-t...

Let me get this straight. Petro calls for dignified transit. Trump threatens tariffs. Petro smacks Trump in a post threatening his own higher tariffs. And Trump agrees to what Petro asked for. And yet NYT is calling this *Petro* backing down?

i have been following politics for 15 years, started when i was 14, because i was a transgender bisexual teen in a world where christians went on every news channel using the bible to explain why we don’t deserve rights or respect. not much has changed so i will continue to hyperfix about politics

Thought UnitedHealthcare couldn’t get more awful? They’ve gone villain mode | Arwa Mahdawi

being a faggot is the greatest joy of my life

$44 billion dollars to basically become an old school internet forum power-tripping mod that burns their forum to the ground. Anyone born in the 80s and 90s who used the internet growing up knows exactly what kind of person Musk is.

disable this bad boy in ublock to get the show rolling again

Luigi Mangione’s fellow prisoners yelled “Luigi’s conditions suck” and “Free Luigi” from their cells in Pennsylvania during an interview: www.newsnationnow.com/banfield/lui...

The poster isn’t on bluesky so screenshotting but this is definitely one of the more evil UHC stories I’ve seen.

I HATE IT HERE

Genuinely fuck HBO for not only re-booting the entire Harry Potter series but refusing to distance themselves from JK Rowling when she's going this off the rails daily

The idea of “social murder” is super useful, and we need to get comfortable using it. Engels is the best, man - reading him feels like finally acknowledging the obvious reality everyone wants you to ignore

This is the dumbest thing and grossly misrepresents Bluesky www.telegraph.co.uk/us/comment/2...

“Engineers who designed virtual nurses or AI therapists often told me their technology was ‘better than nothing,’ particularly useful for low-income people who can’t catch the attention of busy nurses in community clinics, for example, or who can’t afford therapy.”

i genuinely think that adults who still cannot wrap their heads around the innate violence of institutions like health insurance companies or banks are like, comparable to toddlers who lack object permanence. if you dont forcibly kill someone right in front of their eyes, they dont see the violence

The CEO of an amoral health insurance company has been assassinated, leading to celebrations from an angry populace, moral debates, and a citywide manhunt. Critics are calling it "preachy Oscar bait that wades into heady topics without much to say about them". 49% on Rotten Tomatoes.

This pearl clutching by the MSM is so predictable. Read my full piece here: www.usermag.co/p/yes-we-wan...

this only suggests to me that everyone needs to keep being meaner to those in power. the wealthy elite need to be scared