People who have not constructed sh!t should never give constructive criticism. Bye.

No matter how much I respect the writer, if they are male-identified and write about the female psyche all I hear is mansplaining

Are we ready for this situation in the middle of January, friends?!

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First day of Venus in Sagittarius (my 6th house aka house of health) and I had dental work done at a dentist office called VENUS. Can’t make this up.

I was on a 10 hour flight yesterday and on the flight I was looking at charts on my phone app (as one does). A flight attendant clocked me. Turns out she’s studying with a known German astrologer. We had a sweet chat about it. She was a Sagittarius. Ofc ✈️♐️

This new moon is hitting the same nerve the new moon in Scorpio of November, 2020. Why? Because Jupiter was in late Capricorn then which is opposite where it’s today. Here’s the good news: back then you were disadvantaged in some way but today is the redemption you have been waiting for.

It’s the time of year when I give myself a burn hickey with my curling iron and nobody believes me

“The last meme on your phone is the reason why you’re not going to heaven”

Calling in my people well versed in the magic of animal medicine - what is this praying mantis telling me today

This Venus conjunction with the SN really sucked and almost took me down. But hear me out: good company that you enjoy, good drinks and good food is the meaning of life. If you can get that, everything else is gravy.

My SR Asc this year is Libra and just in the first two months of it I’ve spent more money on make up than in the past 5 years combined

My south node solar eclipse moment already happened and it was my 10 y.o. niece telling me I’m cringe #demotedAunt

Astrology readings are about the power of being deeply seen by another. In March 2019 I had my chart read by Stephen Forrest. In person, no less. He told me: “you’re 10 feet deep, so don’t settle for ‘6-foot people’. You are a healer of hearts, psyches and souls.”

Eclipse is on my Ic which happens to be in my 3H and I hurt my back at the gym (again) so now on bed rest. Oh, and my car battery died. Lol. Hello universe, hear you loud and clear 🥰

June is my favorite month of the year, because it’s my birthday month. August is my second favorite month of the year because of tomatoes and peaches 🍅🍑

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

Watch for the house where Pluto is located in your chart - you’ll uncover the area of your life where you find yourself “losing it”. Ie. 2H self sustenance, 4H home/private matters, 7H relationships etc. ur goal is to bring intention, mindfulness & awareness vs ignoring it until it blows up

Them: Why do you look like sh!t this morning? Me: the full moon last night was on my Venus

That mars ingress was so loud it made my world shake a little

We are all haunted

Happy new moon in Leo. May you command attention like a feline 🦁

This sounds lovely and very useful

Yes, every single mercury ruled person I know does this

This is actually not that far fetched. Ideas keep looking for an available vessel. Liz Gilbert wrote in Big Magic about getting the inspiration for a book she didn’t have time to write and Anne Patchett published it few years later in …(I think it was State of Wonder)

The most Jupiter conjunct new moon in cancer thing you will see in your TL today

It’s 9 PM and I’m going to the gym, please clap

I love Dua Lipa’s chart. Domiciled moon, sun, mercury and Jupiter. Ruled by domiciled Mercury in the 4th: she made her “big breaks” while at home: first by recording herself on YT in 2011 and then launching her first #1 album literally from her kitchen during the pandemic…. Her Venus is cazimi and-

There is one saying that US Americans love to say that truly rubs me the wrong way and it’s God is Good. First of all, no. Second of all, what does that even mean?!

One of the signs yesterday at the protests read “if Kamala were president we’d be at brunch”. It made me realize that nothing radical happens at brunch. The US has major issues that have needed fixing and we are fixing them now. By not being at brunch.

I finally caved and upgraded my iPhone 12 and my new iPhone has “eye tracking” and I’m obsessed

The world ain’t seen launches by astrologers the way they are this month 😂

Immigrants are the salt of the earth. They leave everything they know…to chase opportunity. They start from scratch. Work twice as hard. Carry entire generations on their backs.

I just fried some artichokes, eggplant and shiitake mushrooms. The world might be going to hell in a handbasket but I’m eating well

My 14yo nephew’s last day of elementary school today and they had the younger kids throw rose petals as they walked down the stairs for their send off. ROSE PETALS. And live music. I love when the benefics are working overtime. 🥹

Happy Jupiter in Cancer all! Buckle up!

"History never repeats itself, but the kaleidoscopic combinations of the pictured present often seem to be constructed out of the broken fragments of antique legends." Mark Twain, “The Gilded Age: A Tale of To-Day” (1874 ed.)

Max elongation of Venus on the day she’s on top of my Moon/chart ruler, while I’m in a Venus profection year and tomorrow I’m flying in Italy for the first time in my life, the most Venusian of all places. I love when astrology astrologizes hard like this.

This is an inspiring website if you identify with Pallas Athene or Minerva in your astrology chart. Owls in Towels🦉 owlsintowels.org

loved this!!!

There are so many ways to parse Saturn's transit through Aries... I've teamed up with a fellow body/energy worker to understand how might intentionally use Saturn's transit through the first sign of the zodiac to help us "re-pot" ourselves.

My new Substack on Saturn in Aries (again) on weaving and a nifty take on Angular Trigons i heard from @ddamascenaa.bsky.social recently , and rising sign horoscopes. 🧵 Read it here: open.substack.com/pub/astrowit...

I don’t always have good dreams but when I do it’s always with Obama. He shows up and we are best of friends and it’s amazing. Last night he showed up and each time i woke up and fell back asleep, the dream continued. It was lovely.

Zero sleeps until Saturn enters Aries

This whole thread is a reminder that rabbit holes are practically a job hazard for astrologers.

Bless

So excited for Saturn in my 10th where my moon is

Mars has been Marsing me this year you guys. He’s hovering over my LOY right now and this week was aggressive and a lot of it has been in my head, as commonly is with our species

Jupiter in Gemini, is that you? www.newscientist.com/article/2479...