I spent a lot of time trying to anticipate what my SN in early Aries will feel like this specific month. Now that I’m here, it feels like I’ve been fighting battles all my life that all of a sudden everyone is fighting for..

Them: what do you do for fun? Me: I do everything for fun. If I can’t find the fun in it, I find something else to do.

“Guess Their Sign” Aries stellium time of year edition: My neighbor fell yesterday and broke her hip. This is her text to me this morning. Guess her sign:

The moon is void for the rest of the day. Her last convo was a standoff with the god of war, so she has a lot to integrate. She’s resting and so should you. What did you pick a fight with earlier today without meaning to?

This Chiron/Venus on my moon transit feels like the world’s tiniest violins got bigger and now they’re trampling me.

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So, do we think the world will be a better place or worse in ten years? Asking for a friend.

One thing about terrible transits is that you don’t realize how truly terrible they are until they are gone. The last 6 years were so freaking heavy for me and now that I’m taking stock and staring at my chart it was Saturn all along.

The moon is now void until 4:16 PM PST tomorrow, Monday the 16th. That’s almost 24 hours of void moon until she enters Pisces which is the territory of the new moon on Wednesday.

You guys, this Jupiter station is also my exact Jupiter return and I’ve been feeling like I need to throw up all day. In case you were wondering.

In other miscellaneous Mercury retrograde news, the CEO of Kickstarter has been watching my instagram stories

12:34am EST: Retrograde Mercury conjunct Venus at 22 degrees, 15 minutes Pisces. A quick kiss on the way out the door. Venus wishes Mercury good luck on his retrograde journey, and he promises her that he will bring back the elixir.

When you have an argument with someone and you check their chart afterwards and see you’re the Mars transit over their Moon 🥴

Question for my practicing astrologer friends: do you find that natives with Moon or Venus in the 8th house struggle subjectively more wirhvits manifestations or natives with mars in the 8th? Why or why not?

The world: everything is Terrible. Jupiter in Cancer: aktschually

Someone on Threads said ChatGPT gives oracle deck vibes and Claude gives Tarot deck vibes and now I can’t unsee it.

Anti-AI outrage is really getting old. If you believe you have integrity and responsibility, then learn the tool. At this stage, participation = responsibility.

I did a solar return session for a dear friend today and it only reinforced what I already felt about 2026 & beyond. The Jupiter cazimi in July falls on the exact day she’s scheduled to take her bar exam. This is second career for her, deeply meaningful and written all over her chart.

Women are adopting AI at a 25% lower rate than men. Not because it’s harder for us but because we worry it feels like cheating. Let that sink in….

Creative process be like: 1. “This is terrible” 2. “Actually, I’m very good at this” No middle ground.

Mercury rules my 3rd house and this cazimi-fest is opposite my Mercury. I just had a really good shouting argument with my bro. #astrologergood in ways I need to weird an essay about (I might) The third house is about our earliest relational patterns and mine are intertwined with my brother.

Guess my friend’s sign :) 🥰

The way this post blew up on threads but is so chill here confirms my sense that I need to spend more time here on bluesky.

I was today years old when I learned Human Design was invented by a dude in Ibiza who had an 8-day trance download in the 80s and it all makes sense now.

I’ve gotten YouTube adds from the government telling me to download an app & self-deport myself. I’m a naturalized citizen& while I find it very eerie, I’m not afraid & actually think it’s laughable. Please know their only goal is to spread fear & panic. Be mindful what you repost-don’t help them.

Being constantly plugged in to the horror happening around the world and constantly commenting on/reposting it is NOT the same as helping with said horror.

My toxic habit in 2025 was not skipping the Kardashian short clips on YouTube and now that’s all I get

Yes, AI is overhyped in many ways but it is unwise to not use it experimentally in every aspect of your life

We don’t always get what we want, but we always get what we need.

People who have not constructed sh!t should never give constructive criticism. Bye.

No matter how much I respect the writer, if they are male-identified and write about the female psyche all I hear is mansplaining

Are we ready for this situation in the middle of January, friends?!

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First day of Venus in Sagittarius (my 6th house aka house of health) and I had dental work done at a dentist office called VENUS. Can’t make this up.

I was on a 10 hour flight yesterday and on the flight I was looking at charts on my phone app (as one does). A flight attendant clocked me. Turns out she’s studying with a known German astrologer. We had a sweet chat about it. She was a Sagittarius. Ofc ✈️♐️

This new moon is hitting the same nerve the new moon in Scorpio of November, 2020. Why? Because Jupiter was in late Capricorn then which is opposite where it’s today. Here’s the good news: back then you were disadvantaged in some way but today is the redemption you have been waiting for.

It’s the time of year when I give myself a burn hickey with my curling iron and nobody believes me

“The last meme on your phone is the reason why you’re not going to heaven”

Calling in my people well versed in the magic of animal medicine - what is this praying mantis telling me today

This Venus conjunction with the SN really sucked and almost took me down. But hear me out: good company that you enjoy, good drinks and good food is the meaning of life. If you can get that, everything else is gravy.

My SR Asc this year is Libra and just in the first two months of it I’ve spent more money on make up than in the past 5 years combined

My south node solar eclipse moment already happened and it was my 10 y.o. niece telling me I’m cringe #demotedAunt

Astrology readings are about the power of being deeply seen by another. In March 2019 I had my chart read by Stephen Forrest. In person, no less. He told me: “you’re 10 feet deep, so don’t settle for ‘6-foot people’. You are a healer of hearts, psyches and souls.”

Eclipse is on my Ic which happens to be in my 3H and I hurt my back at the gym (again) so now on bed rest. Oh, and my car battery died. Lol. Hello universe, hear you loud and clear 🥰

June is my favorite month of the year, because it’s my birthday month. August is my second favorite month of the year because of tomatoes and peaches 🍅🍑

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

Watch for the house where Pluto is located in your chart - you’ll uncover the area of your life where you find yourself “losing it”. Ie. 2H self sustenance, 4H home/private matters, 7H relationships etc. ur goal is to bring intention, mindfulness & awareness vs ignoring it until it blows up

Them: Why do you look like sh!t this morning? Me: the full moon last night was on my Venus

That mars ingress was so loud it made my world shake a little