Mercury joins Venus and Jupiter in cancer and the tears come…

Creating memories that feel good is like leaving soft kisses on the face of Earth.

A phrase that grinds me the wrong way: “I’m an open book”. What does that even mean? Are you saying you’re easy to read? What for? Are you saying you’re always open for anyone to get something great out of you? Like what? Why are you an open book and not, say, open house?

Flashdance is one of the best movies ever made. No notes.

Let’s play a game. I just sent an important email related to an upcoming event. The time is the outer ring. The inner ring is my current SR chart. What is the event about? Or what is the nature of it? Get creative. Maybe I’ll do a prize for the most accurate guess. 🤓

Having a Cancer Jupiter and Mercury in the first house is sometimes reading something I’ve written long ago and thinking “whoa I said that”? Jupiter be Jupitering hard through me sometimes. Dude has points to make

The house cleaners are coming on Friday, so time to start cleaning up

One thing you can count on is your fling from 25 years ago to keep checking your linkedin 🥴

Happy Venus in Cancer to all who celebrate!

Of all the aspects, fixed squares are the wildest. Nothing like a Taurus placement to piss off a Leo placement to piss off a Scorpio placement to piss off an Aqua placement to piss off a Taurus placement. Dear god.

Being a woman is truly a privilege of a lifetime. No notes.

If you don’t know who you are or what you stand for, both AI and people who know AI will fill in the gap for you. I’m not an alarmist, but I do care about people. Knowing yourself has never been more urgent.

My current SR chart features a Taurus Venus in the SR 8th house and Mercury, my current timelord, is on top of it today and I just finished a day of volunteering for a local trail preservation foundation. Sometimes astrology is just that literal.

as i’m wrapping up a 12th house year i’ve been reflecting a lot on the journey of “completeness” & becoming “whole”. what we mean when we say we are “whole” & not “broken” is that we possess both the poison & the antidote inside us. our life journey is the journey of activating the antidote….

humanity is the most important thing we are here to be stewards of. astrologers have been reading the stars as a way to describe what’s human since before humans have had the words for it. that skill is so needed now in this age of AI:

Ai has limitations. People don’t. If you are blaming AI for people doing bad things, you’re letting people off the hook too easily.

This is your 🚨 *LONG-ASS MALEFIC ENCLOSURE ALERT* 🚨 (GMT/UT) so try not to overdo it during this window, keep hydrated and hold fire on starting anything new that’s important to you. Saturn in Aries is ruling both Capricorn and Aquarius portions, so it might feel quite uncomfortable…

The universe gives you endless chances to live out the promise of your natal chart. You just need to keep going

Repeat after me: I will not argue with people on the internet.

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I am wildly unsurprised so many men use an environmental disaster machine built on creative theft just to make it a woman who fawns over him. Wow. This is my shocked face.

Mars square my natal Jupiter this week, ruler of my 6th house and I found out my 15yo cat is deaf. There’s a special kind of grief finding out your animal will never hear your voice again. It’s hard to put in words💔

What is something you see people accept as a statement of fact but is fundementally wrong? I’ll go first: People thinking eating salads is the only way to eat healthy.

I spent a lot of time trying to anticipate what my SN in early Aries will feel like this specific month. Now that I’m here, it feels like I’ve been fighting battles all my life that all of a sudden everyone is fighting for..

Them: what do you do for fun? Me: I do everything for fun. If I can’t find the fun in it, I find something else to do.

“Guess Their Sign” Aries stellium time of year edition: My neighbor fell yesterday and broke her hip. This is her text to me this morning. Guess her sign:

The moon is void for the rest of the day. Her last convo was a standoff with the god of war, so she has a lot to integrate. She’s resting and so should you. What did you pick a fight with earlier today without meaning to?

This Chiron/Venus on my moon transit feels like the world’s tiniest violins got bigger and now they’re trampling me.

The most personal and most important Substack I have written to date. Read it here: open.substack.com/pub/astrowit...

So, do we think the world will be a better place or worse in ten years? Asking for a friend.

One thing about terrible transits is that you don’t realize how truly terrible they are until they are gone. The last 6 years were so freaking heavy for me and now that I’m taking stock and staring at my chart it was Saturn all along.

The moon is now void until 4:16 PM PST tomorrow, Monday the 16th. That’s almost 24 hours of void moon until she enters Pisces which is the territory of the new moon on Wednesday.

You guys, this Jupiter station is also my exact Jupiter return and I’ve been feeling like I need to throw up all day. In case you were wondering.

In other miscellaneous Mercury retrograde news, the CEO of Kickstarter has been watching my instagram stories

12:34am EST: Retrograde Mercury conjunct Venus at 22 degrees, 15 minutes Pisces. A quick kiss on the way out the door. Venus wishes Mercury good luck on his retrograde journey, and he promises her that he will bring back the elixir.

When you have an argument with someone and you check their chart afterwards and see you’re the Mars transit over their Moon 🥴

Question for my practicing astrologer friends: do you find that natives with Moon or Venus in the 8th house struggle subjectively more wirhvits manifestations or natives with mars in the 8th? Why or why not?

The world: everything is Terrible. Jupiter in Cancer: aktschually

Someone on Threads said ChatGPT gives oracle deck vibes and Claude gives Tarot deck vibes and now I can’t unsee it.

Anti-AI outrage is really getting old. If you believe you have integrity and responsibility, then learn the tool. At this stage, participation = responsibility.

I did a solar return session for a dear friend today and it only reinforced what I already felt about 2026 & beyond. The Jupiter cazimi in July falls on the exact day she’s scheduled to take her bar exam. This is second career for her, deeply meaningful and written all over her chart.

Women are adopting AI at a 25% lower rate than men. Not because it’s harder for us but because we worry it feels like cheating. Let that sink in….

Creative process be like: 1. “This is terrible” 2. “Actually, I’m very good at this” No middle ground.

Mercury rules my 3rd house and this cazimi-fest is opposite my Mercury. I just had a really good shouting argument with my bro. #astrologergood in ways I need to weird an essay about (I might) The third house is about our earliest relational patterns and mine are intertwined with my brother.

Guess my friend’s sign :) 🥰

The way this post blew up on threads but is so chill here confirms my sense that I need to spend more time here on bluesky.

I was today years old when I learned Human Design was invented by a dude in Ibiza who had an 8-day trance download in the 80s and it all makes sense now.

I’ve gotten YouTube adds from the government telling me to download an app & self-deport myself. I’m a naturalized citizen& while I find it very eerie, I’m not afraid & actually think it’s laughable. Please know their only goal is to spread fear & panic. Be mindful what you repost-don’t help them.

Being constantly plugged in to the horror happening around the world and constantly commenting on/reposting it is NOT the same as helping with said horror.

My toxic habit in 2025 was not skipping the Kardashian short clips on YouTube and now that’s all I get