On this day of nationwide protests, I just want to reassure a couple of teams: We don't mean you!!

Just saw this pic, and had a realization...I don't think an X-Wing fired a single shot in this movie. Am I right?

Just realized that I doomscroll through these posts until I find one that makes me laugh or smile, then I immediately bail out. Ending on a high note seems to work! 😁

Fitzgerald nailed social media in The Great Gatsby: As I started my motor Daisy peremptorily called: "Wait! We heard you were engaged." "It's libel. I'm too poor." "But we heard it," insisted Daisy. "We heard it from three people, so it must be true."

Watching Rory McIlroy walk to the clubhouse after his win was like watching pure joy.

I love seeing other senators support Booker by asking him long questions that give him a chance to catch his breath. Great teamwork!

Was checking out lists of films that should never be remade. As expected, The Godfather and The Wizard of Oz made everyone's list. So did Jaws and The Shawshank Redemption, which thrilled me. But NOBODY listed Star Wars. ???

The T-shirt most likely to get you beaten up in high school.

Hope they're having a helluva cast party.

Hey authors! How about a round of "Show vs. Tell," but with song titles? I'll start: Show: Tears on My Pillow Tell: The Breakup Song

I've decided I'm gonna refer to the next four years as the Color Wheel years, because blue is always opposite orange.

After all my recent follows, I feel a little pressure to post some content. So...uhhh...here's my cat!

Just followed a bunch of new people, and I have to say: If your profiles are any indication, y'all would make the best cocktail party guest list ever!

Just found out that Oscar Hammerstein's full name was Oscar Greeley Clendenning Hammerstein II. I both do and don't understand why we don't make names that cool any more.

Salted dark chocolate should have happened so much sooner.

I get that we're doomed to forget the lessons of history. But forgetting them when the people who remember them are still alive is just embarrassing.

"Because maybe." We keep so much useless junk in our house because we might need it someday. From now on, if the only reason we're keeping it is "because maybe," out it goes!!

So, this is new: If I try to read text in dark mode for longer than, like, 30 seconds, I get an ocular migraine. Please tell me I'm not alone with this freakish malady!

Just saw that Wicked has a 99% positive audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes and I could not be giddier.

This is a pretty damned good way to start a morning.

Got a good word for a group of people? "Guys" feels too dude-focused. "Y'all" is cool, but I'm Californian so I can't pull it off. "Peeps" sounds dated. "Team" sounds like I work in HR. "Gang" sounds like we're eight. "Crew" sounds like we're pirates. ??

Saying you've done the laundry because you threw a load in the washer is like saying you climbed Mt. Everest because you put on a pair of hiking boots.

AI will cause us to doubt everything we see and hear, and will create the most cynical generation in history. Or is that just me being cynical? Dear God, it's started already!!

Unilever is selling Ben & Jerry's. Maybe it's good the company that makes soap, mayonnaise, Pepsodent and Vaseline isn't making your ice cream any more.

Her husband left her $1 Billion in stock. She gave it all to this college. Now their students will pay no tuition...in perpetuity. Sometimes, humans really are spectacular creatures. youtu.be/cMoNp63jg70?...