My 22 Under 22 is Dado 20 times and then Ender and Gidi.

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My wife: We’re going to see Les Mis. Me: (never heard of musicals) What’s that about, a mom and daughter who live together in squalor despite being from a rich family, and one act is when the daughter’s fiancé died in WWII, and there’s a song by the cats? My wife: hysterical laughter

CP10 blowing up the notion that you've got to be smart to be good at chess.

I can’t recommend the New Yorker profile of Patti LuPone enough. Bangers only! www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

I asked grok to prepare a ranking of total team transfer spend in the last transfer window and if this is true it's got massive implications for the game tomorrow.

They should give Lena Dunham the next Star War

“In the real world, the world of cause and effect, when we tear down the best among us and provide bogus reasons for why we did it, reality will eventually come for us,” writes the author George Saunders about the firing of Dr. Carla Hayden, who was the librarian of Congress.

Huge respect to Kei Kamara for mentioning the FC winning the USL in his first media availability.

Noonan wearing bench camouflage tonight. A Milton man is neither seen nor heard.

Happy Matchday! The actresses who played Diana and Natalie were excellent but the dad had egregious “English guy doing American accent” going on. youtu.be/y0fk5goZ-0k

This is the equivalent of Deborah Vance finally getting to host Late Night.

New pope is a dual nat who qualifies as a domestic/homegrown but was seasoned in a South American system. Great pickup.

Question. FIFA passed a rule allowing federations to establish an “exceptional additional registration period” ahead of the Club World Cup from 6/1 to 6/10. The release said it would apply to “all affiliated clubs” within a federation. Have USSF or MLS announced anything on this yet?

Debunking rumors my 50-year-younger girlfriend is an escort by calling our relationship "personal and professional."

MLS could defuse about 95 percent of the complaints about the "discovery list" by changing its name.

Very curious about the numbers on these rebroadcasts. Triple digits? Double?

A reincarnated Dedra would have been so much scarier than a reincarnated Emperor in Rise of Skywalker.

Gotta love whenever Laurel drops the context parenthetical.

Brian White is such a legend

Joke's on this guy Muller's going to Cincinnati in June.

Really loved this question! I have confirmed with MLS that it is 11:59pm CT in the U.S. tonight, but it's ET for Canadian teams. I imagine that will change next year, as I noticed that an official USSF comms release this week came with an Atlanta dateline...

People don’t really talk about Cloud Atlas anymore. That’s a movie.

(Soccer tweet incoming) What do you mean Orville Peck is playing the Emcee in Cabaret

Gotta say. It feels kinda bad to pull up MLS After Dark and then suddenly Hugo Lloris is playing behind Aaron Long.

Daily Mail reporting The FC as the frontrunner for Muller, including (allegedly) holding his Discovery rights. www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba...

This guy is the best with words. He has all the best words.

Agreed. Tired of the league constantly plastering Jeff Berding everywhere.

People are learning about trade deficits right now in part because the Giants beat the Browns on a 49-yard field goal in bad weather in 1958.

Found a new soccer-related stock reaction.

Liminal spaces like waiting to order a drip coffee behind someone who got an espresso drink

I'm suggesting this as the official emoji sequence for a Corey Baird goal thanks.

Not sure I've seen this elsewhere, so: The USWNT is going to play Ireland on June 29 at TQL Stadium.

Interestingly, the current USL Championship CBA is only guaranteed through the end of this year (notice of termination is due by April 1), but the USL League One CBA is guaranteed through the end of 2027.

trips to Charlotte haven't been kind to #allforcincy recently and Saturday wasn't different. This week I broke down FCC's need to create better shots, Miles Robinson's passing, and issues with width in Pat Noonan's backup plan. open.substack.com/pub/preseaso...

Working on a country album. All I have so far is the line “I don’t know about left and right but I know what’s right and wrong.”

It’s matchday. Out of respect, please do not speak to me or my son.

Luca is so fucking good lol

Time for “the most exciting five minutes in hockey.”

Evergreen.

I really wish these guys would do even a tiny bit of research before writing clickbait about MLS. Over 220 players earned more than the max budget charge last year.

Lucho legit tried to get Albright fired lol. “Just different thoughts than the sporting director. We didn’t agree. One of us had to stay, and they decided he’d stay,” he said, letting a chuckle break through.

I would really like an MLS-specific immaculate grid game. I just want to remember some guys.

Doing everything you want to see except scoring never seen this before

Heard something potentially interesting.

Looked like offside in the buildup on the Tigres goal but this AR has been out of position all game.

Honestly? Sold.

Adrien Brody's Oscar last night brings the total Oscars for the cast of Angels in the Outfield (1994) to five: Brody (2) Matthew McConaughey (1) Brenda Fricker (1) Ben Johnson (1) Joseph Gordon-Levitt needs to up his game.