i'm tellin FACTS

HAHH? what time's it ( rubbing his eyes, it was a late night drinking his liver to pieces )

i'm WAY more charming than Shanks on ANY given day

He fumes as soon as he kisses it, as if the air fills his body entirely before it slowly leaves him again. Like a balloon man. Then, after holding his gaze for a long 3 seconds, Buggy shifts his eyes off to one side. Grumbling under his breath, something only Shanks can hear, ". . yeah you better"

He smiles softly for a good few seconds, gloved hands gently holding onto his open collar. "That's nice you're back! 🌺" Brows furrowing and a growl escaping painted lips. Grabbing and yanking him closer till the red nose pushes against his. "WHERE. WERE YOU."

"Always Shanks. ."

sigh shanks. .

He makes a face at him, arms crossed over his chest but with knitted brows he leans forward as well. "Not very well, you owe me compensation like rent, for taking up headspace over all these years" Grumbling to himself, he looks to his face, looking for signs of any new scars. A glass eye. +

--- Ain't a thing, don't mention it! ( Lots of sparkly star stickers follow ) Knock em dead with those boots they were meant to kill 💕✨🔪 Signed, BUGGY

got no volume control and yes, ya did clowning is an artform ✨ can't engineer art can ya imagine an ai clown?? what's happenin to the world

oh hell no, he's been watching where his prick goes even if it sometimes had a mind of it's own what with the floating thing-- who is SHE? he likes her style!

( smooching his lips ) and what are we smilin about

CLOWNS CAN'T BE ENGINEEERED, IT'S A LEARNED SKILL AND ARTFORM

ain't no way, you'd have t'go back in time and cut me outta my poor mother's womb girlie

I'll still be a menace, mark my words ⭐

Uh huh.. yeah, you're a pretty girl! Got that long flowin hair and the confidence to wear a hanky over your tits all the time. I admire it ⭐

as if i don't already got chunksa my brain missin, ya think a lobotomy's gonna fix anything

never found somethn more relatable 💧 ( deflating balloon noises )

Uhhhh is this a trick question. . You about to call me a sick old man or somethn else ?

Well I wasn't talkin to ya, I said misfits and UGLY FOLKS You're a pretty girl in her early twenties for fuck's sake

We got one animal Unless you be countin the ANIMAL IN THE SHEETS H AHAHAHAHA

Hey! I read! I gotta vocabulary yanno, my grammar ain't great but who cares about grammar anywho

// tbh i just want to say this one cardinal thing: on the internet, lying about your identity when someone has stated publicly they dont want to interact with you-- is wrong, dont do that, it's just wrong whether you did something small or big or horrible or just not that bad-- +

what's that supposed ta mean, don't be callin me stupid croccy 😔

reminder that if you're a defect, a REJECT of human society YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN THE BUGGY PIRATES ✨ ✨ i know what it's like to have the world turn its back on you, SCREW EM, WE SURVIVE AND THEN WE THRIVE BABY 🎪 🎪 ✨

// hi @larnehs.bsky.social ! I just found your op art feed and you're doing god's work here 💪 tysm for putting it together could you please add @boneheadbuggy.bsky.social to your feed, I'm so happy to see them on bsky !

the muzzle doesn't shut him up, but mihawk did make it special in a way where he can't get it off.

Happy Valentine's Day Buggy 💐❤️ (This is for my Buggyfest Valentine person, I included all of their favorite Buggy ships the best I could.)

Rolling his eyes heavily and muttering to himself he turns around fully then to face him. His hands clamp on the railing of his ship as he leans as far forward as possible without falling over. His volume turned to the highest most squeakiest pitch humanly possible. "OF COURSE YOU FORGOT. THAT'S+

// reminds shanks he's getting old. when they're the same age 😼👍🔪

"Oh hohoho! Coy! AS IF! You owe me Shanks. Don't think I've forgotten." What exactly did he owe him now? What could compensate him for their shared dream, and the life that was to follow. Crossing his arms against his chest, he just slightly turns his head. The shape of his nose just visible +

He was already grumbling to himself, back turned to the voice and the annoying face it belonged to. "FRIEND? Did my ears hear that right? I wonder who ye be referring to" Eyes closed to pace himself. Don't turn around. Don't look at him. Face to face, after so long. . Don't do it Buggy.

⫘⫘⫘⫘ ⋆༺𓆩☠︎︎𓆪༻⋆ ⫘⫘⫘⫘ “If anyone laughs at my partner, I’ll 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍 them.” #OPRP #Onepiecerp

red is just an unlucky color i shouldn't have worn this sash

( at the sight of the rapidly approaching sails of the ship, the clown captain turns on his heels to scream at the top of his lungs ) HARRRD TO STARBOARD YA LILY LIVERED BASTARDS, GET TO IT, WE'RE STEERING WELL OUTTA REACH OF THAT RED LADY OUT YONDER, STEP ON IT

( happily whistling to himself, the bracing sea air whipping at his face ) ( what's that on the horizon. is it a red bird? a red sea king? a red ship? a red ship. ) oh fUCk

|| 𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒌𝒔 。 One Piece Roleplay. Mature Content | MDNI Open for descriptive storylines and banter. Not new to verse or character. OC/Crossover friendly. Canon/Independent Portrayal. #Reckless

HEY you just stuck your little nose where it don't belong time for me to unceremoniously do the same-- ( his demeanour suddenly changes, brows knitted together softly, his voice lowered a tad. who knew the clown had a gentle uncle mode ) do ya have problems acceptin compliments? +

HONESTLY?? IT'S A SHIT SHOW! MY GOD! BUT IT'S THIS SHOW I WANT TO BE! THERE!

what a pal! i'll take ya up on that offer one o these days 🎠

TELL ME ABOUT IT, my IQ goin down by miles every second i hang out around here

i can respect that! you do you doflamingo 🦩

u h that was a rhetorical question but let's unpack that, move away from me for a second

Ain't you just the cutest

it's always heated, i got some o my head blown off a few times over the years, my nervous system's outta whack is all ( winks at her and smiles ) it ain't that serious

hah. . . where's that fuckin rum gone to

maybe i oughta accept it already, just read the letters and write some back maybe that's all we're going to be, old friends. . who write letters to each other

all of you sayin that about letters how would it feel to have, your best friend, someone you were attached to AT THE HIP, always always together, planned on dying together once upon a time and now you're pen pals!

yeah. . . . why