If the most impressive thing about your bf is that he's dating you - honey he aint the one

Nothing more disheartening then witnessing your baddie ass friend hella smitten over some lame ass dude with the personality of plain oatmeal

I love NOT wearing my glasses in the gym

What is with the baddies in pdx dating trolls like... thats your man? Ew lol

You're not asking for too much he's just a bitch

Stop dating men where their most interesting quality is that they're dating you

The bit where you've literally been handed all the cards yet choose to be a fuck up in an attempt to be different 🤯🤡

Hootin leads to hollerin

When you look up the definition for "slim thick" my full government name comes up - huh weirddd

Guys get so offended when you call them a boy like "I'm not a boy, I'm a man" You're actually a little bitch - I was just trying to be nice

Got alot of vag feel cocky

Wow for someone who thinks they know everything - you dont know youre gay?

Goofy, Gay & Dangerous 🏳️‍⚧️

Mr. Steal ur girl over here 😘🦋

Best part of my day is booing and bullying cybertrucks 🗣👎🏻

Goodnight from the eepiest boy

Hot yoga day with my love xx v sweaty 💦

New Vboy on Bluesky 🦋