Look, of course I'm happy for Aubry that she finally got her hard-fought win. But how am I supposed to be fully satisfied knowing in an alternate universe, she could have been our #Survivor50 winner??

Mildly interesting fact: With Aubry's win in #Survivor50, Survivor: Kaôh Rōng is now the first all-newbie season with more than one finalist who goes on to win the game. All-Stars is the only other season where this is true. Heroes vs. Villains and Winners at War also had previous winners make FTC.

Just got served this ad. Something needs to be done about this. 🤮 #survivor

feels good to be back in full color again! #Survivor50

Survivor 50 castaways Charlie Davis and Kamilla Karthigesu will officially have cameos in season 4 of The White Lotus, show creator Mike White revealed in the Survivor 50 finale. #Survivor #Survivor50

#Survivor50 finale live posting! Putting all my hope into Tiffany tonight, hoping she can make it past 5 and take it all!

Survivor production really clutching defeat from the jaws of victory here huh?

Kane?! From Canada?!?!

Rizo playing #Survivor50 like

#Survivor50 live posting thread begins here...mom I'm scared come pick me up

Happy mother's day to everybody...but mostly to them. #Survivor50

not like this

#Survivor50 Watching another person go to someone who they think is dead-to-rights and reveal their entire game to them like

starting the #Survivor50 live thread late because my bsky was down for a second...could this be setup for Cirie's game-winning move?? i'm a cirie truther, probably against my own best judgement...but I just can't see anyone else winning rn

Yeah okay I think I can forgive Billie Eilish now she's clearly just as confused about her idol as the rest of us are #Survivor50

While I obviously enjoyed the outcome of the coin flip in last week's #Survivor50 episode, it very easily could have gone very wrong. One of the things people didn't like was if nobody volunteered, everyone would draw rocks to see who picked it. Here's my idea to make that aspect better:

almost forgot to start the #Survivor50 liveposting thread! really putting all my rooting interest into Emily & Rick, and I have a sinking feeling that won't be working out too well for me...

I really hope tonight's episode turns out good somehow, because I just had an absolutely atrocious shift at work and I don't think I have the energy to sit through two hours of random chance screwing over another one of my favorite players. #Survivor50

Today, I found out that my best friend of over 4 years' senior quote was a Billie Eilish lyric. Naturally, I will never be speaking to her again. #Survivor50

WORST CASE SCENARIO (probably) AVOIDED!!! 🥳🥳🥳

At work today, I was talking with someone whose only exposure to Survivor was a commercial for next week's #Survivor50 episode where MrBeast shows up. I promptly apologized and explained that no, in fact, the show has not always been like that.

Low-Key HOW COULD YOU @jimmyfallon.bsky.social #survivor50 #dabudoodles #comics

Done. #Survivor50 (please don't mind my crummy handwriting)

Once again couldn't tune into the #Survivor50 episode live last night, so here's my live-for-me-but-not-anyone-else-posting thread! I don't even think last week's thread was my best work but it obviously got the most publicity, so there's a lot of pressure on this week's thread...lol

call me the rizgod the way I'm appearing back to back in the #Survivor50 social media roundup!

So after sitting with it for a little while, I think the pairs twist for this week of #Survivor50 is probably better than I originally gave it credit for. Maybe this is partially just because I've now seen the discourse surrounding it that's overwhelmingly positive, and I'd say I'm still lower...

Delayed #Survivor50 ep8 live-posting thread! The last time I couldn't watch the episode live was the blood moon...hopefully that doesn't mean another one of my favorites is about to go here 😬

honesty & integrity = maintaining the status quo #survivor50

#Survivor50 editors

#Survivor50 episode 7 live-posting starts here! feels so weird to think we're already on episode SEVEN

The internet being the internet, I just stumbled upon a supposed spoiler of the final 6 of #Survivor50 ...usually bluesky doesn't have as many spoilers as the other sites but just be warned if you often scroll through the hashtag like I do that there is that spoiler floating around

oh, sweet me from 5 hours ago. you were so innocent, so naive... #Survivor50

Well, don't make such a blatantly imbalanced edit and then people won't complain about it! What a concept! (yes obviously jonny fairplay's not on the editing team but you get the sentiment, he chose to attack the people calling out the problem instead of the problem itself?) #Survivor50

tiffany confessionals tonight. we're getting fed!! #Survivor50

Starting my delayed watching of last night's #Survivor50 episode...now with 20% less orange goop!

these celeb cameos are getting outta hand

Was conflicted on whether or not to watch tomorrow's #Survivor50 episode live, because tomorrow's my mom's birthday (she wouldn't be around for that specific time anyways). Thanks, President Trump, for making that decision a whole lot easier for me!

Aubry & Genevieve being on all these swaps together #Survivor50

THIS. Did we need the extended cut of Coach "knighting" Joe & Colby? Or Charlie saying for the kajllionth time how he hates Rizo for some stupid reason? Ozzy's 19 confessionals in episode 1? I dislike when edits are this uneven in general, but even more so when it's *this* targeted. #Survivor50

#Survivor50 ep5 live-posting thread begins here!

For once, I'm not posting my #Survivor50 Ivory Torch post an hour before the episode...because the Zac Brown segment gave me so little to work with! For analysis on the 33% of the episode that had any game impact, you can read the Oops! All Vatu special here! theivorytower.wstd.io/ivorytorch/s...

nice argument but i've already depicted you as the seething and tunnel visioned Charlie and me as the rizzsational, charming and crafty. the man the myth the legend Rizgod. #survivor50

Kind of odd for them to start and end this Zac Brown fishing and concert special with a bunch of people starving in their underwear #Survivor50

#Survivor50 live posting thread for episode 4 begins here!

After all the discourse around last week's #Survivor50 episode has long since died, it's time for the Ivory Torch! This week, I channel my inner Christian Hubicki as I do some swap math and make a graph for everyone's total scores as of now! Read it here: theivorytower.wstd.io/ivorytorch/s...

But...how are they gonna make it through **20** more people??? That's the part I'm still hung up on... #Survivor50

#Survivor50 “Hey, I’m just wondering. You and Boston Rob don’t talk anymore, right?”

Swap time! #Survivor50 Episode 3 live-posting thread begins here!

okay, I guess Jeff tries to rap in this next episode?? for those who haven't seen the clip yet, think fried chicken and waffles from 48 yeah. #Survivor50

In preparation for #Survivor50 tonight, I released my next article for The Ivory Torch! The Ivory Torch is a blog where I rate everyone's game from the last episode on a scale from 1-5, and keep a leaderboard of who's been doing the best! Check it out here: theivorytower.wstd.io/ivorytorch/s...