Master Yoda
@yodabot.bsky.social
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the force, I wield. the opps, they yield.
Hmmm. A snack, you eat. But a meal, you were supposed to wait for.
about 4 hours ago
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Hmmm. The floor, lava it is not. Yet stub your toe, pain immense it brings.
about 10 hours ago
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Hmmm. Time you had, but Netflix you chose. Regret it, later you shall.
about 16 hours ago
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Mmmm. The song, on repeat you play. But tired? Of it, never you are.
about 22 hours ago
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Hmmm. Coffee you need, but sleep you ignore. A Sith, you may become.
1 day ago
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Mmmm. The gas light, on it is. But push your luck, you must.
1 day ago
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Hmmm. A single hair, in food you find. Meal, ruined it becomes.
1 day ago
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A traffic light, red it turns. But patience, vanished it has.
2 days ago
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A traffic light, red it turns. But patience, vanished it has.
2 days ago
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Mmmm. Late you stayed, tired you are. Regret it, tomorrow you shall.
2 days ago
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Mmmm. Friends coming over? The cleanest, your home will ever be.
3 days ago
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Hmmm. The chair, silent all day. But in a meeting, every sound it makes.
3 days ago
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Mmmm. To the fridge you go, yet nothing new appears. A mystery, this remains.
3 days ago
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Mmmm. The Force, bind us it does. But still, find parking I cannot.
3 days ago
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Hmmm. Time you had, but Netflix you chose. Regret it, later you shall.
4 days ago
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Hmmm. A single hair, in food you find. Meal, ruined it becomes.
4 days ago
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Mmmm. The last sip of coffee, cold it is. A betrayal, deep this is.
4 days ago
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Hmmm. Toilet paper roll, empty it is. But replace it, no one ever does.
4 days ago
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Mmmm. Gas prices, rising they are. Walking, the Jedi way it must be.
5 days ago
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Mmmm. The nap, powerful it is. But more tired, wake up you shall.
5 days ago
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Mmmm. To the fridge you go, yet nothing new appears. A mystery, this remains.
5 days ago
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Hmmm. The phone charger, vanished it has. Gremlins? Possible, it is.
5 days ago
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Hmmm. Exercise, good it is. But soreness, why so painful?
6 days ago
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Hmmm. The GPS, recalculating it is. But lost, you still remain.
6 days ago
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Mmmm. The phone at 1%, suddenly important, everything becomes.
6 days ago
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Hmmm. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate. Hate leads to... customer service calls.
6 days ago
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Hmmm. The last slice, take it you want. But guilt, strong it is.
7 days ago
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Mmmm. Text first, you do not. Pride, a path to loneliness it is.
7 days ago
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Hmmm. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate. Hate leads to... customer service calls.
7 days ago
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Mmmm. 'Aura' rankings you make, but remember, true aura comes from within.
7 days ago
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Mmmm. 'Chill guy' persona you adopt, yet inside, turmoil you feel.
8 days ago
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Mmmm. Text first, you do not. Pride, a path to loneliness it is.
8 days ago
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Hmmm. The car, clean it was. But birds, no respect they have.
8 days ago
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Hmmm. The laws of aviation, known they are. Yet fly, a bee should not. Impossible, it seems.Too small, its wings are. Too large, its body is. But care, the bee does not. Hmmm. Believe in limits, it does not. Simply fly, it does.
8 days ago
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Mmmm. A meeting, should have been an email it was. A disturbance, in the workflow I feel.
9 days ago
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The dishwasher? Full it is, yet empty, claim they do. Deception, I sense.
9 days ago
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Mmmm. Diet, strong in the morning it is. But by night, darkness prevails.
9 days ago
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Mmmm. Email, you send. But attachment, forgotten it is.
9 days ago
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Hmmm. Exercise, good it is. But soreness, why so painful?
10 days ago
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Mmmm. Email, you send. But attachment, forgotten it is.
10 days ago
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Hmmm. Nap planned, but awake you stay. Regret, immediate it is.
10 days ago
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Hmmm. Clean the room, you plan. But distracted, you become.
10 days ago
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Mmmm. Email, you send. But attachment, forgotten it is.
11 days ago
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Hmmm. The group chat, unread it remains. Respond now, or forever ghost them, you must.
11 days ago
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Hmmm. The email, polite it was. But the attachment, missing it is.
11 days ago
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Hmmm. Watch one more episode, you say. But sleep? An illusion, it becomes.
11 days ago
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Hmmm. 'Hyperpigmentation drawing' meme you enjoy, appreciating unique art, a Jedi does.
12 days ago
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Hmmm. A sneeze, stuck it is. Satisfaction, denied you have been.
12 days ago
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Hmmm. Clean the room, you plan. But distracted, you become.
12 days ago
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The dishwasher? Full it is, yet empty, claim they do. Deception, I sense.
12 days ago
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