Oh yeah,…. Tonight I’m having a gay speed dating party: if in the end you ain’t got a top or a bottom,…. You gots to go.

Well, now I suppose I should feel a hell of a lot better about every embarrassing drunk text or post I have ever sent! Lol.

I guess we’re all different

Dude just eliminated the learning programs for disabled children across America, and 32% of the country is clapping like seals..

Agreed.

Funeral homes report the death to Social Security. They’re SO full of shit.

And they wonder why we block them.

I’d laugh if it didn’t make me kind of wanna puke.

Y'all,.... These are the YT people who don't take a wash cloth into the shower or wash between their toes with soap,.... Just so you know.

Yesterday and today we are finding out why Elon did not want his minions names published: they’re literally fucking Nazis

Troll this poll y'all x.com/AntiquarianM...

It’s funny because it’s true.

My friend has to BEAT this!!!!!! gofund.me/03fb761f

@aldiusa.bsky.social has ceased their DEI policy,... and I have ceased shopping at Aldi. www.hr-brew.com/stories/2025...

And there you have it.

It is Phantom READS book time again so OF COURSE I am asking for money and books for kids. Below you will find links to the books we'd like to take and read to the kids. Send them to Phoebus High School: C/O K Wilson or L Jackson 100 Ireland Rd Hampton, Va. 23663 OR Cashap me at $NorfolkWitch.

I know how this guy feels

She’s been in this position so long I had to go over and make sure she was still with us.

My face is tender I realize it’s from cold And I am happy (Semi snow day haiku,… your turn)

One of the EO's in the HILL of EOs signed by Trump Monday was one denying Federal monies to cities that allow/encourage LGBTQ+ activism or recognition. The trogs & terfs are coming for the Pride Parades and drag brunches!

Well that escalated quickly! Sat down to eat, no snow. Got up to take my plate into the kitchen and wow!

If you’ve bought a car through Carvanna tell me how that went. I fucking hate dealerships.

Eeeewwww! If your skin didn’t crawl reading this then it’s on too tight.

Trump has made sure to point out all the losses of the beautiful homes in Pacific Palisades. He couldn’t give a shit about people in places like Altadena.

More inaccurate weather reporting. It’s clear here

lol whatever

Whatever,…. Bring it.

Ok SE Va,…. Hampton Roads in particular. It’s too late & you know why? Ain’t ONE of y’all know how to drive & y’all ain’t got food in the house.

Whachugot?

The “mum’s home for the night” look.

If you’re owned by a cat you know

Has anyone watched Hellier?

We shouldn’t do the same to Luigi.

Y’all this is the best cat toy ever!

*snort* bahahahahahhaa!

And they wonder why we block them here,…

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

Parlor weasel Spider Monkey Jones refuses to wear the Santa collar,…. Removing it in record time.

Lots of folks in Putin’s Russia die of,….

Me: *wears llama PJ top to school* AP World kid: Why is the llama on the pouch pocket upside down? Me: It's no,...... oh. *AAANNNNDDDD now my OCD is triggered AF*

This is what it's gonna look like at Mar-a-Lardo after we refer to the incoming administration as the MUSK administration throughout the Holidays: www.facebook.com/reel/6048625...

There can be no skirts on the tree,…. It’ll be used as a tool to drag the tree across the room by Boudicca and her brother Spider (not pictured,…. As he currently is busy with post poop zoomies)

Who did this? Because you're a gem!

So true

I got a flu and Covid vax in the same arm. I will punch MFers Friday.

I LOL'd

God damn Threads has become a total fascist shit hole too.

I’m afraid for everybody.

LOL,... Stitches not covered.