𝐊𝐄𝐘 No you’re not. Goodnight, Epstein.

Beep Bo Beeeeep! [A hug tackle]

:>

Beep bo skee

Beep

“Beep.”

“AYE!” He then throws up a peace sign and then dematerializes. Where is he going? McDonald’s probably.

Staring at the [READER] like this.

Insert SpongeBob time card describing how much time has passed. He is satisfied.

nat the mf that was against me was surprisingly a darnell

key This is harassment. I’m calling Yeety Ucebear.

nat Fun Fact: When I wrote BF on That Bird App, I actually had rap battles with people and wrote a few verses myself

key Alright, Chris is the first to go into the gulag.

“YEAH!” Commence beep and bopping like it’s fucking DDR or some shit—

key Chris I swear to god— /silly

key I will take all responsibility for the way paint thinner will thin my stomach acids.

nat I FUCKI NG CACKLED

key Precisely.

key Yummy paint thinner. Pain thinner yummy.

“Beep!” A head nod. Bro really pulled out the strap for a rap.

key I’m gonna drink paint thinner.

“𝐑 𝐀 𝐏‼️” WHAT THE FUCK—

“………” Perhaps it’s obvious. Literally the one thing he harasses people for.

“YEAH!” One of like, three or four words he can say in regular English—

“Beep! :>”

“Beep! :>”

“Beep! :>”

“Beep bo skee bap doo (Lots of practice. Lots and lots of practice.)”

“Beep! :>”

｡ﾟ ⌜ Ah - Ah ! ⌟ ｡ﾟ #parodysky #RP #RPSky #OFFRP #OCRP #OFFgame #OFFTheRPG #mortisghost #SFWRP #NSFWRP #MVRP

Bro, there CAN’T be a rap battle that could POSSIBLY prompt all of this. #𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐊𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐀𝐘

“Beep Bo.”

“AAAAAAAAAA!!!!” [A happy shout as he clung onto GF.]

BOING It just….. bounces off of him. Almost as if he had the consistency of a stress ball. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?

:>

“BEEEEEEEEEEBP! (HIIIIIIII!)” [Literally snuggling into her.]

:>

[HUG TACKLE]

Of all the people he tried to use random bullshit against, he used it against the random bullshit master. Not the best move—

SHIPS

❛ 𝐈'𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝐚 𝒔𝒆𝒂𝒕 𝐚𝐬 𝐈 𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝒇𝒖𝒏𝒌𝒚 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒕! ❜

Throwing a mic at his head.

“𝐑 𝐀 𝐏”

:>

“….Beep—“

“YEAH!”

[The brother in question.]