As someone who raises ducks chickens and geese I could not agree more

Can we have socialism and trans rights tho? Like, please?

I dunno I think the yummy fur has better tunes tbh

Alright which one of you jokers cancelled Wallace Stevens

This insight in particular reminds me of when I read a feminist trying to write a female history of punk equated her (imaginary) appropriation of "punk culture" to appropriation of Black culture in general It is not possible to be serious with this line of critique lol

Acknowledging that none of this is All That Serious: this is insanity lol

Henry is sending me sax parts for the new mini album and it is so over for you hoes

Lao Zi:

Okay, so I find the whole Pope vs President and thing fascinating and all but I'm starting to get creeped out by the idea of the Pope or the Catholic Church gaining "fans" and what hitherto unknown insanity that could release

Who the hell wrote that?

I know everything is fucked but is there some unseen pressure on the market that would explain why I paid ten more dollars just now?

This sums up my feelings on making music exactly

Side note Tom please let me produce your chamber folk album m.youtube.com/watch?v=5DWu...

I mean in a way he's the guy who says "I just need some time alone to figure myself out" and then he takes his time alone to figure himself out and comes back all, what's up guys I'm sorry about before but I've come back as the best version of myself, what'd I miss?

Yes I am fixated on Tom DeLonge right now but please consider that he is well into his adulthood still making music on par with his best work while being a huge lovable annoying earnest goofball about it. It is aspirational

"I sincerely wanna fuck the taste out of your mouth"

"who the hell wrote that" yeah man that's us all over

I am serious please tell me which of the Midwest emo albums sound the most like this

And they say the military is about more than sending young men and women away to die

blink182 predicted the Killers and the broader US new wave revival of the mid 2000s sorry haters

Denial of service you say? *cackles in trans*

"you will vote for your own extermination and you will like it"

Wonder how many job interviews I'm going to totally nail before being told that for some reason or another they just can't bring themselves to actually hire me

This is what the villains say whenever Dutch Superman shows up

The way the store manager just singled me out to tell me that if she sees a cell phone out at the register it's a writeup tells me I no longer need to give a single shit about this job

Okay I admit sometimes it's funny when the site breaks

I like to think that Malkmus stipulated this as a part of their contract for playing their festival, just to be a brat

I'm basically Brian Wilson if you replaced roughly 2/3 of the Wrecking Crew with clones of me playing guitars

If there was one thing that turned me off of releasing music on vinyl permanently (at least aspirations wise) it was learning from my engineer that mastering for a vinyl record might entail fucking with the track sequence

Crazy to think that even I have more respect for Tarantino's work than SecDef

7 songs, 25 minutes. That's an album right?

I have a lot of feelings about the modest mouse cruise article but they can be summed up with the promoters' phrase "hyper-serving communities"

I know I do it too, but I think it's kinda funny the way people complain about their app being glitchy for whatever arbitrary reason. I remember seeing The Social Network in theaters however many years ago and "Facebook is down? Facebook never goes down!" was a plot point

Somewhere back in the Obama years there was this op ed about how we needed to make villains uncomplicated again and the critique was that those are the kind of stories produced under fascist dictatorship Evidently those are the stories that sell under fascist dictatorship too?

I just had the thought that one can draw some key narrative parallels between the lives of Brian Wilson and Kurt Cobain and I am slightly rocked has anyone written about this

This is the crucial point I see the reporting on this whole dumb situation backing away from - it's not that the Internet somehow "isn't real life," is that if it is, then maybe it shouldn't be Hence why Geese stand out right now - this deceit (or "deceit") has keenly activated our fear of loss

One of my favorite interactions I get at the gas station is the one where they ask me to pick a lottery ticket, doesn't matter which just "make sure it's a winner" It's just a direct translation of "will you play with me?" (Please note that I don't speak for everyone in my profession lol)

Did they threaten her with photographing the turnout?

Zack de la Rocha voice:

Excellent thread. Probably not talking about Geese, but he could be

The thing is, there are plenty of bands who acknowledge and perform this honestly as a part of their image and they don't get as far as Geese did, and that's because Geese was willing to be outwardly dishonest in this exact way. I think it makes sense to feel deceived

My theory that you can never trust an indie rock band from NYC remains undefeated

I hear people saying they like art that reflects the chaos of refusing an idea as it's forming - precisely my intention with this release

Invoking my rapist and their army of sycophants to run me out of my community entirely sent a pretty clear message I ain't forgotten who you are, Brunch Box

Seattle is chock full of "vocal, entitled minorities" wasting city resources. We call them the rich

British punk began and ended with a handful of teenagers wearing swastikas to piss off their parents. The rest, as they say, is the Swindle

Did y'all know 7-11 sells a house brand anti diarrhea med

Dear Rock and Roll Hall of Fame: you finally have the opportunity to legitimize your institution

I can do this but y'all will have to commission me

Oh shit they let Oasis in? That means blink 182 is eligible!