Doing a reading this Sunday in Bridgeport. The ads are bringing out my foot fans! www.projectonward.org/events-1/per...

Doing a reading this Sunday in Bridgeport. The ads are bringing out my foot fans! www.projectonward.org/events-1/per...

they are making Smart Pipe for real

kiss of the spider woman…. crazy movie….. need to see again

extra blush

My TikTok algo is acutely tuned to “horny sports fan in Chicago” because I just get sooo many fancam thirst traps of Dansby Swanson and Colston Loveland. Not complaining, just noticing

Getting adds for cum volume booster and the model’s # of pearl necklaces increases lol

crying about the mariners and crying about the reason I cry about the mariners

Cal’s addicted to cussing on live TV, like the fuck her right in the pussy guy

I thought this was going to be some kind of new Avenue Q type media, but it is a real ad for some bullshit

Instagram banned me from going live for ONE YEAR!! Because I shared this meme on my stories. I don’t use live, but I hope this doesn’t shadowban or suppress my posts for one YEAR?!

the face of a woman who has been tricked

I received a one day ban from Cubs Reddit mods for sharing this photo of Charlie Kirk!!!!!!!! My post was removed so I shared the removal and was banned. …This is why I like Mariners fans because everyone is WOKE

sweet life 🎶

hey

Good night

don’t mind me, I’m just commenting AURA and HE BAD on every asg fit pic I see

It wasn't me ... but I did save the image.

Easy money

alright I’ve had enough Single Gina, send me my husband

the Urías brother have a shared secret or a genetic advantage for Ideal Attack Angle %

I had to cut down my nails a lot and am sad. But it was necessary. Because I have to carry heavy things at work sometimes, like a 6 gallon box of oil

What I love about Big Dumper discourse becoming mainstream is seeing people correctly credit Jarred Kelenic 🩷

Heya

I love whenever I talk to someone on The Apps, and I reveal I make comics and then it turns out they also make comics 😍

People want my sexy 1999 RAV4

Hello to my pals

am / pm looks

“After […], we’ll […] read my comic trades. Interested?”

#CarTip: don’t own a CLK because the front rotors list for $1,140.00 EACH

went out with a guy who is 6’8” (i am 5’2”) and wanted to see his view

to the tune of “I’m Coming Out”: 🎶 I’m Crashing Out

Is it ever okay to message your editor and say “do you hate me”

I was in a customer’s car and saw her fruity elf bar in the center console and thought: mightn’t i have a pull?

I showed my mom a new short comic and when she responded with this, I knew I fucked up and had to redraw the comic completely

How many Chicago twins are named some pair of: Ivy, Addison, Clark, Sheffield

I am… going through… emotional matters of the heart… and this is the playlist representing those feelings

I hope everyone is enjoying the MLB season so far. Here’s a comic I did for Fashion Brand Company last year! I love #baseball and #feet

I’m rewatching Community and never had thought to look this up before lol

Probably one of the rudest things I’ve done to myself was take this quiz to determine my Sexual Market Value, which placed me in the 28th percentile, I am killing my self now goodbye

playing poker with “finger my bussy” and “Putin must fall”

I am very depressed, but seeing these goslings cheered me up a little

The face of a woman seeing Stephen Malkmus tonight 💞

I did the variant cover for this #wow

hormonal birth control is crazy bc why did I have no period for 62 days and now I have a 9 day period

I sat on the train in a skirt and a thong so my bare ass was on the plastic seat (nasty I know) and when I stood up, the seat was so WET with sweaty condensation because I was overheated rushing to make the train. Giant wet ass print covering the full seat. People probably thought I pissed or cummed

We’re putting giardiniera on the communion and the blood of Christ is now malort

I love this type of content, thank you TikTok

cheers