(tfa) au where megatron is usurped by star and exiled to a distant planet called earth and he's missing an arm, he uses his own sword as a cane and walks amongst earth alone and distant. he cant transform he has arthritis and terrible ptsd until oppy comes along ouuuuuu

optimus tfa w his boobie out bc it started leaking energon (pregnant)

tfa megatron to optimus

tfa au where megatron rubs oppy's preggy tummy with oils and lotions so that he's comfy and the baby is also kicking so megs has to calm the little rascal

(tfa) op, heavily pregnant: *waddles to the room* megs: hows my beloved doing, would you like me to lift up that belly? op: ... op: *breaks his water* take me to ratchet

i find it oddly weird that during elementary school i needed glasses, and then i was fine without them for two or so years but then by the time i entered middle school my vision decided to start fucking up again

(tfa forest au) little pup starts chirping for mama and oppy does so while also feeding her little salmon bites. oppy loves his little daughter

tfa au where optimus is tied up and gagged and stuffed with vibrators and when megs comes back he sees poor oppy passed out from overloading so much

megs and op are making out and then all of a sudden oppy starts groping megs' ass because that mf plump

megs x optimus x mags where mags and megs both slap their spikes on oppy's cheeks

(tfa) oppy dealing w depression by laying in bed and megs helping him out by giving him treats and praise and even helping him bathe so that he enjoys the little things. oppy's eyes are puffy from crying and megs kisses them

(tfa) megs: my arm is broken op: megs: please wash my spike op: megs: and then jerk me off a little too op: ...ok

(tfa) op, pregnant: im hideous, you probably hate me! megs: you have no idea how turned on i am right now i want you so bad op: megs: megs: look down op: damn...

(tfa) optimus is suffering from so much depression his body shuts it down, the inclusion of his meds in turn either make him numb or suffer another wave of depression. sometimes cry without making a face, and his optics would be puffy from the tears megs helps out

optimus suffering from a very bad episode of depression to the point where he doesnt even get out of bed, he doesnt wanna keep taking his meds but he has to. his stomach hurts after vomiting for so long, his hands cant stop shaking, he cant stop crying, everything is too overwhelming

martian sunsets are blue

shodan: i have something to confess. im bisexual meg: You Like Men?

au where orion is a bookworm and librarian and megatron is the hot biker who has a cool bike and basically is visiting the small town. soon orion gets w him and also gets knocked up!!

(tfa softbody) megatron reveals a very steady supply of condoms in front of oppy

tfa but megatron has his dick out in front of optimus

cybertronian baddies

(tfa) megatron takes bubble baths and sleeps naked with his dick out

(tfa) megs: i gotta piss rq hold on op: Can I Hold It While You Pee megs:

tfa au where megs wins and as a special punishment he makes op go into witness protection so he can have op get his own place with a brand new identity, job, etc. and only megs knows who and what he truly is

(tfa) shodan: carrier... op: *immediately standing up* !!!!! shodan: sire! megs: mh? shodan: you gotta wake up sire megs, going back to sleep: mh... shodan: sire!!

megatron tfa makes the best energonmilk pancakes ever and optimus adores how good it is that he anticipates more

all dun

(tfa) optimus is on antidepressant medication and still dealing with the side effects. once optimus went to take a nap, and megs saw him have immense tremors on his hands. he held them as oppy slept beside him

tfa marriage au where megs face fucks oppy or gets jerked off before bed because he sleeps better that way and loves to hear moan

tfa humanformers au where sometimes optimus wears megatron's blouse in bed. oh and lose briefs cus he gotta let that puss breathe

if optimus and megatron get married who takes the last name

her eyes are red for an amazing reason!

(tfa) megs and op's relationship is basically just like kratos and fayes relationship. basically where op does the breadwinning and megs is a dutiful housewife who doesnt smile and just grunts but is very loving and caring

(tfa) imagine megs and op frotting their spikes together. op is small compared to megs but he makes it work. the bigger tip kisses the smaller tip haha

(tfa) megs: i have a spike dysfunction op: what megs: i cant get it up anymore bc of my arthritis op: damn op: thats hot megs: What op: can i suck it sexy megs: ?????? op: i find geriatric bots hot megs: megs: okay

(tfa) megs DEFINITELY wears a spike ring bc he's wild like that and likes to last a little longer. op: wait you wear a spike ring?? megs: on some occasions op: op: its like a bracelet for me... megs: why, would you like me to wear it? op: ... op: maybe

(tfa) the autobots somehow manage to get to megatrons room bee: oh my god. look at all this valveplug!! prowl: prowl: damn. op, holding up a rose shaped thing: what the hell is this

i have some problems with my hearing and i hope its just my ear being clogged and nothing terribly bad

the first time i lost my baby tooth it was during halloween where i did the apple bobbing contest, when i took out the apple from my mouth my front baby tooth was already out and i screamed

tfone human formers au where orion usually keeps his long hair in a bun so when he lets it out before bed, dee wants to touch it haha

counting or not counting miners

jus take it

(tfa) lol megatron cums all over optimus but bc of size difference he just looks like he got pied in the face as a dumb prank

(tfa) megatron's age finally gets to him and over time he slowly becomes blind. no one ever makes optics like his anymore and so megatron accepts it; given that he's retired now