This Texans / Chargers games is drunk.

Kansas

Asking Trump about completely arbitrary stuff needs to become a thing. Dogs Ergonomics Mountains Elevators Ninjas Thunder Imagine Dragons Angles Absolutely everything is on the table. Watch him completely go off the rails.

What about a program where people who’d like to move out of the United States can swap citizenship with people who’d like to move to the United States? Living in Tulum is becoming more & more attractive.

When did “country over party” die & what was the official cause of death? Asking for a country.

*insert “they’re the same picture” meme with the Vatican & the department of justice*

It’s almost like we were robbed of roughly 60 minutes.

Sadly, the Epstein files can’t apologize for being white.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing white people that they’ve been oppressed.

Who else would like to see Stephen Miller attempt to go 12 rounds with Canelo Álvarez - with the rights of immigrants on the line?

It’s really hard to say

Has anyone tried typing “2025 FIFA Peace Prize Award Winner The Donald J. Trump” into the Epstein files search engine?

They blacked out every picture of Trump & every time he was mentioned.

Pretty excited about everything in the United States named after MLK Jr being renamed The Donald Trump and The Martin Luther King Jr high school, boulevard, memorial, etc.

Just a short walk from The Donald Trump and The Abraham Lincoln Memorial.

These kids lack the ability to have any sort of independent thoughts. They’re repeating what they’ve heard growing up. It’s a sense of entitlement, the notion that they should always come first & that their needs are paramount to anyone else’s.

Is it starting to feel like catching the Brown University shooter isn’t a priority to anyone other than the victim’s families?

He needs to cut back on all the handshaking.

The fact that Puka Nacua hasn’t issued some sort of apology tells me everything I need to know. The longer it takes to worse it becomes. At this point - whatever statement is issued - will be manufactured & insincere.

Be on the lookout for: - Walmart to be sold out of engagement rings by February - Facebook to be flooded with service member engagement announcements on Valentine’s Day - November babies - Camaro sales going through the roof

Stephen Miller’s wet dream is to finally be able to give his Reichstag-esque speech that he’s had prepared for a decade.

Venezuela trying to distract you from Reiner trying to distract you from Brown trying to distract you from Epstein…

People always being in your house would be the worst part of being president.

Less than a year in. His post about Rob Reiner was roughly 30 hours ago & it’s all but forgotten about. I’m glad it’s not my job to keep up.

They’re not making vodka any easier to drink in the car.

Someone lie to me & tell me their catcher’s last name was Holleran.

1. Leavitt’s defense of this will be an absolute spectacle. 2. He’s a thin-skinned child who’s as insecure as he is gross. 3. This - along with his speech regarding Brown - should absolutely be grounds for impeachment. Sadly, both will drown in a news cycle that is impossible to keep up with.

“Things can happen”

Did someone say Mahomes went down & the Chiefs got eliminated from the playoffs?

My favorite Tom Sizemore quote

What’s wild is that every other woman in the south is capable of this, so you grow up thinking it’s completely normal. Some of us grow up, become a bit cultured & realize it’s not.

Constantly shaking hands with doctors, nurses & mental health professionals.

Wyatt Derp

We’re so fucked.

It’s wild that it took Philip Rivers 5 years to realize what most parents realize in a few months - that being home with your kids is a drag.

The Colts working out Philip Rivers

This is what earning respect & being taken seriously by other countries looks like.

@BNA when does registration open for the triathlon?

Finally, my model of positive masculinity.

Kalen DeBoer always looks like he’s pretending to know what’s going on.

Legend

I’ve named my fists Jack & Diane because I can’t get enough of these Tastee Freez chili dogs.

Can also apply to coaches. Lane Kiffin absolutely looks like the guy who hits on your wife while you’re in the bathroom.

Paul Dano

Lot of PIs - both offensive & defensive - not being called today.

Both Nashville & Knoxville sports talk radio are going to be wild on Monday.

I’m not sure I’ve ever been more concerned for the safety of an officiating crew.