Often this sport and this event doesn’t do itself any favours. #masters

Interesting that they had to be told, no? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Oh yeah. I had forgotten about those rumours. Thanks for reminding me. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

My bus in Paris has been rerouted for a “manif”. Plus ça change…

So that’s pretty much everyone, right?

Maybe Kanye could be send to Iran?

The big gap, in my experience, is adult males, who don’t or won’t do therapy, but could really benefit from it. apnews.com/article/sing...

Remind me why we watch the boat race?

🚨Are you fcking kidding us, @nytimes.com??? You seriously employ people who believe the “A” in NATO stands for American?🤨🤨🤨

See what you make of this: www.linkedin.com/pulse/toxic-...

It was bound to be my turn eventually. www.bbc.co.uk/weather/arti...

This seems a very good explanation of where we are right now, in 2026, as a civilisation. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

A really good read. “Since 2002, Fidesz has built a strong system of local patronage in the villages - the mayor decides who receives work, and who gets firewood in winter.” www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I didn’t know about this… This is amazing! www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

I guess if you leave these guys long enough in front of a mic the truth will out. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

US President announces his future library — before he’s even halfway through his second mandate. Unsurprisingly… there will be no books.

I wrote a thing about company culture. First person to report a typo to me gets a prize. (Not a real prize, mind you.) www.linkedin.com/pulse/toxic-...

I enjoyed the president’s Easter message.

I don’t understand why we ended up with rabbits = Easter?

This may be hard to understand outside Canada, but it will be fully understood by Canadians. What may be less clear is why the Air Canada CEO is the only person to face any consequences for this crash driven by a US Govt cutting services that keep people safe. giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

:) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This is pretty evil. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Interesting. And also a bit of an indictment. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

20 minutes into Canada vs Iceland in their World Cup friendly and they’re on their fourth ball. It’s 0C in Toronto.

Yes. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

It being Vermont, watch I’m win. apnews.com/article/verm...

Was he beside Huck Finn…? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Well, being mildly uncomfortable is an English person’s idea of hell. So I can see how this would be bad. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

An honest mistake, no doubt.

This Glassdoor / Indeed situation is like online ter*orism, isn’t it? I used to go on Glassdoor and check companies now and then. Now you go on and they’ve taken over your browser and moved into your house… :(

Is it possible Tesco is raising mini chickens to lay these mini eggs they’re calling “medium”? It would fit with the whole shrinkflation thing.

Be warned: it’s not going to taste very good. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This almost reads like an article advocating for no relegation of ‘big’ teams. That’s how you end up with boring American sports. :( www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I’m pleased to see that Saturday Night Live UK is just as cringey as it is in the USA…

Anyone who has been to a Waffle House before knows you’d only ever want to be teleported out of one.

How very British. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Why don’t we just portage through the fat bit? I know. I’m also surprised no one’s thought of it before.

Without wanting to be too much of a moaner… There are people in world who actually do what this guy pretended they do, who don’t get a decent burial, let alone a long obit in major news outlets. Why are we obsessed with dead actors and politicians? apnews.com/article/chuc...

The US President is still doing increasingly outlandish things each day… Forcing foreign leaders to sit in front of cameras for his Punch & Judy Show. But we’re seeing less of it… because news outlets can see people are bored of it…

Weird. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Hmm. www.cnn.com/2026/03/17/p...

It’s this kind of day… open.spotify.com/track/2iWTHX...

It’s amazing how easily people adapt. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

“Country club”? Sounds lovely. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Is The Sunday Times not the must depressing newspaper in the world? You cannot read it without concluding that everything is dreadful and getting worse. What a way to see the world. No wonder we’ve all got mental health issues.

Oh-oh apnews.com/article/trum...

Important questions preoccupying my compatriots.

Anyone know? Why is no one talking about the US President’s mental health?

I’ve just spent the day in North London. It’s okay.

I guessed it…