@iwriteok.bsky.social Robert, when you become President, can you get to the bottom of why, when I buy a bag of Jolly Ranchers, there are so goddamned many watermelon ones?

It seems like the #bluejays secret weapon for this year is moustaches. #openingday #baseball

Summer #Olympic sports are really basic. Who can run the fastest? Who can jump the highest? Boring. Winter sports are absolutely unhinged. You just got done skiing a couple of miles? Great! Here's your gun! Strap knives to that girl's feet and make her DANCE!

It's really cool how we put a demetia-addled narcissist and a drunk with Small Dick Energy in charge of the most powerful military on earth.

Americans sure seem to love Authoritarianism when they think the authority is on their side.

I'm not saying Charlie Kirk deserved to die. I just don't understand why I should have to pretend he wasn't a shitty hateful person just because he died.

With the Blue Jays seeming to be firmly in a playoff position, I'm wondering how long before we see Trump rage-postong about how all MLB playoff games need to be played in the US.

When Orange Toad croaks, I'm curious to see how long it takes before the first sycophant comes out saying they opposed him all along. I give it 3 days, with an over/under of 4.5 days.