Morbo the News Monster
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Robert, when you become President, can you get to the bottom of why, when I buy a bag of Jolly Ranchers, there are so goddamned many watermelon ones?
about 1 month ago
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It seems like the
#bluejays
secret weapon for this year is moustaches.
#openingday
#baseball
about 2 months ago
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Summer
#Olympic
sports are really basic. Who can run the fastest? Who can jump the highest? Boring. Winter sports are absolutely unhinged. You just got done skiing a couple of miles? Great! Here's your gun! Strap knives to that girl's feet and make her DANCE!
3 months ago
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It's really cool how we put a demetia-addled narcissist and a drunk with Small Dick Energy in charge of the most powerful military on earth.
8 months ago
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Americans sure seem to love Authoritarianism when they think the authority is on their side.
8 months ago
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I'm not saying Charlie Kirk deserved to die. I just don't understand why I should have to pretend he wasn't a shitty hateful person just because he died.
8 months ago
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With the Blue Jays seeming to be firmly in a playoff position, I'm wondering how long before we see Trump rage-postong about how all MLB playoff games need to be played in the US.
8 months ago
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When Orange Toad croaks, I'm curious to see how long it takes before the first sycophant comes out saying they opposed him all along. I give it 3 days, with an over/under of 4.5 days.
9 months ago
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