My lunchtime snack: Germany’s greatest @strawmanff.bsky.social !

San Diego : confirmed! Thursday, October 16th.

Thinking out loud: First a San Diego Cumdump event on Oct. 16 or 17. Then a San Francisco cumdump event on Nov. 21 or 22 or 23. Any SF hosts? 😏😈😏😈 DM me.

Hitting the road up to Canada! Locked and ready for Vancouver Pride!

Part 2: soooo much precum! I love being a caged & plugged Cumdump! #GayChastity #GayPuppy #teamlocked #plugged

Part 1 — pre-toys. Just playing with my own loose hole. I was just bred, so you’ll see lots of cum dripping out.

Just hanging around

I had some time alone this afternoon to play with my manpussy and butt plug. I’ll have videos for you all next week. But here’s a teaser screenshot …for now. If I wasn’t caged, I’d have jacked off 3 times by now. #GayChastity #GayPuppy #teamlocked #plugged

I had some time alone this afternoon to play with my manpussy and butt plug. I’ll have videos for you all next week. But here’s a teaser screenshot …for now. If I wasn’t caged, I’d have jacked off 3 times by now. #GayChastity #GayPuppy #teamlocked #plugged

Locked up and ready. Does this make look less like a cockhungry f****t? (PS: I’ve always loved my back muscles!)

If you see me at the pool today, surrounded by str8 bros and their girlfriends, of course I’ll be locked up. Say hi! #GayChastity

My balls and dick are ready for the next 5 weeks! (Not seen: my hole is always ready.)

In case you missed this last night.

If you see me at Union tonight, here’s what I’ll be wearing tonight. Tomorrow, I’ll ditch the hoodie. Happy Pride! #teamlocked #plugged #gaychastity

A few of you DM’ed asking for same pic, but with the Pre-Pride cage check. I haven’t cum in days and you can tell it’s trying to get out! Almost all of my hair is removed. Not seen: my new gay mustache. #gaypuppy #teamlocked #gaychastity

This new neighbor knows how to take his dick it out, let a lot of air in, slip it back in my gaping hole, and make my manpussy talk & sing for joy— and leave it wrecked for the next day. 2x in 2 days. Also: my lats and back V = 😈 No tan lines anymore: 🥺

This is fucking hot, and checks all of my boxes. This sexy guy used to live in Seattle. But I had no idea! 😉

Locked June has resumed. All feels right with the world once again!

After several days in the rural Midwest with no gay men around, I got home and took things into my own hands this morning. (Locked-June took a break.) #gaypuppy #gaypup

Happy Father’s Day to all of the dads of all of my loads throughout the past few years.

I’m celebrating my “balloon day” today, and 99% of my friends at my celebrations won’t know I’m #TeamLocked this month. Presents and large tips are welcome! 😉 #GayChastity

I should try this sometime! 😉

I’m waking up locked & horny. I met my future BF at CC’s last night. Great kisser, hung, sexy…. Now I have to figure out who he is. 😂 😝

When a sexy top with a perfectly-shaped dick hits my g-spot, I cum hands-free every time! It doesn’t matter if I’m caged or not! Like this past weekend! (Any other tops want to try?)

Here’s a video of my caged double-digit weekend. Notice how my hole wraps nicely around his thick cock. Stay tuned — tomorrow you'll see the grand finale. 😏

First visit to Equinox Seattle. It’s not as bad as I had expected from what I had heard. Lots of lockers and showers to show off my ass and dick. They do have issues they need to fix.

Confirmed: Yesterday I was a hole for 7 of my regular tops, with 0 effort. I just said YES, and had to juggle my schedule.

After a 5-month, I think my Head and Hole are ready to resume my #Cumdump ways. Who’s hosting? Where should I go?

Another successful “underwear” party last night! 😈 If it didn’t require cleaning and laundry all Sunday, I’d throw parties a lot more often! And I need more nightlights.

My last 2 dates? I met at orgies. My last 2 boyfriends? I met at underwear parties. Yet I thought I’d look at a dating site last night. What a 💩-show! I’m sure online dating works for some guys, but unless I’m on the wrong site, SWIPE LEFT to online dating!

All of 2024: I'm gonna be locked & blindfolded, & get bred by 500+ anon men. Winter 2025: I have a bf dick, & you have a bf dick! Let's make out, and flip, and cuddle, and make out. Spring of 2025: 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

No no. I’m not at all jealous of all the #cumdumps on this current Atlantis cruise! 🥺😢😭

What happens when a sweet hung pup asks me to put on my pup gear:

2010. Oldest dick pics on my phone Back in my well-tanned twink days. Look at my abs!

Between both quantity and duration, between Dec 31 and Jan 4, I think this is the most I’ve been fucked in a 5-day window. Thank you, PV! Time to apply my German post-butt-destruction rejuvenating ointment and sit by the pool for 3 days.

309! Let’s try 365 in 2025

Stay tuned for final 2024 numbers!

🧵 2025 resolutions: #1 travel: 1 new country (Romania; and Tahiti, ok, it’s 🇫🇷, but whatever) 1 new state — no idea ! Suggestions??

Up to 296. 4 to go, with 2 days left. The tops of PV will have to come through (cum inside)!

What's with all these sexy & smart 30-35yo guys that are crushing on me!!?!? 40+ only for dating ... in 2025!

Meeeee!

Stop #1: Lumberyard underwear night tonight!

Seattle gays: What’s going on this weekend? Massive? Eagle? Other?

Do not open until 2025 #teamlocked #gaychastity

A rainy good day to hang out with friends in our @nastypig.bsky.social onesies.

For those still wondering what to get me for Christmas— I want/need 11 loads. In 7 days.

Monday pump n dump event is now live! Details here: sniffi.es/xmasloads

Over a day later, and I’m still lusting over a twink top at Saturday’s sex party who made me lick and worship musky hairy armpits. And then he forced me to fuck him. And then I let him try and fist me. I love being gay!

Already chipped off 2. 22 more to go, in 16 days.

I won’t make 365, but I need to make a plan to get 24 more loads in the next 16 days. 3 loads every other day? Or a single 24-load event? 😏