I almost spit out my nan bread when I read this…..

Chappy Challoween (to those who celebrate)

Not saying I’m old but I did just pull a hamstring cutting an old flea collar off the dog

What could possibly go wrong?

Haven’t been on here much over the past few months because I mostly use social media to defend Israel….and frankly, that’s not all that popular on BlueSky Returned today to discover someone has been taking screenshots of my posts on another platform and posting them here

Fun Facts: Only about 18% of Chinese imports come from the US - biggest imports include pork, beef, and soybeans China has already shifted their beef imports to Australia, soybeans to Canada, and pork to Spain and Germany. Not costing the Chinese people an extra dime

TACO

Chris Hayes saying antisemitism is a problem in this country is like Col. Sanders complaining that chickens are dying. Buy a mirror, dude

ICE wants us to believe that this woman “stormed” a prison guarded by masked and heavily armed agents Those poor men was have been terrified

In 1967 Israel relied on the promises of the UN that their peacekeeping forces would provide a buffer between us and our enemies. Then Nassar told the UN to move out of the way so the Egyptian army could attack……and the UN moved out of the way so Egypt could (and did) attack

Penguins are not going down without a fight

Tariffs on good produced by penguins, but not those produced by Russians SOOOOOPER Genius

Well someone hates the Yankees…..

Hep C is now curable! Apparently if you mix ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, raw milk, beef tallow and methylene blue……. Just kidding - it was science and scientists that developed the cure

College Republicans at the University of Wisconsin endorsed Brad Schimel for Wisconsin Supreme Court shortly after the president of their Wisconsin chapter received $1M from Elon Musk. Nothing fishy about that…..

“In a place where there are no men, strive to be a man.” Hillel “In a place where there are no assh0les, strive to be an assh0les.” Social Media

Unpopular Opinion: Matzah Brei is f’ing awful Don’t @ me - I will die on this hill 😉

He sold it to himself……

OMG! THEY FOUND IT! Spoiler Alert: No they didn’t www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Absolutely nothing here…..just keep walking. No peeking…… (People in the right are already defending this and a myriad of others like it - “not classified”)

Pallywood has stooped to a new low this morning….. I mean….seriously? We’re supposed to believe that the dude on the right is a Palestinian mother?

Our local Catholic hospital had to replace the crucifixes with paper copies of a crucifix because people kept ripping them off the wall and attacking the staff. I saw no evidence of nurses sporting fresh paper cuts, so….it’s working?

Walgreens this morning. Egg prices ARE starting to really drop! 👆This is sarcasm - Zoom in on the image and do not go off on me

Is anything really as funny as replicating the "Pudding?" line from the movie Hot Shots? Full Disclosure: At least one person in my house votes "No".

Upper left hand corner of the image……

Lingonberry filling is the new poppyseed when it comes to Hammentaschen

To Whoever Needs To Hear This: No, you do not have a right to teach MY children about YOUR religion in OUR public schools Thank you for attending my Bob Talk

I make this for Pesach - I substitute the rice with quinoa and the camel with a small giraffe What are some of your favorites?

A new study says that a small nuclear war could actually reverse the effects of global warming. I don't want to sound selfish, but that certainly sounds easier than sorting my garbage.

For those who doubt I’m Jewish…..my fridge

Sigh…..and they always live long enough to reproduce

I am thinking about changing my handle to “Rebitzman News” and beginning every post with either “Scoop!” Or “Breaking!” 👆This is not true - I am merely mocking a few “news” accounts over on that “other” platform

He will do it to Israel too He’s only for himself

Nutshell: The BBC acknowledges that the Gaza “documentary” (produced by Hamas, starring Hamas, directed by Hamas, cinematography by Hamas…..)is fatally flawed and will not be aired

Reading all the relevant sources I can this morning, I am of the opinion that while both sides believes they need the ceasefire to continue, neither side expects it to - and neither side wants it to

Colombia University pro-Terrorist kumquats have stormed the campus and taken over buildings…..again On the day the Bibas family was laid to rest. Tone deaf AND stupid University officials said “never again” after the last time - so they need to put up, shut up, or resign

And you wonder why no one believes their numbers….

Several rockets have been fired at Israel today from Gaza…..during a ceasefire The fact that they didn’t get as far as Israel and in fact fell inside Gaza without Iron Dome intervention matters not…..it’s a violation of the ceasefire. Incompetence is NOT justification

This morning, Egypt formally rejected any proposals that would permanently displace the Palestinian people from Gaza to other countries in the area (which would obviously include Egypt)

No thanks—I think I got this one

Trump feels that states really need to keep the forest floor clean to mitigate against fires…cool My daughter in law worked for the federal government doing exactly that (her group helped remove deadfall from forested areas to mitigate…) Guess who was just fired by Elon? (She’s pissed - but fine)

First of all…..yes, we can Secondly - you misspelled “feet”

Tide has shifted

People (mostly at the UN, Amnesty International…….) are screaming for Israel to moderate its response to this week’s events and ensure that said response is “proportional”

To which Greg Abbott replied “Hold my beer”

IDF Spokesperson: "Yarden Bibas looked me in the eyes and asked that the whole world know how his children were murdered. They were killed by hand, not by gunfire, and their bodies were then deliberately mutilated."

In addition to the UN, the freaking (“I see nothing!”) Red Cross is condemning Hamas for how they handed over the bodies Additionally, the Grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia said the following: "What we saw today in Gaza is a disgrace to Islam, an act of blasphemy against Allah."

If the CNN report us correct, Gaza will burn 👆For the record, I’m simply stating what I believe will happen. Still processing what I think SHOULD. Revenge is frowned upon in Judaism - Justice is not Need to clarify for myself what is driving me….

Putting politics aside for a moment, she’s wrong Strict Biblical definition of adultery is having intercourse with a married or engaged woman Please note - in the literal text, the marital status of the man is irrelevant One reason why we often interpret - and not just go with the p’shat …..

Is anyone out there a Turtle?