never again i'm doing this fuckass corporate podcast artstyle ever again -- how the hell did this shit take me 10h, i'm better off drawing chibis

Illustration for @therealtony.bsky.social upcoming podcast : Good Science 🧬 Coming June 2

what kind of James Webb type of camera did he use fr, it looked like 8K to me

even ten years from now, if you quote me a line from Sean Rinaldi, I can tell you which season, which episode, roughly where in the episode, and the context surrounding it... maybe I'm Jewish

never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, and an artist their draft... let's see if I have enough patience to do this

last drawing wasn't that bad

every time I post something on this account, I feel like jumping off a bridge a constant battle between my self-induced cringe and that I couldn't care less

I love the fact that I have exactly the same kind of T-shirt, but with Sean Rinaldi on it instead, and I created it before the Pride Parade ep because I'm a visionary still my best creation to date, even a matching Laszlo Cravensworth one for my best friend le style ne s'invente pas, c'est inné 💅

since this morning, I've been laughing my ass off just looking at that shapeless pile

relistening to the Phoney & Call-y Show is wondering why, just for ep20, we're greeted with the cuntiest "Hello ~" in history from Tony, in the jingle you only lasted one episode, but you were iconic

Piss Nose & Buttcracker drag concept, in addition to Demon Character and Lyle Mesmer the "Red Family"

in memory of all my awful sketches they wasted too much of my time for me not to post them out of spite

I firmly believe that my roommates are secretly serial killers because they watch movies & TV shows on FAST FORWARD I think you have to be seriously deranged to do that.

I just know his ass would refuse to go to therapy, but would post every single detail of his life on ytb

I lied. the only thing I can do when I'm sick is draw - unnamed demon character drag

I have the same immune system as a Victorian-era child

my account is one big shitpost

I dreamed that Tony was doing a ventriloquist show with a bootleg version of Cookie Monster named Pernell, and I remember waking up SO pissed knowing it wasn't being livestreamed lol

average Lulu enjoyer

kintsugi

the only souvenir I bought was a stuffed deer lol, I love plushies it's my guilty pleasure

Inside the Castle

one of my favorite hobbies : taking pics of unphotogenic things today we have : a goofy wild boar, another goofy wild boar in front of a “No Entry” sign, some scaffolding, and traffic cones if you like this series, I even have some photos of fire extinguishers

my inability to take good selfies should be studied -- either they’re blurry, or I’m backlit, or I'm not looking at the camera, or I’m literally eating my own hair because it was too windy, I can't even take a picture without my palm showing... and most of the time it's all at once

Château de Chambord

Lulu should be the mascot of the famous French biscuit company “Lu” She literally looks like a “petit beurre” biscuit.

Captain Aristotle Conspiracy & Queen Bitch Randall -- drag version

fantastic

now it's Byron's turn to be hit by the drag beam; I'm not sorry for this series and i'll definitely continue

this video SCREAMS Lyle Mesmer energy, but I don't have time to make an animation

peak character design

guess who's unemployed again

I started singing the Phoney & Call-y show jingle this morning and the sun came back out -- anyways, I'm doing my first proper relistening since 2022

note to self : never start a realistic drawing if the reference isn't high definition, and if it's in color, I wasted €45 buying colored pencils only to give up after 15 minutes because my project was a complete mess...

born in oil

I am 100% correct

A guide to differentiate Lyle from Tony in my drawings because it's starting to get difficult, even for myself : if I use V1, V2, V3, or the term “pookie” in a caption, I am directly referring to Lyle fyi

Tony hating on Christianity will always be my favorite thing

I love how my reading began with “Defeat” & “Disappointment” -- he got most of it wrong btw, but it's the participation that counts, and I'm not saying no to money he's my approximately correct pookie (Lyle) after all and i'm ready to request one cameo a year if it means I can get crumbs of content

Lyle : But maybe you're Irish... close enough

I guess from now on I'll have to draw Lyle with short hair, but I'll always have a soft spot for V1 and his long hair... besides, it's easier to differentiate the actor from the character this way he's the nicest actor on the planet btw, I rest my case

almost disappointed that the mini statue of Hitler wasn't there...

here is the beginning of the cameo without the reading -- I can send the rest in private to those who are interested ✌️

I promise I'll post more tomorrow because this madman did 14 minutes of Lyle content 🎉 🎉 🎉 but it's getting late here

Lyle not being able to use a singing bowl to save his life had me in TEARS

there's nothing more cringe than requesting a cameo, but it's been a year since I've heard this fucker (Lyle) and I started to miss him (V3 everybody)

I could never be a professional artist because they are able to draw any subjects with their own graphic style, whereas I only want to draw one thing in every style that exists lol I can't limit myself, I love experimenting too much sadly

recently on his story, he posted some adorable artwork. I thought it was so cute looking that I practiced trying to copy the style for fun -- What makes me laugh is that it probably only took the original artist (@genehacomix) five minutes, but it took me an hour deadass

maybe I should chill out on the shitposts and only post when I have time to make serious drawings

I love the fact that if the two were to interact, Lyle would HATE his ass in theory