I could never be a professional artist because they are able to draw any subjects with their own graphic style, whereas I only want to draw one thing in every style that exists lol I can't limit myself, I love experimenting too much sadly

recently on his story, he posted some adorable artwork. I thought it was so cute looking that I practiced trying to copy the style for fun -- What makes me laugh is that it probably only took the original artist (@genehacomix) five minutes, but it took me an hour deadass

maybe I should chill out on the shitposts and only post when I have time to make serious drawings

I love the fact that if the two were to interact, Lyle would HATE his ass in theory

being a devious piece of shit is one thing, but being a devious pos who successfully pretends to be a saint is another kind of demon altogether i'll be honest

Bryan Johnson is also in the files 🎉

ofc he knew

if I were him and could go back in time, that's the first thing I would do

in relation to my last post (very old fanarts)

why having only one artstyle when you can draw the same thing in 150 different ways (it reminds me of how I used to draw Sean at some point)

I love him a normal amount I swear

remember : my account is a dumpster, and I get to choose the trash I'm throwing

I'm so tired that I don't even have the energy to make good shitposts, but I just wanted to state that this fuckass hamster that crossed my fyp is the embodiment of Byron Johnson and I refuse to accept any counterarguments

even though they are all played by the same actor, I like the idea that they each have their own body type (tap on first pic) :

similarity #1 between Lyle and Jesus : you must kneel before both of them

It's not even popular in France, so it's always surprising to see them in the wild (Macaron le glouton 🍪)

I always thought Anthony's characters are very good drag inspo

I'll praise AI the day it replaces all factory jobs. Then it will really be useful.

a very fine analysis of how to imitate their voices (shitpost)

as above, so below special discount 🔊 : for 9 shitty fanarts of Lyle, for the tenth, you might have the slim chance that it won't be him !

I'm not kidding, my biggest challenge when drawing Tony, and more specifically Lyle Mesmer, it's that every time he ends up having Asian features somehow especially v1 with his long hair It's not a huge problem, but it makes me laugh that it happens very often justice for v2 that I never draw

It's a shame that I always draw v1 and never v2

RIP Kirk Kerber -- It's true that I only know him as the 'hilarious ushanka dude' from Captain Conspiracy & Co, but he was very funny and talented. My condolences to his family.

first shitpost of 2026 that reminded me of Lyle

happy birthday to me 🍓 I'm pissed because I wanted a strawberry tartlet and there were only mixed-fruit type of shit

I feel like Lyle would make the “67” sign and then slap a child on the cheek

I haven't been this sick in years, I feel spiritually connected to this video rn

at this rate, nothing is stopping me from creating my own characters, so here is Piss Nose's nemesis kinda : Pomidor -- a communist Belarusian nutcracker

Christmas outfits with my favs 💫

I'm not into politics, but I burst out laughing when I saw this photo, poetic cinema, bro is built like that pixar lamp

Piss Nose ♠️ Alt Outfits

Things I would actually sell a kidney to obtain: having seen Piss Nose live once; full access to every episode of Captain Conspiracy & Co + Fat Guy Stuck in Internet; a real hypnosis session narrated by Lyle Mesmer; Byron Johnson: the comeback; even if it's impossible, see how Anthony teaches improv

photobashing Piss Nose in famous paintings, and somehow he ended up looking like Napoléon -- I would have sold my kidney to see one of those performances on stage

Keeper of Cuntiness

"on your knees, boy~"

I don't know what kind of crack Anthony put in his first Mesmer performance of 2025, but I'll never get tired of it

Lyle Mesmer being my spirit animal for 3mins part #3

Lyle Mesmer being my spirit animal for 3mins part #2

Lyle Mesmer being my spirit animal for 3mins part #1

the enshittification that occurred JUST during the year 2025 needs to be studied, I don't even enjoy using my phone anymore

I am unemployed part #2

I'm having way too much fun doing those (can you tell that I am unemployed)

Byron & Lyle wishing you guys a Merry Crisis to those who celebrate🎄This cover won't leave my mind, and neither will they op // _loveourlove (insta)

I'm going to try to start drawing on paper again

I think it's no coincidence that 2025 was the worst year of my life, CWT was put on hold so I'm already feeling a little more optimistic about 2026

it was the perfect color study to do while listening to the latest Bitchuation -- yeah I still hate doing backgrounds

I have SO many questions (~30) about what he said here that I could conduct an interview at this point