happy birthday to me 🍓 I'm pissed because I wanted a strawberry tartlet and there were only mixed-fruit type of shit

I feel like Lyle would make the “67” sign and then slap a child on the cheek

I haven't been this sick in years, I feel spiritually connected to this video rn

at this rate, nothing is stopping me from creating my own characters, so here is Piss Nose's nemesis kinda : Pomidor -- a communist Belarusian nutcracker

Christmas outfits with my favs 💫

I'm not into politics, but I burst out laughing when I saw this photo, poetic cinema, bro is built like that pixar lamp

Piss Nose ♠️ Alt Outfits

Things I would actually sell a kidney to obtain: having seen Piss Nose live once; full access to every episode of Captain Conspiracy & Co + Fat Guy Stuck in Internet; a real hypnosis session narrated by Lyle Mesmer; Byron Johnson: the comeback; even if it's impossible, see how Anthony teaches improv

photobashing Piss Nose in famous paintings, and somehow he ended up looking like Napoléon -- I would have sold my kidney to see one of those performances on stage

Keeper of Cuntiness

"on your knees, boy~"

I don't know what kind of crack Anthony put in his first Mesmer performance of 2025, but I'll never get tired of it

Lyle Mesmer being my spirit animal for 3mins part #3

Lyle Mesmer being my spirit animal for 3mins part #2

Lyle Mesmer being my spirit animal for 3mins part #1

the enshittification that occurred JUST during the year 2025 needs to be studied, I don't even enjoy using my phone anymore

I am unemployed part #2

I'm having way too much fun doing those (can you tell that I am unemployed)

Byron & Lyle wishing you guys a Merry Crisis to those who celebrate🎄This cover won't leave my mind, and neither will they op // _loveourlove (insta)

I'm going to try to start drawing on paper again

I think it's no coincidence that 2025 was the worst year of my life, CWT was put on hold so I'm already feeling a little more optimistic about 2026

it was the perfect color study to do while listening to the latest Bitchuation -- yeah I still hate doing backgrounds

I have SO many questions (~30) about what he said here that I could conduct an interview at this point

fuck AI slop - I need a Professor Dillon Doe Graham virtual assistant instead

nez de pisse

shitposting about the tonyverse will never not crack me up, and I finally have a place to do it

I refuse to elaborate because I know I am right

fandom so nonexistent that I have to make my own merch (Lyle keychain and Piss Nose rotating standee) the day I start cosplaying it's over for you guys

I think it's funny to share now : my one-sided beef with Anthony because I didn't want to buy my tickets before he confirmed his show on Instagram (I did it anyway and yes, I was actively crashing out)

screenshot redraw, 10mins

I've always been embarrassed to be Tony's only Gen Z fan because most of his followers are smart and cultured, and I'm the only dumbass in the mix— But weirdly, since I ‘revealed’ my identity, I care less. In the end, I'm necessary to the ecosystem—lowering the collective IQ of CWT viewers

I won't have much time to draw from now on, so bluesky will become a useless logbook oh and yes, I'm going to shitpost hardcore, starting today the fandom is already non-existent, so what's stopping me

since my reward circuit/attention span is fucked, I've decided to force myself to watch one movie a day-- so far I've seen : Altered States -- 9/10 Dreamscape -- 7.5/10 Brainstorm -- 8/10 Scanners -- 7/10 Beyond the Black Rainbow (I'll never finish it, mid/10)

I just thought, I'd be into “Painting with Tony,” like we see the process for one of his paintings and the voiceover is just him ranting about politics

15mins' sketch -- so much aura in this picture (from the Discord)

my collection of Lyle stickers is growing

thank you to Lisa for giving me the biggest laugh of the year, I will never forget it, i'm still laughing

shitposting is a personal hobby of mine

I always forget how long turtles live-- so every time I get mindfucked when I realize that these turtles have lived through more historical events than my ass, even the turn of the millennium I didn't get to experience it (my biggest regret)

I don't follow politics, but this is too funny not to shitpost about it

mind split

continuing to play dress-up with characters that are not even mine, but it's gradually getting more cursed

I love playing dress-up with characters that are not even mine

will I ever stop drawing him-- no and why didn't anyone tell me that he has been around for at least five years ? I will never know what proto-Lyle was like

the fake nun with the spoon, based on the latest roo-man (repost because I wasn't satisfied with the eye)

you don't know this because I edited the photo, but the deck case is actually so fucked, in reality you can see all the marks I made while struggling with a cutter for two hours trying to stick fucking letter stickers

you can get a clear view of the tarot deck by clicking on the Google Drive link, where each card is in digital format, there is even a document I wrote on the plane that explains the artistic choices behind each of the cards 🙌 drive.google.com/drive/folder...