CBS Sunday morning doing a Philly centered edition this week and of course they featured Pat’s Steaks. Would be less offended if they did 10 stories on how we booed Santa.

It spreads

Proud to say my dad hasn’t met with any of my bosses. You know, because I’m an adult.

This is my biggest issue with BlueSky. People just share depressing shit from society. I just need to scroll through some mindless stuff and Philly sports without wanting to take an acid bath.

Stanley Kubrick’s Spy Kids

Saturday night was for wives, but Friday night at the Copa was for the girlfriends.

Timeline crashing over Hilary Duff and I’m thinking she’s drugging out over trauma from being a child star or has cancer, but it’s just she looks good in a swim suit. I could have told you that. She’s been a stunner since I was a high school freshman.

Now go home and get your fucking shine box.

Don’t buy wigs that come off at the wrong time.

This older generation can’t figure out how to log in to any website to save their life, but they can figure out how to complain to the FCC?????

Last 30 days in Boston Sports -Vrabel cheats on wife publicly with NFL reporter -Bruins eliminated in first round -Celtics blow 3-1 lead in first round -Red Sox fire manager after poor start No city deserves this more.

Imagine losing a Game 6 up 3-2. Can’t relate.

Very different cities New York- city hicks who can’t function outside of their city. Boston- entitled and surprisingly racist. Needs attention all the time for no reason. Philly- Us against the world mentality. We are the dog that only the owners can pet.

Flyers have won 5 out of 8 playoffs series vs the Pens including two vs Crosby.

This would have been a 4-0 win if the Phillies didn’t show up and kill all the vibes. Keep em away next series.

Vladar is a god. Pens dominated the first 17 mins of OT. Only takes one shot. We’re saved from the 3-0 lead embarrassment. Nothing to lose vs Canes.

Bye Crosby

Feels like the Flyers have been killing a penalty this whole overtime period.

Flyers might blow a 3-0 lead.

Draft Grades should work as such: A- Great value for position or you drafted a player who will immediately out perform their position. B- Good value here. Not the steal of the draft but really good value. C- Expected value here. You don’t get an A for taking a top 10 player in the top 10. D

He’s made himself such a story through this whole process and 3rd string QBs don’t get jobs when they are a bigger story than the starting QB. We wanted to love this guy and he has made it impossible for about 5 months now.

If the Cowboys can make Pickens happy then they are the clear top competition with Philly. That’s such a devastating duo at WR with a good QB, good OL, and a very improved defense. Eagles should have a top 5 defense unless safety is worse than even we think.

The John Lynch stuff is interesting. He’s made some odd draft choices, but he’s hit some as well. Lots of trades and free agent moves have made up for misses. They also keep making the playoffs so you don’t write him off yet. Eventually it will catch up with him. Franchise QB contract now.

Roberts(Alabama OL), Lawson and that LS probably make this roster. Every draft pick but probably that New Mexico edge(practice squad) make this roster as well. OL depth needed a complete overhaul. Uar Bernard is not good enough to make this roster in year 1, but he will because he’s

No NBA player has 6% body fat.

The goal with Uar is probably special teams is a kick blocking machine and some sub packages. He runs really fast in a straight line and he’s made out of steel. Scouts were floored by his body fat %. Teaching him to fly off the snap will be key. There’s so many little things he doesn’t know yet.

Howie was like give Hurts more weapons and let’s draft a few giants who run like tight ends and see what comes out.

Idk how Bernard fell to the 7th this late. Most of the players taken in this class after round 6 are practice squad guys. This is such a low risk and my god the potential of a high reward. He looks like he should be in the dunk contest. His agility times would probably be higher with more work.

Uar Bernard is one of the freakiest prospects to ever be drafted. Super raw, but he’s as long as you can be and he has less body fat than any NBA player. Fast and jumps to space. Built like he came from a lab, it’ll just take a few years to teach him the game, but man if he pans out he has HOF pote

He’s a shorter Johnny Manziel with a much weaker arm. Do you really want that on your team?

Every position on the Eagles is deep except safety. 12 wins should be the minimum. Feels like the front office is making a statement. This is a contending roster. Be a contender or get out.

Love Stowers and Bell plus a proven starting edge. Eagles aren’t fucking around with the offense anymore. Hurts better deliver in 2026, no more 120 yard games. Bell is fun, gets the perfect giant OT mentor on the other side. These guys don’t work out 99% of the time but eh who cares.

Peter Woods is awesome, but you need a DT next to him who can draw double teams. Peter Woods will never beat a double team in the NFL.

Would he funny if New England just traded all their picks to be done with the draft by round 3.

This will be a big year for Jalen Hurts. I don’t think the front office will accept another year of 120 yard games. Big year for Sirianni too. The roster is fine. Is it coaching or Hurts? Maybe both.

Imagine showing all these tough footballers and having to root for a captain like Crosby in a couple days.

It’s the draft of 4.5 WRs who play a lot faster than their combine times. One has to replace AJ Brown, other has to prove he’s worth a 4th overall pick.

Love Banks at 18. It’s such a tough spot in the draft. Take the high upside pick. If he stays healthy he’s a bigger and longer Fletcher Cox.

Blake Miller, the Toyota Camry of the draft. He won’t get you laid on his own, but he’ll get you to the first date every time.

Love the pick for the Jets, he’s an absolute weapon. Elite RB, freak TE and very good WR1. They have some pieces around Geno. If he stinks, plenty of QBs to choose from next year.

Solid pick, day one starter, but was thinking about this last night. It always feels like the first guard in the first round always disappoints. There was that guard from Duke the Lions took, David DeCastro. I value guard more than most because that’s where the pocket collapses first.

Your QB in round 1 should have elite traits first and foremost. He doesn’t have those. Lots of solid starter tape. Him and McVay probably have success in a couple years, but always feel like you can get this type of QB on day 2 and most free agent classes.

Proctor is an elite highlight player. There are at least 15 15 plays where he looks like Jonathan Ogden and like 200 where he looks like Winston Justice.

Cardinals have the worst draft so far. OL needs to get better, no QB, one WR, kind of, will be tough to run the ball with no help around him. Hate RB in the first round if you don’t have the OL and QB already. You’re asking a RB to prove you are worth a top 3 pick and oh yeah, zero help.

Still waiting for that player to thank satan.

Best pick of the draft so far. Elite safety day one, improves pass defense day one, will get turnovers, allows corners to stay aggressive if they stay healthy. Value at safety is how you use the position. If you play one or two deep all day, find, value isn’t great.

Want to see a study on teams trading up one spot for a player. Feels like it’s really bad. Mitch Trubisky and JJ McCarthy come to mind. It just seems silly. Team A is like hey Team B trade us a 3rd or 4th or maybe this mystery team takes your guy.

Had to go to the basement for a tornado but I went full dad and watched the shit out of the weather reports. Thoughts- Cardinals and Titans stay bad. Giants luck into an elite edge, again, and will fuck it up, again. Saints get a really good WR who may or may not be made of glass.