i won

i said “i am going to fucking yeet myself” as i was going to answer the office phone OUT LOUD because we keep getting spam calls at work today. 😭

how i envision any conversation between @plaguepuppy.bsky.social and i ever

🎃 Spooky Icon & Chibi YCH! 🦇 #halloween #ych Available thru #VGen here: vgen.co/ShiningGray Or comment here/send a chat msg and I'll get to ya ✨

I SURVIVED THE GREAT WAR (my dumb ass typo’d my email address at checkout, so there was a lot of back and forth to get things straightened out…but her merch team is fantastic and was a great help lol)

ah. so i am once again in the swiftie hunger games.

Before I and the cats inevitably ruin the moment: I am on my PRINCESS SHIT with this bedding right now! 😭👑💓🎀

how life feels when your old obsessions come back with a vengeance after being burnt out from them

as someone who works in real estate, it is alarming to me the rate at which people have begun to treat reading like some insurmountable/arduous task. we have a literacy and reading comprehension crisis. 😭 PLEASE protect yourself. at least read contracts/rental criteria.

who the fuck was gonna tell me whole cake island went this hard why am i uncontrollably sobbing in the club the sanji trauma the brook aura it’s too much for my little heart

the cat in the hat? more like the cat on my back. 🐈

i like treating my celiac like a bit at this point and just making a “food i’ll eat when i get my body back” list like alphonse from fma 💀

idk man if u think it’s cringe to lovepost about ur homies i can’t relate to u

✌🏻 this life is weird but wonderful

THIS ONE IS FOR ALL OF THE REAL EEPERS: APPLE IS FINALLY LETTING YOU CUSTOMIZE HOW LONG A SNOOZE IS ON ALARMS!

🍵Mumie & Poppy💐 Can you all tell that I really, really like how Komugod draws my girliepops? They cutemaxx! 🎨: vgen.co/komugod

why is my mom so fucking cute i’m sobbing (those stickers are all of our pets)

DO NOT PURCHASE ANYTHING FROM STREAMILY! I ordered a print three and a half years ago that has yet to be fulfilled in any capacity, and their “lovely” team refuses to acknowledge my emails about it anymore. They are thieves. Do not give them your business. Period.

tired but exceedingly cute. 😴

if you ever feel embarrassed about something you’ve done, just remember that this pikachu jacket became my personality to the point where my entire friend group and my biology teacher actively called me “pika”

Pronouns: She/Her Height: 4’10” Shoe: 5W US Zodiac: Cancer/Rabbit Smoke: Not tobacco Tattoos: None Piercings: Many™️ Fav Drinks: Sweet Tea, Iced Coffee, Lemonade

one of the biggest virginian struggles as a born and bred resident of virginia who happens to love animation: not knowing which FUCKING ACRONYM IS BEING APPLIED WHEN PEOPLE SAY “VA”. 😭

rest in peace to my eyebrow piercing. 😔 (march 2024-september 2025) my body rejected it so gradually i didn’t even notice until i woke up this morning and the jewelry was just chilling in my bed? ball still attached and all? oh well. means i can start doing my eyebrows again.

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my colleague: *puts in the log that one of our tenants who is from italy invited her over to have some real espresso* me: *types back “sabrina carpenter is that u”* *hears my colleague giggle from over in her office next to mine* success.

if you’re southern like me you already know apples and pecans are the true autumn patron saints

today marks one year since i started streaming under the name mumie! while i’ve kinda just been doing my own thing lately and slowed down a lot, it still means the world because she’s how i met all of you. 💚

🌸 today’s mumiefit 🌸 ily @lizzrobinett.com

happy birthday to my sweetest boy. i’m so glad i get to spend the whole day snuggling you. you are loved beyond words, and my greatest treasure. here’s to many more years with you. 🐈9️⃣

Lolo: 91% of Americans are crazy. Me: Where are you getting this statistic from? Lolo: Somewhere. Me: Your ass?

some lore: i hate my hair because there is ALWAYS that small section in the back that’s an inch longer than the rest. it is never the hair dresser’s fault. it’s even when cut. this is just, quite literally, how it grows in. 😭 (luckily my hair is wavy so it hides it a bit lmao)

I've seen some vocally anti-AI people recently make an anti-AI post and be surprised there are still pro-AI people following them, and I can explain this; most pro-AI people think they are somehow the exception. the way THEY are using it, SURELY you would take no issue! well, we do. so fuck off.

it ain’t easy bein’ this cute. 😮‍💨

i have waffles and hazelnut coffee. i think today is peak already.

i asked lolo to pick a new color for me to use on my bulb to take a break from my usual pink. we have officially entered spooky season. 🍂🎃

uwu

i need you all to know i bought this lababy from five below today and it currently lives in my car what fresh hell have i unleashed

please be proud. i decided to quit girlgremming and clean my lenses for the first time in Months. ✌🏻🌸

oh thank god

MISS SWIFT IS ENGAGED.

braved the heat of my storage unit today, and my room is finally starting to feel like my room again. 🥺🩵

he is so dramatic. i can’t. 😭

i feel it is imperative you all know that i use the term "bestie" so often at work that we have adopted the nickname brettstie for our plumber, brett.

literal conversation in our work log today… colleague: “hangry.” me: “fucking mood, queen.”

sorry for all the selfie bombs lately. i’ve just been feeling so cute and confident lately and wanna share with the class if that’s okay? 👉🏻👈🏻

Crest’s Cinnamon toothpaste has saved my life. Omg. 😭❤️ As a sensory thing, I cannot STAND minty or unflavored toothpaste. This has been the only toothpaste intended for adults that I have ever been able to use properly. They better never get rid of it!

actual quote i said to my mother about my father and brother just now: “anyway, i’m tired of getting fed up with men for today. love you.”

pink loves to see me coming 🌸🌸🌸