The same prick who gives me a headache every day now wants to outlaw Tylenol.

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Here a way to deshittify your Monday. It's the third day of the weekend! bsky.app/profile/thef...

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Je suis Jimmy. ABC and CBS can suck it. We already quit Paramount+ but will watch every SECOND of Colbert's remaining shows on "network" TV. The way things are going, he might not last till next summer, either. Et tu, NBC?

Social media has made it all too easy for trolls (especially those who employ swarms of them) to influence public opinion. Thirty years ago, it took massive infrastructure for Faux news to do it. Now you can get a lot of traction with a gaggle of trolls. Or a bundle of bots.

Sure, just kill the homeless veterans, the mentally ill, the unfortunate poor. A bullet is cheaper than housing and healthcare, amiright ha ha. Which is the "party" of murder? Perhaps Elon has dyslexia. Faux has spewed this kind of hateful rhetoric for 28 years. Disgusting.

It's like seeing the first robin of spring. Hopefully.

This is what happens when you ignore or erase institutional memory and replace it with social media algorithms.

His "shoot a guy in the middle of 5th Avenue and get away with it" fantasy might be metastasizing.

LOL! Special: two for the price of three.

Playing the casino three weeks in a row is obviously some kind of clerical error. But I say the more times we play "Late in the Evening" at Noon, the better!

Sure, first they send in ICE to round up all the landscapers, then they send the Guard. Americans may not want those jobs, but Americans are filling 'em anyway. Under orders. Could y'all send some of them taxpayer-funded gardeners to my house please?

😆 If you go to the original post and scroll down, someone added "Yakity Sax" (the Benny Hill song), the perfect soundtrack.

Tax cuts eventually took so much money away from NASA (and everything else) that not one, not two, but three private space programs now exist. Dropping $250 million on the presidency was relative chump change. We can thank Citizens United, and by "citizens" they mean "dollars."

They always say "falsehoods" or "false claims." They're lies, OK? Lies.

I'm sure their "masked, unaccountable bounty-hunter" gigs would never attract human traffickers or pedophiles.

Since liberals started calling themselves "progressives," now the cons have to hate progress itself. It's tough being a conservative these days. I think it officially started the day that Ronald Reagan ripped Jimmy Carter's solar panels off the White House roof.

I guess fighting Gravy Seals with sandwiches kinda makes sense.

I suppose we should take it as win he didn’t give Alaska back. Yet.

I would lose my license if I failed to repost this.

OK, this is awesome. Never really wanted to play I Shot the Sheriff but now I do.

Join us for our lunch special! 45 songs for the price of none!

Lyin' Donny thinks "DEI" gives jobs to the incompetent, which is ridiculous. He thinks all immigrants are stupid (pot, meet kettle). But he appoints folks like teleprompter readers Fox; totally unqualified for their positions. Some are criminals. Sounds exactly like what they *think* DEI means.

Today we open the show for Randy. Break out the paisley Nehru shirt.

My mom left us pre-MAGA, but she was radicalized quite effectively by the likes of Rush Limbaugh and Fox news. She traded some of her deeply-ingrained Catholic values for fear and lies and hate, served up as the gospel truth by unscrupulous blowhards whom I will never forgive.

Art O. Deal meets Al Z. Heimers. Al has a strong grip.

Art O. Deal meets Al Z. Heimers.

Art O. Deal meets Al Z. Heimers

You can drive your Tesla to the Edison. It's OK.

This is so good, CBS would probably cancel it. Sign me up!

I don't always fart, but when I do, it's always in "his" general direction.

This is going to be fun! It's been a long time since we played The Old Edison. Mary Ellen is a vocal force-of-nature, CC burns on guitar, Keith Stone scorches on sax, and I get to play bass with the award-winning Chris Leighton on drums. Come and rock your blues away! Also, try the chowder.

@songbirdg1.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

We don't know who they are. Roving gangs of "self-deputized" gravy seals -- or worse -- taking matters into their own hands? We don't know what happens to their victims. They are at minimum government-sanctioned bounty hunters, and possibly enterprising human traffickers, sex slavers, rape gangs.

It's the second most fun thing you can do on a Monday. If you find yourself North of Seattle at midday on the last Monday of June ... duck on down Interstate 5 Exit 210 and dance to a great band, listen to great songs, Live @ Lunch! We play there monthly, at least (7/14, 8/18, 9/22, 9/29).

Meanwhile, the same folks who want to put the Ten Commandments in schools are building a concentration camp surrounded by alligators.

Q: How do you tell a legitimate ICE agent from a Gravy Seal? A: You can't.

Does my butt look big in this?

It's the second most fun thing you can do on a Monday. If you find yourself North of Seattle at midday on the last Monday of June ... duck on down Interstate 5 Exit 210 and dance to a great band, listen to great songs, Live @ Lunch! We play there monthly, at least (7/14, 8/18, 9/22, 9/29).

"And here I sit so patiently Waiting to find out what price You have to pay to get out of Going through all these things twice" - Bob Dylan, Memphis Blues Again bsky.app/profile/kras...

This is a post with snow geese. Several posts, actually.

Playing bass with Joe and Kelly this Saturday with David Vaughans on drums. 3:00 at Boots Bar & Grill in Hamilton, opening for The Dirty Pilots. Supporting combat veterans. www.facebook.com/events/72105...

If you've been waiting on the weather to pull out your street-dancin' shoes, well ... Beat your Feet in the Street at Last at Blast from the Past!