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thank you philadelphia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Currently wearing a dress shirt with my dads initials sewn into the cuff This is the type of stuff they were doing to Cersei in game of thrones

mother fucking update: I WILL BE IN ATTENDANCE AT THE EAST COAST PREMIERE OF DIVINE HAMMER AT THE PHILAMOCA. MARCH 9TH. PHILADELPHIA, PA. www.etix.com/ticket/p/999...

Wrote a trivia sheet for the Super Bowl party I attend. Question: “What is Bad Bunny’s country of birth?” Some of my favorite answers: Puerto Rico, PR Spain Columbia P. Rico. Notably, only my father said the US. 2026 will be big for the Athiest zionist crowd I guess.

Also BY FAR my favorite part: Kid Rock’s grift towards the “small town down home guy” crowd is so poorly orchestrated. This guy grew up worshipping the Likes of Eminem, NWA, and Too Short. His pale-skinned, Meth-addled charm only works to the extent that he can shamelessly steal black culture.

Also was anyone going to tell me that Brantley Gilbert is the “read me my rights” guy? Really interesting that his most popular song was used on TikTok in 2021 by resistlibs to make fun of trump voters. It’s all happening I guess.

Watched the TPUSA halftime show. Really the funniest thing is how the most recent conservative talking point is how the left hijacks art to make political statements Meanwhile the biggest conservative think tank just put a 3 minute Charlie Kirk memorial in between Brantley Gilbert and Kid Rock

The problem with collecting records is that all of the “knowledge” is gatekept and concealed behind 400 layers of condescension and judgement which makes it impossible to bond with people in any meaningful way Also it’s expensive.

We’re…..back.

bringing back this classic after seeing some of the 49er's social media posts after that blowout

They transvestigating Aphrodite from the Hades franchise

“Tough luck and sour fruits The spitting image of pretty pimpin’ Word to Kurt Vile, this my superior healing style. First I wax on then wax off; gestalt” -Rory Allen Phillip Ferreira

Hoe said she Gardevoiresque

Yes I was watching David Sylvian interviews because Japan is one of the most interesting bands ever Orientalist ignorant white kids from the UK accidentally make great music with no formal training and blow the fuck up in the country where they got their name? Hell yeah

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Always intrigued by the way that gen Xers and elder millennials use social media to absolutely slobber over old figures in pop culture//music Watch any old documentary rip on YouTube. The comments will be uncomfortable and disgusting. From David Bowie to David Sylvian.

5$ used lmao Someone wasn’t pleased.

Oh yeah.

The most interesting small takeaway from finally being in Seattle is that their bill-reading machines in grocery stores are way more lenient than the ones in Lancaster. I can’t prove it, but my assumption would be that PA suburban grocery stores want to dissuade lower income shoppers from entering

Evil Jay-Z: I’m going to teach impoverished black youth to convert their future earnings into ethereum Oh my bad that’s just normal Jay Z

They said Grok touched the Deepseek whale that’s why he quiet

Incredible

WP stands for my initials and not White Pride okay thanks Kkkrackkker down unlimited unaliving of the first world

Peed in a bottle WP brother

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Bad Omens, Ice Nine Kills, slop horseshit poop from a butt guhhhhhhhh

I found myself

I found myself

Wooooo I’m boudda make a name for myself

Love that chicken from Popeyes

Really not a fan of the term “gooning” being interchangeable with “sexual assault”. Specifically sports discourse has been ruined by this. Players are no longer CONVICTED SEX OFFENDERS. They are the haha funny gooner

Prince is likely just as pedophilic as MJ was but no one cares because he openly admitted it multiple times over the most abused and beautiful compositions ever Not all MAPs are created equal.

Zoloft is far inferior to the tried and true thuggish method of washing your hands until they bleed Follow for more

A lost human archetype is the Scientology hotwife This is mainly because their doctoral degrees were fraudulent and they took to plastic surgery at age 27.

This app is actually terrible but it’s nice to be along friends. No antonio brown saying racial slurs? No mecha Hitler? What does it even DO? ANYWAY I’m in Seattle so I thought I should be on the synaptic network of tenderqueers everywhere. bismillah al-rahman al-rahim.