Justus, an actual human
@justyoujustme.bsky.social
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Nightmare weirdo, often pleasant
Live by the sword, laugh by the sword, love by the sword
8 months ago
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Catching my reflection and thinking “I could probably do a really good Harry DuBois cosplay” is the surest sign I’ve ever had that I need to work out more.
12 months ago
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I have to apologize to my dad. My dad had 6 kids and more than a few pets, and one time I mocked him for going through three sisters names and then a cats name before he got to mine. I now have one child and one cat and I constantly mix them up. Sorry dad, I’ll respond to Vicious from now on.
12 months ago
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Kelly
12 months ago
You know things are bad when you’re anxious that the federal government has your social security number.
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Molly Shah
about 1 year ago
You’re all about to be gaslit about that Nazi salute and I’m begging you to spend no time on it. You know what you saw.
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Listen, there’s a million reasons to enjoy eve 6’s social media presence, but the fact I found Ted Leo on here through them bumps em up another million.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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I’m the lump in the middle.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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This is just to say I have beaten the Paul He’s in The icebox And which You were probably Hoping Would die Praise me He is expired It’s sweet He’s cold
about 1 year ago
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Netflix is buffering so much, I can only assume it’s because Tyson punched Paul so hard the force caused a small EMP
about 1 year ago
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I’m worried that I might try and invest too much of myself in a new site (again), but anything that screws over the Letter That Shall Not Be Twitter is a-ok to invest in.
about 1 year ago
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I have become death, becomer of death.
about 1 year ago
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Considering how much I love the smell of Dr. Bronner’s almond soap, I’m not sure I could resist taking a cyanide pill. I’m going to be in a position where some CIA operative has just cracked their tooth open and I’m just standing above their gurgling body and going “MMMMM!”
over 2 years ago
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To the tune of “Clang Clang Clang Went The Trolley”: 🎵🎵🎵ahh skeet skeet motherfucker🎵🎵🎵
over 2 years ago
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Since it’s a new social site and you’re here looking at this (presumably), here’s a few posts of what to expect.
over 2 years ago
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